Thank you to all the wonderful people who have reviewed, and have put up with this story after the long time I have abandoned it….
Previously on WALK THE PLANK
Minako has taken action on trying to break Rei out of her Denial! Enter super hero music
She and the Senshi showed her a very interesting video enter sexy music in
Only to get severely reprimanded enter in Darth Vader theme song
But Minako hasn't given up just yet as she and the Senshi hatch a new plan… Enter in The incredibles theme song
Rei had happily bought some new books at the nearby bookstore. The entire way home all she could think about was starting on these really good books. She mentally skipped all the way to her abode because she was just so excited. She walked quickly through the shrine and unlocked the door to her house quarters and just as she was waltzing through the living room-"HELLO HINO REI!"
"GAHHH!!"
Rei fell onto her butt and immediately scrambled to sprint for a fast getaway. Unfortunately Rei NEVER knew that her used-to-be-very-rough-floor had somehow gotten miraculously smooth and equally as slippery. Thus she slip on to her face and slid into a very ridiculous position. As she rubbed her face tenderly she slowly turned and gritted her teeth at the unexpected company in her living room.
"We thought we left on bad terms last time" A familiar tall, sandy, blonde haired woman stood up from her sitting position on the couch, " so in return, we decided to revarnish and wax your floors to make it up to you!" Haruka said cheerily. A vein popped up onto the Miko's forehead as Makoto, Minako, and Haruka all ran over to her (being bare-footed of course) tieing her up tightly and dragging her back towards the T.V room.
"What the hell do you retards want THIS time?" Rei vehemently spat as she was dropped onto her couch rather urgently. Minako flipped her hair and ignored her pissy friend.
"You see Rei, we have found some very suspicious things-"
"I'M NOT GAY!" Minako simply held up her hand,
"I'm not done yet, we just want you to clear some things up that's all" The bodacious blonde wagged her finger at Rei's face, "see? We're not openly accusing you this ti-"
CHOMP!
"AUUGGHHHHH!!!"
"Oh my"
"THAT BITCH BIT ME!!!"
"Wow, Rei really DOES PMS twenty-four seven"
"OhMyGAWDITSBLEEDINGITSBLEEDING!"
"Stop waving it around! You'll get blood onto the floor!"
"And remember, Blood stains"
"YOU'RE NOT BEING FUNNY AMI!"
"What? Its true"
"OWWY! It hurts like a MOTHER F-"
"I wonder if Minako will get rabies now"
"Ew, you mean like those deranged squirrels with foam coming out of their mouth and stuff?"
"Yup"
"That's gross…"
"YOU TWO AREN'T HELPING ME!!"
"Hmm if that WERE the case then Minako would have to take at least four needles in her backside…" Ami stopped her pondering to shout out loud, "Minako! Minako! Stop strangling Rei!"
"She BIT ME!!"
"AUUUUggghhGLAArraabbbbBBB"
"Please! You can't kill Rei!"
"But I might get Rabies!!" Minako growled vehemently as her fingers tightened around the raven heads throat.
"No you won't!" Ami pleaded.
"I DON'T WANT FOUR NEEDLES IN MY BUTT!!" Minako howled as she shook the avatar of Mars passionately.
"Please Minako, how are we to make this a happy ending if you strangle one of the lovers before it even happens?"
"Fine!"
"Gasp…you…gasp…sexuality…. NAZI!" Rei heaved as she struggled to breath again.
"WHAT YOU CALL ME?"
"MINAKO!"
"I thought Minako was British, not German"
"No Haruka, she's not insulting her heritage"
Ten minutes later everyone finally settled down after Minako got her hand wrapped in bandages with help of the, doctor in training, Ami (which made Minako double pleased). The Senshi were lounging back on the couch in the natural order of Ami, Makoto, Haruka, and Michiru with Minako standing next to the television. Rei was currently sandwiched between the strong Makoto and Haruka with a sock gagging her mouth (Minako wanted to shove dirty underwear in there but Ami convinced her not to). Minako coughed into her good hand and began the presentation, "Alright all Senshi are presiding with the exception of Setsuna whose at the company getting interviewed, Hotaru whose out playing with Chibi-Usa, and Usagi (for obvious reasons) lets get this movie rolling shall we?"
Minako then pressed the "Play" button and the screen burst to life.
You thought it was over
You thought that there was no more
Well you were wrong
DEAD wrong!A very big vein popped back up onto Rei's forehead)
A presentation brought to you by SAILOR SENSHI STUDIOES
And SAILOR V IS TOTALLY AWESOME INC.
The screen then shot out huge crimson letters,
THE "QUESTIONABLE" ANTICS OF HINO REI
PART TWO!
The scenery displayed nighttime, somewhere far away from where all the Senshi currently lived. Rei recognized it as the Youma fight they had about two weeks ago. Sailor Moon was currently on the ground with teary eyes and a red face. "Guys I think I twisted my ankle…"
"Well then suck it up," Sailor Mars said rather huffily. Sailor moon let out a whine,
"Stop being so mean Mars!" Before another infamous bicker could start Sailor Jupiter quickly jumped in,
"Here let me help you then" Sailor Moon leaned an arm on Sailor Jupiter before wailing out in pain again.
"I think I twisted both ankles" she sniffled.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU TWIST BOTH ANKLES?" Sailor Mars roared.
"Well actually…" Sailor Mercury began,
"It was a rhetorical Question Mercury"
"I don't know, it just happened!"
"My God you're PATHETIC!"
"STOP being so MEAN!"
"Oh well, I guess I'll carry you then" Sailor Jupiter began, and she was just about to pick her up she felt something VERY analogous to a missile pummel her over.
"Sheesh, I'll carry you, you big crybaby," Rei growled as she picked up Sailor Moon bridal style. Makoto staggered a few feet away wondering if a meteor just fell from the sky and hit her.
"Thanks Sailor Mars"
"Oh my GAWD your so HEAVY!"
"Mars!"
"Do you eat bricks for breakfast or what?" Sailor Moon answered this question by promptly punching Mar's head. Mars answered that by dropping Sailor Moon. Which then Sailor Moon began to cry because she landed on her tailbone. Which then Sailor Mars began to turn red and apologize by picking her up again. (Everyone snickered- minus Rei).
"Oh my the police are coming" Michiru stated, Haruka ran a hand through her hair,
"Damn it, that means we have to take the long way home again so no one can see us and ask questions" everyone transformed back to their normal selves and began to run to opposite direction of the busy streets.
"You know, we look exactly the same when we're in our Senshi forms and our regular forms… why doesn't ANYONE find out it's us?" Makoto questioned out loud.
"MWaggee bableo R doo grebarded dee gays" (direct translation: Maybe people are too retarded these days) the sock gagged Rei seethed as she stared directly at Minako.
Haruka leaned over to Makoto and put a hand on her knee, "Or maybe since the skirts are so short their concentrating on your sexy legs so much that they don't notice your fa-" POW! Michiru whacked Haruka's head to shut her up and keep her wandering eyes in check. As Haruka began to cry Minako told everyone to hush up and watch the video, since the "questionable" part was coming up.
As the television showed the group walking home, the screen went black and showed the words,
THIRTY MINUTES LATER!
They were in some strange back street and Rei was still carrying a very sound asleep Usagi in her arms (bridal style) and in turn she was breathing a bit hard and anyone could tell she was getting tired. Makoto walked up besides her, "Hey Rei, I can carry her for you now-"
"NO!" Rei barked so violently, Makoto jumped back, shocked shitless.
"Ok then" she mumbled and walked back besides Ami.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Usagi was snoring and drooling on Rei's shoulder, as it was visibly clear that Rei was tired and sore. Even though Makoto was severely reprimanded last time, her concern for her friend was stronger then the fear of getting her face bitten off in the process, so she went back up to the Raven head.
"Look, really I can carry Usagi for you-"
"I said, NO!"
"God damn it! I'm trying to help you!" Makoto did her best to keep her ground from the fiery miko.
"Well I don't WANT your help!" Makoto was about to fire back a retort when Haruka got in between them.
"Aw come on guys, relax, besides Makoto, Rei's right" Makoto gaped at her while Rei smirked, "Let ME carry her" Haruka grinned as she reached for the (still snoring loudly) moon princess.
"ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!" Rei bit back snarling, then she jogged a bit ahead of everyone holding the girl in her arms tightly.
"Bitch" Makoto mumbled as Haruka cried out loud when Michiru grabbed her ear and yanked on it as punishment for trying to grope the sleeping moon princess.
The camera focused in on Rei, despite Usagi snoring and drooling on her shoulder and her arms beginning to ache like hell, you could see a visible smile on her face as she walked in front of everyone carrying Usagi.
Ami pressed the pause button and in unison everyone turned to stare at Rei. Rei did her best to glare at everyone from her tied up state. "Sooooo" Minako began, as Ami de-gagged the fire miko, "Why were you so intent on carrying Usagi?" she asked innocently, Rei smoldered
"I didn't want to bother anyone else with her"
"Oh, and when did it become YOUR responsibility to do that?" Makoto asked (a tad bit bitterly as she had just reseen the memories). Michiru twirled a stray lock in her hair,
"Because to me, personally, you looked like an overprotective boyfriend"
"I wasn't being an overprotective boyfriend!"
"Overprotective girlfriend" Minako snickered.
"I wasn't being overprotective, PERIOD"
"Oh really? Then why didn't you let ME carry her?" Haruka whined,
"You're a PERVERTED MOLESTOR, THAT'S WHY!"
"She does have a point there"
"Shut up Makoto!"
"I wouldn't be talking, #1 celebrity on Datelines TO CATCH A PREDATOR!" (1) Haruka gave a glare while throwing a pillow at the brunette, Michiru grabbed her ear while Ami grabbed Makoto's arm to prevent a fight.
"HALT!" Minako scolded, "we will discuss Haruka being a molester LATER!"
"I'm not a molester! It was all consensual! CONSENSUAL!"
"You're sleeping on the couch for the next year"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Despite Haruka's loud sobbing Minako continued her small lecture, "this is about REI being an in-closet-" Minako saw the death glare along with vicious fizzing at Rei's mouth pointed at her, "- I mean Rei's confusing antics that may be all the well very innocent" Minako coughed, God damn that girl can be SCARY when she wants to be she thought.
"On to clip two shall we?" Ami suggested as she saw how quickly everything was falling apart. Everyone agreed (with the exception of Rei, who was gagged again to cut short of her protests.)
The camera zipped to a sunny afternoon in the outer's backyard. Chibi-Usa and Hotaru were running around laughing and everyone were chatting, laughing and having a relatively good time. Until the camera picked up a shriek; Minako had put a few ice cubes down Usagi's shirt, Usagi then got a big glass of water and threw it back at her blonde counterpart, Minako then got the hose…
Usagi ran away desperately with Minako laughing manically behind her. Usagi's shrieks grew loud when Minako began to douse the young moon princess (still laughing manically of course). That's when Usagi began to cry.
BAM! The door leading back into the house IMMEDIATELY slammed open with a certain raven-haired miko looking out and ready to beat the stuffing out of some poor soul,
"CRYBABY! Why are you crying now?" Rei barked. However due to her utter misfortune right before Rei had opened the door Usagi was already charging to it while trying to outrun Minako (who was still laughing manically of course) so when Rei opened the door…
Usagi literally ran her over.
They both went crashing onto the hard patio.
Both girls were struggling to untangle their limbs and clothes. Rei was desperately trying to push Usagi off her while Usagi was desperately trying to get away from Rei.
"Ug, get OFF me you heavy little- and ARE YOU WET? Crap! Get the hell off me! You're getting me wet-" that's when Rei froze and realized something. REWIND!
That day when Usagi came over, she was wearing a white shirt…
And we all know what happens when white shirts get wet…
And Usagi was on top of Rei… her chest right in her face… Within a time space of three seconds Rei's face flushed a deep red before blood EXPLODED out of her nose. Usagi screamed as Rei's head shot backwards and landed with a loud thunk… Rei had passed out COLD!
"Auggh! REI! "
"Holy SHIT Usagi socked Rei in the face!"
"I didn't punch Rei!!"
"Wow… I didn't know Usagi COULD punch"
"I swear on all of Crystal Tokyo I didn't punch…heyyyyy, I KNOW HOW TO PUNCH!"
"Hey what's going on- woahhhhhh…. Crystal Tokyo IS
screwed"
"Oh Rei! Wake up! Wake Up! And crystal Tokyo is SAFE thank you very much"
"that's a LOT of blood…"
"SHIT! Don't you dare get blood ALL OVER MY
BACKYARD!"
"Because remember, blood stains"
"Not funny Ami!" Setsuna said, Ami just looked away innocently. Haruka then walked over to Usagi and smiled,
"That was one HELL of a punch, bunny"
"But I didn't punch Rei!"
"I wasn't talking about THAT type of punch" Haruka wagged her eyebrows and smiled something suggestive…before Michiru whacked her head and made her cry. Then Minako got the hose and hosed down Rei's unconscious face and area around it to wash the blood away. Rei woke up and began to swear viciously as she stomped back inside to clean herself up.
Ami pressed pause on the machine. Haruka took the honor of taking the gag out of Rei's mouth. "sooo, Rei" Minako smiled, "Why the bloody nose?"
"I was just shocked ok!" Rei replied defensively.
"Last time I checked, shocked people DON'T get bloody noses" Makoto elbowed Rei lightly.
"Haha! That's just putting it lightly! It was like a freaking VOLCANOE erupting!" Everyone began to laugh (minus Rei) Ami smiled to herself,
"It was like Pompeii all over again" (2) Ami said, tapping her chin. Rei threw a look at her that said it-was-nowhere-near-that-huge. Ami just nodded and threw a look back that said oh-yes-it-was. Rei gulped and tried to get a good rebuttal.
"If you saw your friends boobs in your face, I think you'd be scarred for life too!" Rei countered defensively, Haruka smirked,
"Scarred in the best way possible" Haruka sniggered. As soon as she saw Michiru's icy glare she coughed and shut up.
"Anyways Rei," Minako whipped out her pointer. "Studies show that when people blood geyser its because their attracted to someone…" she lowered her voice, "sexually" she whispered. Rei looked absolutely appalled.
"It is true, I mean why else would guys get nosebleeds and pass out when I walked by?" Michiru added. Haruka did a double take and growled,
"WHAT guys looked at you?" she snarled, Michiru just looked away
"no one important" she smirked as she saw Haruka fume and mentally conspire finding each guy that ever looked at Michiru and thought of THOSE things and castrate EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
"Come on Rei," Minako pressed, "It's OK if you want to tie her to your bed and ravish her until she screams out in total ecstasy-"
"THAT'S NOT WHY I GOT THE NOSEBLEED!"
"Well then, whyyyy then?"
"…I have… " she fidgeted.
"have what?" everyone pressed.
"I have…"
"Uncontrollable wet dreams about the Bunny?"
"Hunger to eat Usagi?" 3
"Urges?"
"ALLERGIES! YOU FOOLS! I HAVE ALLERGIES!!" Everyone blinked and stared at each other, confused.
"Allergies?" Makoto sniffed, "why have you never told us about them before?" Rei poked her index fingers together and sheepishly looked away,
"cause their embarrassing…"
"Embarrassing?" Ami said sympathetically, "theirs nothing embarrassing about allergies Rei" she patted the girl's shoulder. Rei looked back at her with hope in her eyes,
"Really?"
"Yes, I have no idea why you would think their embarrass-"
"BWAHAHAHA! REI'S GOT ALLERGIES?" Haruka laughed out loud, "Sailor Mars… suffers from sniffles??" everyone else broke out into a fit of sniggers.
"MARS FLAME SNI-ah…ah… ahCHOO!" Makoto imitated Rei… everyone broke out laughing.
"Excuse me! I can't fight Youma right now, my allergies are making my nose bleed… please excuse me" Minako imitated, everyone howled- minus Rei and Ami of course.
"Ok, now I see" Ami agreed as Rei sighed and smoldered at the same time. Minako gained her composure and pointed at Rei, "But still, I don't think allergies would make a blood geyser"
"I DIDN'T BLOODGEYSER!" everyone wolfishly grinned and nodded at the same time. Rei looked as if she could murder. However thanks to Ami's quick thinking she grabbed onto the Miko's arm.
"On to the next clip, shall we?" Ami broke the homicidal tension by frantically pressing the "play" button on the remote.
The T.V screamed to life again.
This time the camera looked to be right outside Rei's bedroom window, it zoomed in to see Rei walking into her bedroom. Then she stopped and looked around, she went outside her door again to look around. Then she quickly got back inside and locked the door, still shifting her eyes around she reached underneath her mattress and pulled out something. A certain book… a manga to be precise.
Happily she hopped on her bed, flipped onto her belly and began to read this certain "manga" The camera zoomed in on the cover of so said "Manga" and it showed Sailor Moon with a very "flushed" look on her face in the arms of a certain sailor Mars… their clothes seemed… almost nonexistent… and provocative if I dare say.
Rei had a very dorky smile on her face as she continued to read this "manga" .
Ami pressed pause on the remote.
Rei's face was a furious tomato. "so—o" Minako coughed, "What were you reading?" Minako asked innocently. Rei's eyes shifted back and forth between the Senshi all around her,
"I was reading a Doujinshi…" She mumbled. Minako rubbed her chin,
"What TYPE of Doujinshi WAS this, exactly?" Minako asked with just as much innocence as before. Rei was feeling claustrophobic with all the Senshi so crowded around her…
"uh… just a fan-story" Rei didn't like how everyone was smiling so big… or how silent everyone had become.
"Just a fan-story hmm?" Minako whistled, "you sure?" Rei nodded nervously, "sooo you're telling me there was nothing sexual in that fan-story?"
"Yes" Rei said, trying to add force into her words.
"No sexual innuendo, whatsoever?" Makoto asked cherubly. Rei nodded,
"No hand-cuffs, orgies, whipped cream or whips-" WHACK! Michiru whacked Haruka on the head,
"I think she gets the point, honey" Michiru answered calmly. You'll be sorry when I get brain damage Michi, you'll be SORRY! Haruka thought as she rubbed her head tenderly.
"Ok then, we got the defendants verdict" Minako said in a low voice, her back turned to the Senshi. A pause of suspense rang out through the air. Uhoh Rei thought.
"REPLAY THE VIDEO AGAIN!" Minako swung around and pointed directly at Ami who in turn rewound the tape and played again.
Everyone saw the same Rei reading the same…"manga" from beneath her mattress. "PAUSE!" Minako dictated, Ami paused and the screen froze, "HERE, we see Rei reading her innocent little 'Doujinshi' BUT before we continue," Minako paused, her seriousness stone upon her face, she faced the audience yet again…
"Thank you very much Ami" Minako gushed, her entire stony expression crumbling to pieces in front of the small genius. Ami blushed slightly,
"Your welcome Minako"
Michiru saw that half the room was normal. The half where Makoto was sitting had darkened considerably with lightning and thunder cracking in the background. Makoto's eyes had twisted into a very internally irate Amazonian girl at the sight of the Goddess of love smiling at the blue haired girl.
"Not jealous are we?" Michiru coughed. Makoto seemed to snap out of it,
"No I'm not" just as quickly as she said it, all the dark clouds, lightning and thunder had vanished into thin air, "why would I be jealous?" Makoto asked, glaring daggers at Minako.
"No reason, no reason at all" Michiru rolled her eyes.
"Anyways, back to the video" Minako's smile then transformed back into her serious one (the one she borrowed from that old guy on NCIS and WITHOUT A TRACE) she coughed as she whipped out a metal pointer out of thin air.
"Now, you all see here, is the Doujinshi cover" she circled the manga cover with her pointer, "Now, this looks all very normal" Minako continued as she tapped the screen several times…"EXCEPT FOR THIS!!!" her pointer slammed into the screen, everyone jumped back.
"DON'T BREAK MY T.V!!" Rei screamed from her tied up position.
Minako completely ignored her as she continued to poke the screen with much ferocity at a certain point,
"THIS SEAL, RIGHT HERE!!" Minako began, "Is a seal from a very popular fan group that produces Doujinshi…" she paused for a brief moment before ripping out a piece of paper, "a very popular fan group that produces…"
"HENTAI DOUJINSHI!!" everyone gasped loudly.
"Say it isn't so, but it's ALL TRUE!" Minako's piece of paper was actually a flyer for the Doujinshi group, "Here on their flyer it says, DRAGONDREAM CIRCLE, FOR ALL YOUR HENTAI DREAMS TO COME TRUE!"
"I WASN'T READING HENTAI!" Rei roared.
"But, this group ONLY produces Hentai products, and you WERE reading a product OF that group, WERE YOU NOT?" Rei was silent, sitting cross-legged
"Well? Answer me!" Minako challenged. The tension within the room somehow skyrocketed. Ami sank nervously into her seat. She knew something was wrong… the way Rei was sitting… how her head was lowered and her hair covered her eyes, a common stance of defeat …yet…
SHIZAAAMMM!!! Rei's ropes exploded off her body as she jumped up onto her feet.
"But- but how?" Makoto asked, here eyes wide with fear. Rei's mouth only twitched as she brought up a small knife.
"Good thing I keep a pocket knife in my back pocket in case of emergencies…." She giggled. Everyone did their best to scoot away as her giggle sounded analogous to Hannibal lectors chuckle. She then snapped her fingers, "hey everyone! Let's play a game! A game called darts and targets…" she held her knife
"This is the dart" she let her eyes scan her audience, "AND YOU ALL ARE THE TARGETS!!"
All the girls screamed as they all bolted for the door as fast as they could.
"Gain way! Sexy cross-dressers first!" Haruka yelled,
"Outta the way! None molesters first!" Ami, Makoto, Minako and Michiru all pulled ahead of Haruka.
"It was ALL CONSENSUAL DAMMIT!"
"Hey! Come back! We haven't even started YET!" Rei giggled insanely as she chased after the rest of the Senshi.
"Half-Brazilian girls first!" Makoto called as she sprinted to the front.
" Uh, Sexy girls from England first!" Minako trilled as she pulled her way in front of Makoto.
"Very successful, beautiful violinists' first!" Michiru said as she looped her way in front of the younger girls
"Girls with the largest breasts first!" Makoto growled as she sprinted again.
"He she's first!" Minako sniggered as Haruka was finding her way in front of the line.
"HEY! I'M NO HE SHE!" Haruka bawled angrily.
"How about we ALL just get out of here!" Ami yelled exasperatedly. Everyone then decided just to concentrate on running out of the temple. As all the girls ran down the Shinto shrine stairs they could hear a deranged, sweet voice calling out to them,
"Hey guys, wait! We haven't even started! Come back my targets!"
Even after they had long left the Shinto shrine perimeter everyone kept on running like hell. Then they reached Makoto's apartment… where they finally stopped. Everyone panted and tried to regain their breath in the living room while Makoto did her best to make refreshments.
"we…were…so….close" Minako gritted. She just HAD to loose her sanity before confessing
"You know, I think Rei's head is filled rocks and she's more stubborn than a donkey" Haruka scoffed, "I'm not sure if she'll EVER confess" Minako clenched her fingers together into a fist.
"No! We can't give up right now! We're this close to making her break"
"If what she did back there wasn't breaking, than what is?" Makoto asked as she walked in with a tray full of glasses and a pitcher of lemonade.
"I think Rei broke her sanity" Ami answered. Makoto smiled at her. Minako slightly glared at her. Michiru rolled her eyes.
"See? That stubborn mule would rather break her sanity than break her denial!" Haruka complained. Minako furrowed her brows… as much as she hated to admit it, it seemed that way… all that hard work for nothing. What's wrong with just wanting my friend to be happy? She thought bitterly.
Suddenly, a certain violinist flipped her aqua-marine hair, "It's ok, and we just need to be a bit more persistent" everyone turned to her in bewilderment, "You ever heard of a Chinese proverb? It says, 'Water can drip through stone' like Minako has said, all we need to do is keep at it" she let a small smile onto her face. After a moment of silence, Minako felt all her confidence rush back to her. She stood up her spine straightening and her fists finding her hips again, you rule Michiru! She thought,
"Exactly guys! We just need to keep trying!" she thrusted out a "V" victory sign. "WE CAN DO THIS!" she shouted! All the other girls cheered out as well.
"SO!" she yelled again, pausing for dramatic effect… "Whose gonna get evidence that Rei loves Usagi?"
"WE ARE!" they all chorused.
"Whose gonna make Rei confess her feelings for Usagi?"
"WE ARE!" they all chorused again.
"Whose the most awesomest group of girls., EVER???"
"WE ARE!!" everyone cheered.
"NO!" everyone stopped and looked very confused when Minako stopped them… she stomped over to her audience…
"Ami is" Minako threw her arms over the smaller girl causing her to 'eep' in embarrassment and Makoto to grill with anger. Michiru rolled her eyes again that's not jealousy, nope, not at all… she thought sarcastically. Minako brushed off her shoulders and got back up again as if nothing had EVER happened. Either that or she was deliberately ignoring the icy glares Makoto was giving her.
"WHOSE GONNA MAKE REI HINO BREAK?" she chanted.
"WE ARE!!!"
"SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMN TEENAGE GIRLS!!" a voice yelled from upstairs; shocking all the girls silent. Ami coughed and walked up to Minako with a tiny blush on her cheeks,
"So," she said softly, "what's the next plan?" Minako gave an evil grin as she beckoned everyone into a huddle and began to whisper her new, chaotic plans.
(1): this is actually a real show
(2): Pompeii was one of the LARGEST most DEVASTATING volcanic eruptions to EVER happen in human history
(3): hehehe just this phrase ALONE could make this story go up to rating "M" hehehe
Now, you see back then BEFORE I had the story written up, I had the entire skeleton written out! It was so awesome! I knew exactly what to write in each chapter (and I could add stuff in and out)
But right as I was (originally) going to write this chapter (a long time ago) I looked for this document… IT WAS GONE!! I searched passionately for this document.. but it was lost FOREVER! And with it I lost all my ideas with it… Which is why I could only write this chapter bit by bit… long periods of time after long periods of time… So, with that I truly apologize. Because truly, I have a soft spot in my heart for this story! AND I WILL COMPLETE IT! I PROMISE! Just now.. somehow I have to scrap up all my ideas again.
Thank you all for reading this again. Sobs I owe you guys.
Throwing- Dynamite.