A/N: Don't own, don't sue. If you do…hehe, you'll be highly disappointed.
Welcome back to Boringoke, I mean, Karaoke.
Why do we have to go through another tortuous night for your amusement!?
Who said that?!
(No one replied if you don't count crickets)
Next person is…Karin. That is your name, right?
Right!
Song randomizer…do what you do.
(An upbeat music began playing)
Oh Sasuke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Sasuke, hey Sasuke
Why does everything gotta be about Sasuke? Why not Neji? He's beautiful; he's like…beautifully hot. Or maybe Shikamaru. I would totally watch a show starring Shikamaru. Or Itachi, I say the hottest of the brothers. Even in death he still looks hot. I don't think Sasuke will ever achieve that feat.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Itachi.
Oh Sasuke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Sasuke, hey Sasuke
Oh Sasuke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Sasuke..
Or Naruto? The show is called Naruto! But all you hear 'Sasuke this' and 'Sasuke that'…
Hey Sasuke
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Sasuke
Even from Naruto! You know what, Sasuke? You're an attention whore.
Sasuke: I am not!
Itachi: It's true. Even as kids he always wanted all the attention.
Sasuke: That's because Dad always paid you attention and loved you more! So did Mom!
Not only are you an attention whore but a wussy.
Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Sasuke
Oh Sasuke, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Sasuke, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Sasuke
Ooh what you do Sasuke, do Sasuke
Don't break my heart, Sasuke
Sasuke: I am not!
Wussy.
Sasuke: I am not.
Yeah you are.
Sasuke: See! That's why I'm going to kill you all! Everybody in Konoha deserves to die! For what they did to my clan and to me!
Wussy.
Hey Sasuke
Now when you take me by the... who's... ever gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Sasuke
Haha. I don't even live in Konoha!
Sasuke: Well they're just gonna pay more.
Not if Naruto kicks your ass!
Karin: Why isn't anybody paying attention to me! I'm singing my butt off!
Quite frankly, nobody likes you.
Karin: They do!
You're a second Sakura! You're just as annoying as she is!
Sakura: Hey!
You make Ino look good!
Ino: Thank you!
Your hair can't even decide whether it wants to stay or run away.
(Tears welled up in her eyes)
Why did you have to insult the hair!?
(She ran off stage crying, the music still going.)
That ends this session of Karaoke.
Tenten: Can we go home now?!
Yes, go home!