AN: Okay, so I saw someone else do this and I thought it was pretty amusing. Here are some "out-takes" I could imagine happening from this story. Plus a word from Mello and Matt.. Sorry it's short, just a sort of intermission. Kinda busy lately. Enjoy!

From chapter one, being stopped by the matradee before entering the galla.

"Your name sir?" the Matradee asked with suspicion in his eyes.

"My name?" L echoed looking bored.

"Yes… Your name, sir…." The matradee replied getting a little irritates.

"Well.. I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call." L replied standing stiffly.

"Really?... A Trigun rip?" Sakura said slapping her own forehead.

Chapter 1. Serious Moment when Mrs. O'Connell pulls a knife on L.

Mrs. O'Connell pulls the knife running at L.

L quickly turns around, looking her dead in the eyes and… begins.. to… sing…

"When you love a woman
you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really -
really really ever loved a woman?"

Chapter 2. Getting to the cottage, sleeping arrangements.

"Uh.. Err.. It seems there's only.. One bedroom.." L said knowing Sam must have set this up.

"I'll sleep on the couch.." Sakura replied

"No no, this is really my fault, I'll sleep on the couch.." he replied.

"Or…." Sakura says pausing then taking a dramatic pose.

"I might like you better if we slept together
I might like you better if we slept together
I might like you better if we slept together
But there's something in your eyes that says "maybe"
That's never!
Never say never!"

Chapter 3. L grabs Sakura's arm and she drops her bag and various contents fall out.

Sakura quietly scrambles to get all of her things back into the bag.

L's eyes light up: "SWEET! Eighteen Magazine!! Misa-Misa is sooo hot!!"

Sakura: "Idiot.."

L: "What?"….

Chapter 3. Watari and Sakura are walking in the yard.

Sakura: "Watari.. I have something to tell you.."

Watari: "What is it my dear?"

Sakura: "I like to sing-a.. About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a…
I like to sing-a.. About tea for two and I love yoouuu.
I love-a to I love-a to siiiiiinnnnnnnggggg"

Watari: "Right then, so this heart business…"

Sakura: "Yeah, it kinda sucks.."

Mello & Matt's rant:

Mello: You know, we thought this writer would be cool. You know write us into the story more.. But shit no! This bitch just gave us what, two lines or something?

Matt: Eh, whatever.. Oh crap! Damnit why do they always try to kill me!!!

Mello: Could you put that stupid thing down for a minute? I'm trying to tell these people some seriously messed up shit that is going on.

Matt: Dude, who cares? What we really should be ranting about is all the writers that make us gay.. I'd take two lines in a story over making out with you any day… Shit.. You made me shoot the wrong guy! DAMNIT MELLO!!

Mello: Wait… They make us.. Gay? What the hell is that about?!

Matt: Well.. Um, aside from the burn, you're actually very.. Uhh…

Mello: What? Say it you bastard.. I dare you.. I will shoot your ass so fast!

Matt: Eh, I already got shot before so what's a few more..

Mello: Damnit… I can't do it.. I love you man!!

Matt: Right, uh, can I get back to my game now?

Mello: Selfish bastard. *shoots Matt*

Matt: WTF?! Did you actually just shoot me? *shoots Mello back*

Mello: YOU ASSHOLE!! What did you do that for?!

Matt: You started it..

Mello: Well if you would've been paying attention instead of playing your stupid game you wouldn't have gotten shot.. Stupid.

Matt: Well.. If you weren't such a transgender leather fetish girly boy people probably wouldn't make gay stories about us. So you wouldn't have anything to talk about…

Mello: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!

Matt: You heard me… Hell, maybe I would make out with you. You were kinda pretty..

Mello: *blush*

Matt: Well, before that burn at least.

Mello: *glaring*

Matt: I was messing with you… I wouldn't kiss you.. God you're such a bitch…

Mello: …. Asshole…