Lily: I feel like dying for not updating -cry-
Mira: Well, I'm fine with it.
Lily: HOW CAN YOU BE FINE?!?!?! WE PROBABLY LOST ALL OF OUR FANS THANKS TO THAT!
Mira: ... I don't really care? -Cowers-
Lily: -twitch twitch twitch- You... Don't. CARE?!?!?!
Mira: _ I love you?
Lily: I'LL KILL YOU!!! -Steals Kan- I mean, Yuu-tan's Mugen and tries to kill Miranda-
Mira: I'm so sorry for being lazy and not reading fanfics.
Lily: -Death glare- Sorry for nothing is one thing, YOU NEED TO SAY SORRY FOR BETRAYING " Man"!
Mira: I'm not betraying! I just think SasuNaru Has more chance of actually happening _
Lily: -Shudder- You... You... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! -Cries and locks herself in her room- I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU'LL REPENT YOUR SIN!
Mira: I'm sorry Lily! By the way, we don't own any of this shit. Maybe the plot line? But that's it.
Lily: But I wish to own Naruto, so I'll make it burn in HELL for making fangirls -glares at Mira- to forget about the PERFECT things, like " Man"
Mira: Can I keep Sasuke if you do get Naruto?
Lily: No!
Warning: Yaoi, AU, co-write and stupidity.
First read, then complain!
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Chapter 4 - Denial
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Although Allen turned in early that night, he hardly slept a wink. His brain was too busy mulling over the previous day's events that by the time he had slipped into a dream state, it was 3 o'clock in the morning.
Allen shuffled groggily into his first lecture for the day. His feet dragged across the floor, making an irritating squeaking noise, but Allen didn't care. He was just too exhausted.
"Whoa, dude," Lavi exclaimed as soon as Allen plonked himself down next to the redhead. "You look awful. What happened? Did Yu-chan jump you in the hallway on the way here?"
Allen's brain worked overtime in trying to process what Lavi had just said.
"Lavi, why would Kanda jump on me?" he replied, resting his head on his arms.
"Because you're a moronic beansprout." Kanda commented as he walked past to sit at the other end of the lecture room. Allen glared in Kanda's direction but it came out more like a frown.
"Students!" Professor Mikk scolded. "This is not a primary school for little immature kids! And speaking of kids, that reminds me. We have another new student, my niece Road Camelot."
The little girl Allen met last night at the dorms strolled into the room, looking completely at ease with her surroundings.
"How old is she?" Lavi said to no one in particular. "She looks like she belongs in Primary school, not at a University."
Allen shifted his head to get a look at the new student and when recognition flashed through his brain, he was suddenly wide awake again.
"Ehhh?!?! Y-you! Why are you here?" Allen pointed at Road, mouth agape.
"Ah! Allen!" the spiky-haired girl ran up and jumped on Allen, knocking him to the ground. "You're taking the same subject as me! That's great! We'll be best friends I know it!"
"Wait, what?!"
Allen looked over to Lavi for help but all he got was a thumb up and 'Killing the ladies, nice work Allen!'. Concluding that Lavi would be of no help in ridding him of the 90 pound lump of flesh straddling him, Allen looked towards the only other person in the room that he was acquainted with.
Kanda was sitting in his seat, fists clenched and looking thoroughly pissed off. Allen had just deemed it too dangerous to ask for Kanda's help when the man himself strode over, grabbed Road by the collar and threw her halfway across the room.
Road managed to right herself mid-air and land neatly on her feet while Allen stared at the older man in shock.
"Che' what the fuck are you looking at moyashi?"
Allen glared properly at him this time. "An idiot." He replied smoothly.
Kanda turned red from anger at this. "I just fucking saved you from being straddled to death!" Kanda spun around quickly so that Allen wouldn't see the pink tinge that dusted his cheeks. 'Because I wanted to be the one straddling you.' He thought to himself. 'Gahhh! Why the fuck did I have to fall for him of all people?! I almost would have preferred L-… no, Moyashi is definitely a better choice than that damn annoying Rabbit.'
Yes, Kanda Yu was gay, homosexual, a poofter, a faggot, and all those other horrible names. That was partially why no one knew his secret. That, and the fact that he had no one to tell anyway.
"So, now that you're done, will you seat in place and let us start the lecture?" Professor Mikk called out as all of the students sat down.
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The lecture ended too quickly for Kanda's liking. Most of the time he drew doodles of Allen, or glared at the girl sitting two rows behind and glancing at his sweet Moyashi. The thing himself didn't make Kanda feel better. After the lecture, Kanda went to his next as fast as possible without meeting with the bean sprout but that was impossible even for a trained samurai like himself. When he just about to exit the class, Kanda heard Allen's voice calling him.
"Kanda! Wait for me!" Allen yelled to Kanda as he ran to him.
"Che' I don't have all day Baka Moyashi, so speed up" Kanda glared at Allen and made his way to his –and Allen's- next lecture.
"I just wanted to thank you jerk! Jeez, can't you even pretend to be nice..." Allen all but followed Kanda to their next class. It was not because he liked or tried to get closer to the guy –he always denied this thing- he just didn't want to end up on the other side of the building as he did last time... Well, not the other side but he was far away from where he needed to be.
As they walked together, an annoying rabbit popped out from behind them and made Allen jump and almost reach the sealing.
"Hey you two! You almost forgot about me~" Lavi whined at his best friend and his best friend's love interest. Lavi knew all about Kanda, even his love-at-first-sight problem... but he would never admit it... or else you all be seeing a bunny head rolling on the floor.
"L-Lavi! Oh God, stop popping out like that! You almost gave me a heart attack!"
"My, my, Moyashi-chan-" "It's Allen" "-you should learn to expect those kinda things!"
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"Nee, Tyki-pon~ I'm bored~" Rhode was trying to annoy her Portuguese uncle.
Tyki sighed heavily. He knew exactly what she was trying to do and wanted none of it. "Haven't you made any friends yet? Ones that you'd rather annoy?"
"Mou… but I wanna play with you!" Tyki gave her a look that told her to cut to the chase. "Fine," she relented, "No, I haven't made any friends yet. They all treat me like I'm a child! They will pay for their mistakes later… but right now- I'm still bored~"
Tyki looked her up and down and chose not to remark on her clothes and petit size. "How about Allen Walker? You seemed to like him very much."
Rhode considered this for a moment. "I would…," she began, "But that Japanese jerk is always somewhere near. I don't like him." An unrecognizable emotion crossed her face for a moment, but was gone before Tyki saw it. "Besides! You still owe me a hot chocolate from last week!"
Tyki sighed again and rubbed his eyes tiredly before giving in to Rhode's request. "Alright, but I have to be back in time for my next lecture."
Rhode gave him a dazzling smile and skipped from the room with glee in every step.
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AN: As I said, now you can complain. And by complaining, I mean REVIEW! And if you don't want to complain, but to encourage, then do a HAPPY review!