As it turns out, I was reading the future last chapter. ITS 2011 Holy shit im an adult now
My humor was god awful!
The Chapter that never should have Been
Link sat in his room reading a newspaper. The sun shined through his blinds and he stood up to stretch. The years had took a toll on him.
It's been roughly 5 years since finished his quest.
Link lived in a small cottage a few miles west of the Brooklyn
His wife, Princess Peach, walked in with a crying baby, looking clearly distressed.
"Yeah, fuck this" Sighed Link
All of a sudden, thunder struck
Link looked around the room panicked and found a giant golden toaster
"ITS ABOUT TIME!", he screamed
Link jumped on his favorite hog, Beauregard, and sped off into the distance
He quickly rode out of his house, A BRICK HAUSE, as Peach ran outside clearly mad
"YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR I-" Screamed Peach
"Shut up woman! You're a BRICK!" Responded Link
"I swear to GOD I will-" Retorted Peach
"HAAAAAUEEEEESEEEEEEE!", finished Link as he rode off into the homosexual sunset
Little did he know that the trail that his extremely large sex organ left would be picked up by mercenaries
I'll update again in 2012
IF THE JUPITER STILL PUTS UP WITH EARTHS BULLSHIT