Chapter 4: Annoying Voldemort Almost to Death, literally.

SmileyFrozenWaffle13: Disclaimer: Disclaimer is such a boring word. Anyway, everything I said in the 2nd and 3rd chapters.

Aurora Borealis 97: I disagree with that. If you really think about it, it sounds like you're dissing the claimers. XD

It had been near the end of the year already, and Zim still had not found a way out of Hogwarts yet. He was so bored that he was tempted to suck up one of the ghosts with his PAK's vacuum cleaner just to see what would happen. (A/N Aurora Borealis 97: Uhhh... wouldn't it, like, not work 'cause their intangible?) He ended up sitting through classes with such a blank stare that might have looked through your very soul.

The thing interesting that was happening was the threesome kids were planning to go into some secret tunnel in Hogwarts to do, something that they talked a lot about. He decided to follow them. At least it would spice his year a little bit.

On the night they decided to sneak to where the chamber was, Zim decided to be one step ahead of them, and he went before they did.

He slid down the little slide (A/N SmileyFrozenWaffle13: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD) and eventually got to the parsel tongue speaking place thingy.

He blasted through the wall, and it reformed itself (A/N SmileyFrozenWaffle13: sound familiar? Aurora Borealis 97: XD Do all magical walls do that?) He then reached a dungeon type place, and was greeted by a kid his age, but with an adult type voice. The kid spoke

"So Harry, you've come… oh my apologies, you're not the boy I'm looking for." he said less apologetically than he meant.

"Who the heck are you?" Zim asked. "Well… if you must-" Voldemort was suddenly interrupted by Zim.

"Wait wait wait, I know who you are! You look like the Dib stink, so you must be his cousin!" (A/N SmileyFrozenWaffle13: DUN DUN DUN! Aurora Borealis 97: How, exactly, does young Voldemort look like Dib? *hint, hint, that sort of thinking MIGHT be why he's in the cowmanure house*) Voldemort was confused.

"What? No, I don't know Dib. I am Voldemort-"

"Wait! You're that filthy hyooman who killed five or six wizards and witches!" Zim said proudly.

Voldemort was starting to get angry. "NO I HAVE KILLED MORE THAN FIVE OR SIX WIZARDS AND WITCHES! I HAVE KILLED OVER 1000-"

"No, I think I know you killed less than that because someone else told me. OH! Is that the things hyoomans call diaries? Hey, Harry's friend told me not to say you're name out loud! You're gonna be in trouble for saying you-know-who's name out loud!"

This time Voldemort screamed in rage "BUT I'M YOU-KNOW- I MEAN VOLDEMORT!"

"Ohhh yeah…" Zim said. "So, about you're diary…"

"IT'S NOT A- AUUUGGHHH! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" Voldemort screamed. (A/N Aurora Borealis 97: When I see FrozenWaffle, I am so going to tell her it is a diary, and Voldy acknowledges that. I really do not admit to adding that part, since I didn't.) He casted the killing curse on Zim, but had almost no affect on him, instead he started laughing.

"He he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he ha ha ha- STOP IT! IT TICKLES TOO MUCH!" Zim screamed.

Voldemort had then screamed in agony, as if HE was the one who had the killing curse on him. Then, he Apparated as far away as he could, and he soon felt better. Zim had stopped laughing, and proceeded to walk out of the cave, and back into the skool.

SmileyFrozenWaffle13: Well, there you have it folks, Zim drove Voldy out of the skool. Poor Harry, he didn't even have a chance to face him. R&R!

Aurora Borealis 97: Yes, she skipped plenty. But then, unless you go into a whole lot of detail, there really isn't that much to do.