Disclaimer: If I own Kim Possible and you know it, clap your hands (dead silence). If Bob Marley owns Kim Possible and you know it clap your hands (tons of clapping) good, very, VERY good.

Pairings: Kim/Shego Hector/Unknown Maybe some others later on, but Hector will have someone, I swear it!

OOO

"So Bat, what are you're plans for over the weekend?" Shego said while she drove her brown-haired friend to her house.

"Not like you care, but I actually have a date this Saturday, so for once in your life, you're going to realize how much you miss me when I'm not around," Betty batted her eyes at her friend.

"Hah," Shego snorted, "Who would ever miss a goody two-shoes like you? Besides, maybe I can hang out with little miss 'teen hero' if worse comes to worse."

"And the chances of her having a date with your brother?" Betty cocked her eyebrow.

"None," Shego replied. "Dufus is going over to Upperton for a game against some other guys who are all hopped up on some drug or another. As you know he never lets any of us come and watch."

OOO

"Hey Hecky," Kim said into the phone, "What are your plans over the weekend?"

"Well, on Saturday me and the team are heading up to Upperton for a football match," Hector said as he searched around his room for his uniform, the phone clinging to his ear.

"Oh spankin, I'll come and support you. And we can go out for dinner afterwards, then-"

"No," Hector cut her off.

Kim purred into the phone, "Ok. We'll skip right to dessert."

"Not what I meant Kimberly. I meant that you're not coming to my game."

"Why not?" Kim whined into the phone while putting on her puppy-dog pout.

Hector rolled his eyes, "I can't see it, so stop it with the pouting. I know I haven't said this before, but I don't let anyone, friend or family, come to my games."

"Why not?!" Kim turning her voice onto ultra whine level.

"Because I can't deal with people I know and care about seeing who I am on the field. I'm like a completely different person, a monster! I wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw me get like that."

Shego popped her head into her brother's room, "Get off the phone Hector, I need to call that girlfriend of yours."

"Hold on a sec," he said into the phone, "Why do you need to talk to her?"

Shego rolled her eyes before answering, "Because I thought she might want something better to do then pine over you."

"So you'll get her off my back about the football game?" Hector had a very hopeful look in his eyes.

"Duh, besides, your footballs games are boring, except for that one time," Shego said with a glint in her eye.

Hector gulped before passing the phone to Shego, "Kim's already on the line, now please get out!"

"Fine, be that way," She closed the door before saying, "Hey Princess, its Shego."

"Hey Shego, can you convince your brother to let me see him in action?" Kim pleaded into the phone.

"No can do. Which is actually the reason I'm the one speaking to you right now. Do you want to hang out on Saturday?" Shego said as she entered her room and sat down at her desk.

"What, that sunglasses girl busy so need a replacement?" Kim smirked into the phone.

"Yeah, and apparently, you're on the bottom."

"Which I bet is the same as the top." Kim shot back.

"Wow, Princess has fangs. I didn't expect that from someone who looks so 'goody two-shoes'" Shego said in pretend shock.

"Well, you bring out the worst in me."

"And proud of it. So is it a yes or no to spend Saturday with me?"

"Yes, duh," Kim said as she made a face.

"Good, I'll pick you up at… say 9, sound good?" Shego asked.

"Yeah. Wait, you know where my house is?" Kim said perplexed.

"Well, not yet but. But I bet the dufus does."

"Right, so see ya then," Kim said.

"Yeah, bye," Shego clicked the 'off' button of the portable phone, and placed it on her desk. She went back to her brother's room and knocked on the door.

Shego could something that sounding like closing a web page, then Hector falling down before he opened the door just enough so that he could see who was outside, "What is it Shego?"

"What's Princess's address?" Shego asked while trying to see what Hector was trying to hide.

"Who?" Hector asked, obviously confused at his sister's nickname for his girlfriend

"Kim," He still had a look a clueless ness on his face, "Your girlfriend, Kimberly Fucking Possible!" Shego yelled.

"Oh, wait, why did you call her Princess?"

"Why do I call you Dufus?" She said with a 'duh' look on her face.

"Because you have fun torturing me?" he suggested.

Shego sighed and shook her head, "Because I have a fucking nickname for everyone, yours just happens to be based on the fact that you're my older brother who's a football player and can't seem to remember to close the milk carton after drinking from it."

"But why Princess?"

Shego was ultimately pissed at her big brother now, and showed it by lighting up her hands, "I don't have time to explain the complexities of my mind, especially since I don't think you'd understand them. Now you have till the count of three to get your address book and hand it over, got it?" Obviously getting it, Hector rushed and quickly got his address book off of his desk and handed it to her, "Thank you," she said, putting on the artificial sugar and de-plasmaing her hands, then turned and left. Hector couldn't help but utter a sigh once he thought his sister was out of hearing, which she wasn't. She heard the sigh and slightly chuckled, glad that she could cause her older, dumber sibling some annoyance at the least. She lay down on herbed and began flipping through his book of contacts until she saw Kim's name. She also spotted a name that wasn't familiar to her.

The name 'Sasha' was right above Kim's. Shego wondered who it was, because she didn't know of anyone at school named Sasha, boy or girl. Shego began to think that her brother was cheating on Kim, but quickly erased the thought from her mind. She knew her brother was too pure to do anything like that. And even if he was seeing someone else, it's not like he was doing anything other then kissing, being the prude he was.

OOO

Shego honked her horn as horn as she sat in the Possible's driveway. After waiting another minute, she went up to the door and was about to knock, but it opened and a flash of red tried to zoom out of the door and knocked Shego over.

"What the fucking hell is going on here?" Shego swore as she leaned up, rubbing her head.

The red flash lifted her head up and flashed an apologetic grin towards the green girl, "Sorry Shego. You're honking made me drop one my earrings, so I had to find it then rushed down here."

"Uh huh," Shego said while inspecting the girl's ears, "Then why aren't you wearing any earrings." Kim blushed and couldn't speak, "Now if you don't mind Pumpkin, can you please get off of me before I have to remove you." Kim hurriedly got off of the annoyed girl and began to brush herself off, and Shego followed suit.

They both headed to Shego's green Ferrari, which Kim commented on, "Hey Shego, why is everything you have either green or black?"

Shego pointed to her green skin and said, "Uh, look at me, duh!"

Kim blushed while getting inside, "Sorry, it's just that, I know you would look good in other colors, so why not try them?"

"Because I don't want to clash," Shego said as she started the car.

Kim decided to change the subject, "So what are we doing today?"

Shego, glad to change the subject, said, "Glad you asked. I thought we'd start off with whatever chick flick is showing, then grab some lunch and go shopping. Then you can even sleep over at my house afterwards." Kim looked a little shocked at what she had heard, "What?"

"Well…" Kim started, "I didn't picture you liking romantic stuff like that. You just seem so…"

"Cynical?" Shego finished the redhead's thought.

"Yeah."

"Well, let's just say its experience that's made me cynical, but hope that makes me romantic," Shego said as she sped down the freeway.

"So, when is you're brother going to be home?" Kim shyly asked.

"Ok, rule 1. If you ever, at any point today bring up my brother, unless it is to insult him in someway, I will abandon you right on the spot and leave, got it?"

"Got it."

"Second off, he won't be human until Monday. When he gets home he will grab an unopened box of cereal, and won't come out except when he needs more food or has to go take a dump, so he won't even know you're there. And you better not be implying that the only reason you agreed to hang out with me was because you wanted to talk about my brother."

"No no no no no!" Kim tried to defend herself while waving her arms back and forth, "I would never do that. It just popped into my head when you mentioned sleeping over, that's all, I swear."

"Fine," a little light bulb went off in Shego's head, "Hey, does anyone named Sasha go to your school?"

"Why, looking for a man, or maybe a woman?" Kim said as she smirked

"Ooh, nice one, and no. I don't feel girls that way. I was just wondering because Dufus had that name in his address book, and I don't' recognize it from anyone at school."

"The only Sasha I know about goes to Upperton High, though I don't know anything about them. Apparently they're really well known for something, I just don't know what. And aren't you already breaking rule one by talking about your brother?"

"That rule is for you, and is null-void if I decide it to be. But we are talking about Sasha, not my brother, so continue on information about Sasha."

"Why do you care so much?" Kim asked.

"Because I know everything about Hector. All his friends, all his hangouts, all his ex's, everything. I can't stand it when I don't know something. And if 'Hecky' as you so fondly call him hasn't bragged or mentioned them, there is definitely something wrong with them." Shego ranted.

"Well, I don't really know that much about Sasha, other then that they're weird in some way. I don't even know if they're a boy or a girl. Oh god, you don't think he's cheating on me do you?" Kim said with a panicked look on her face.

"Princess, calm down. Dufus is such a prude that there's no way he could cheat on someone, especially someone with that kind of fiery hair, if it's natural."

"It totally is!" Kim said, insulted by the insinuation of her dying her hair.

Shego then said with an evil smile, "Ok, prove it." They were stopped at a red light.

"Alright then," Kim's response left Shego shocked until Kim shoved her head into the plasma girl's face, showing Shego her natural red roots."

"That's not what I meant, and besides, you can have your roots done."

"Then how else am I supposed to prove it?" Kim asked.

"Well…" Shego whispered into her ear, "You could prove it by showing your 'short hairs'." This comment caused Kim's face to turn redder then her hair, and Shego laughing evilly on the inside. "Wow Red, you should see you're face," Shego could barely contain her laughter anymore.

"It's not funny!"

"I'm sorry, but it is," Shego drove up into the mall parking center, "So let's see what sappiness is playing today, ok?"

"Ok," Kim said as she got out of the car.

OOO

The credits rolled down the screen and the lights came up.

"Oh, that movie was so badical, wasn't it Shego?" The teen hero turned to her green companion and saw that she was crying. "You alright Shego?"

Shego tried to dry her eyes ad hide her tears, "Yeah, I'm fine, just got something in my eye."

Kim suddenly got a rock hard expression on her face and dragged Shego into the restroom.

"Shego, what the hell is wrong with you?" Kim said in a concerned voice.

"It's just, the... the ending was so sad!" Shego began to bawl again.

"Shego, I may not seem like it, but I actually pay attention to people, and from what I've seen, something is happening with you."

Shego sucked up her tears and put on a brave face, "Princess, you truly want to know? Well maybe I'll tell you tonight. Maybe. But trust me, I just had a weirdo flashback because of a scene in the movie, nothing else."

"You sure?" Kim asked.

"Yeah, now let's go grab some grub." Shego said, hoping that eating would ease her painful memories.

"Ok, so what do you want?"

Later, during shopping, the two powerful teenagers were having fun shopping like the earlier bathroom scene had never happened. Then Kim's kimmunicator went off.

"Oh no," Kim pulled out the kimmunicator and sad to Wade, "I thought I told you no missions today!"

"Sorry Kim, but this is something that you and Shego might enjoy. It has to do with a certain blue fellow," Wade said through the small blue device.

Shego grabbed the device out of Kim's hands, "So you want me and Princess to defeat my ex? Sounds great, except I don't have my old suit that I used when I was with Drew. And I'm sure as hell not going in what I'm wearing now. And not like I care, but wouldn't the buffoon be upset that I took his place?"

"I made you and Kim battle suits. And don't worry about Ron, he's babysitting Han right now and would get in trouble for leaving."

"Wait, how did you get my measurements?" Shego glared at the young genius.

"Well, your rides on the way, bye!" Wade said nervously before the screen turned black.

"Why that fucking perv!" Shego tightened her grip on the kimmunicator. Kim had to pry it out of her hands before she broke it.

OOO

It turned out that the new battle suits were matching. Kim's was white with blue circles and dots here and there, while Shego's was the same design, except it was black with green. They skydived out of the plane and landed right behind Drew.

Shego tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey Drew, remember me?" He turned around and once he saw her, his face turned to utter horror. Shego took one of her claws and scratched his eye with her plasma, causing him to pass out.

"Shego, what did you do?" Kim asked accusingly.

Shego just shrugged and said, "I put him to sleep, not to mention gave him a little memento of our time together. Now let's just take this machine thing and get gone.

"O-ok," said Kim, not sure whether she would survive spending the night at Shego's.

OOO

Kim lay on Shego's bed waiting for the green super human to come out of the shower. She was dressed in a large pink nightshirt with a white heart in the center. After waiting a while, Shego finally came out wearing a light green towel.

She rummaged through her clothes while saying seriously, "Do you still want to know why I was crying?"

The sudden seriousness and use of her real name surprised Kim, "S-sure, if it's alright with you." Shego sat down on the bed, now wearing a cut off green t-shirt that barely covered her chest and black lace panties.

"Ok, but just remember that this is under total secrecy, and that I've never told anyone else this before. It all started a little over two years ago…"