Umm... Well see I was going to post this when I heard a cat mewing.... he looked like he was hurt so I went to help him and wound up in Mexico ... It's the truth ... *shifty eyes*

P.S Didn't have this chap beta'd so sorry for any bad grammar or spelling.

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The dark grey clouds that hung low in the sky really complimented Naruto's mood. It had been two weeks since his announcement that he would not shag anyone but Sasuke and he was beginning to feel the strain. Without his constant supply of sex, not only was he always seriously horny but, it dampened his mood terribly as well. To make matters worse he hadn't seen Sasuke since the night of the party.

Naruto had been sent on a weeklong mission the day after the party and since he had been back he had not seen any sign of HIS Uchiha. Naruto was not sure if the raven was avoiding him or if they just kept on missing each other but he did know that he was going to lose it if he didn't see the man soon. Sighing loudly the blonde decided that he would treat himself to Ramen in the hopes of perking himself up.

As he made his way towards the Ramen shop he saw a streak of black duck-butt hair sweep past him. It couldn't be. Sweeping around he looked towards to where he had seen the streak of blue but there was nothing there. Sighing Naruto surrendered it had just been his imagination and made his way towards the Ramen shop once more.

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Yet another week had passed and Naruto was losing his mind he hadn't seen his love for three weeks and he was sick of it. He knew Sasuke was in the village because he asked granny tsunade if he was on a mission. So he decided it was high time to take action and he knew the perfect way to start. It was time to implement plan C cause so much mayhem that that Sasuke has no choice to listen to what you have to say and when he finds out what a great guy you are falls in love with you.

After he had consulted his bunny notebook Naruto set down to right his shopping list. After all you couldn't cause mayhem without the right supplies.

An hour later Naruto had all his supplies and was ready to start the plan. First stop was the Hokage Mountain. Naruto quickly made his way to the tower knowing there was only a limited time before the Baa-Chan sent some of her goons after him.

Naruto pulled out six packs of toilet role and began to manuover it around the heads of the hokages. Once he was done he quickly scribbled a message across the faces before rushing off to the next sight. It wouldn't do to be caught so early on.

For over two hours Naruto attacked every spot he could think of. He locked a couple of gennin in a storage closet and sealed it with a talisman. He shaved all the hair of the elusive cat. He rearranged everything in the school. Dumped 200 pounds of cat guts in the market and was just moving on to waxing the nearest old guy when he heard a familiar Dobe.

"Dobe what the fuck do you think you're doing." Sasuke asked his usual placid expression on his face.

"Ah Sasuke I see you got my messages" The blonde enthused and huge grim plastered on this tanned skin.

"It was hard to miss what with it been plastered everywhere the hokage threatened to castrate me if I didn't come and talk to you. So you better spill Dobe. What the fuck are you doing"?

"Why getting your attention of course." The blonde said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"So you mean to tell me you have destroyed the ENTIRE village just to get my attention"

"Yep" Before Naruto even had a chance to blink he found himself on his ass from the punch he had just received from the Uchiha. Looking up into does enraged filled eyes Naruto decided that maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Stealing himself Naruto jumped up kissed Sasuke and then did what every guy did when his love was mad at them ... he ran and ran and ran. That was until Sasuke caught him and beat him to a pulp and left him on the ground.

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Later that day Naruto awoke in the hospital. His whole body felt heavy and he could feel someone holding his hand. Opening his eyes Naruto looked at the pale hand holding his and felt his heart sore.

"Dobe next time you want my attention try not destroy the village" and with that he let go of the blondes hand and made his way out the door.

It took Naruto a few moments to catch up with what had happened but when he did he came to 3 conclusions.

Sasuke said next time which meant he was definitely warming up to him

Never piss Sasuke off because he will wind up in the hospital

He got to kiss Sasuke

That last one was definitely the best and gave Naruto much more confidence in his next plan. With that thought he quickly fell back to sleep. Dreaming of having his Sasuke tied up and begging as Naruto ruthlessly took his ass.