Hello all. I got some good dares. The following scene happens before the show begins.

Me: Jazz, there's something I need to tell you.

Jazz: What is it Scheffelman?

Me: (Kisses Jazz on the lips)

Jazz: (Kisses back out of instinct)

Me: I love you Jazz.

Jazz: I'm shocked Scheffelman. I can't believe I'm saying this but I love you too.

Show's into:

Me: Hello everyone. Welcome back to "Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Love, and Pain". Punishment Heaven dares Sam to eat a 20lb. T-bone steak.

Sam: Why would Punishment Heaven want that?

Me: Because you need meat Sam. Eat it or be forced to watch Danny screw Desiree, Ember, Kitty, Lydia, Paulina, Penelope, Star, and Valerie in one go.

Danny: You would have me screw eight of the hottest females in the whole show?

Me: Yes Danny. I would.

Danny: Sweet!

Me: (Laughs at Danny).

Sam: I'm not eating meat.

Me: Do you want to be forced to watch your boyfriend screw eight other females in one go?

Sam: No.

Me: Then eat the damn steak.

Maddie: Scheffelman, language.

Me: Sorry.

Sam: Alright fine. I'll eat the darn meat. (Starts eating the 20lb. steak).

Me: Punishment Heaven also dares Tucker to propose to the Lunch Lady. But neither of them is here so the dare won't happen. Punishment Heaven wants to know why you, Maddie, and Jack continue to hunt Danny when he, Danny, has proven time and time again that he's a hero not a villain.

Maddie: To Jack and I, all ghosts are evil. We didn't know that Phantom was our own son so we hunted him like the evil ghost he is.

Me: Ok. Punishment Heaven wants to know who you would date if you had to date someone, Desiree.

Desiree: I guess it would be Danny.

Me: Thanks Des. Richard1081 wants Clockwork to say one thing he doesn't know and Vlad spend the day with Klemper. Good suggestion for Vlad, Richard1081.

Clockwork: I don't know who the next Ghost King is. Daniel was the one who defeated Pariah Dark but after that all I could see was Dan because the Observants didn't want Daniel to live.

Vlad: (Gets shipped off to Klemper's realm).

Me: (Laughs at Vlad's misery). This next dare is from shadow ninja, and he/she dare Danny to punch Vlad off a cliff. (Maniacally laughs). Good one shadow ninja. Danny when Vlad gets back from Klemper's, punch him off a cliff.

Danny: With pleasure.

Me: Guest wants to know why you need Danny's pelt Skulker. Are you trying to reenact Tarzan with Ember?

Skulker: No. I collect all things unique and rare. Phantom is one of the three halfas in existence. It was two before the clone came along.

Me: Ok Skulker. Kixen dares Sam to give Ember a swirly. Kixen also dares Danny to ask for Penelope's hand in marriage in front of everyone in Amity. Kixen never specified what form, human or ghost, so I will do it as ghost form. This next thing is a truth for Skulker from count raptor. What is your real name? Remember Skulker to answer truthfully or get hit with a mallet.

Sam: (Grabs Ember by the shirt and drags her to a bathroom).

Skulker: Well I don't really know my real name.

Amity Park:

Danny: Penelope, will you marry me?

Penelope: Yes Danny, I will marry you.

Danny: (Kisses Penelope).

Penelope: (Kisses Danny back).

Studio:

Me: Alright, samukai wants to know if you have different powers Dani.

Dani: I should have different powers.

Me: Alright that's all the time we have for this episode. Next episode we'll have a special guest.

Seadragons, if you read the top before the show started I just want you to know that ever since I first saw DP I fell in love with Jazz.