And this time, which is also the last time, we have an anonymous suggestion! Fawful, suggested by Yummie. However, there's also some credit for ThatNintendoFangirl, for the imagination for part of the chapter came forth out her suggestion. Without further outdo (except the disclaimer…), let's finish the last suggestion I'll do.
Disclaimer: Read previous chapter, please.
"I HAVE FREEDOM!" This shout came from the most deepest, darkest parts of the Underwhere, the place where all folks who had got a game over, or in our terms, died, were send to. Ones that had led their lives on a good way, were sent from there to the Overthere. Those that did the exact opposite…
Well, they were send to the place where our freedom guy is. Bars, bars, a lot of those blocked several small cells. They didn't seem to be too strong, but they managed to keep the biggest villains from the Mario series under control. Dimentio had tried several magical tricks, Smithy had hammered a lot, the Behemoth had rammed…
But they were still captured. Forever meant to spend their ended games there, where none would reach them, except guards…
But on this day, not even guards where there. That's exactly what Fawful had waited for.
"These bars that I spit on with my sweets seeking mouth, managed to hold a bean in his lunch box, but now is the day that the spitter manages to free his bean to escape a never growing life!" Fawful exclaimed, giggling madly, knowing that nobody would hear him, except fellow captured ones. He was dressed in his famous red cape, wearing his nerdish glasses as well.
"And like a seed that flies through the wind, away from the mother plant, Fawful escaped." The still captured Dimentio sighed. But not for long. He had studied Fawful while he was escaping, and had come up on his own escape plan. But that would need to wait… For now, he had to endure Fawful's laughing.
"Now I laugh at the still captured beans, while retreating to an egg hatching place! An egg hatching place of planned doom!" And with his rather short arms, Fawful threw dust to the ground, blinding all the prisoners. Once they recovered, Fawful was no longer there…
An unsuspecting Boss-defeater (of course he's unsuspecting. He doesn't have knowledge what is happening in all dimensions after all) continued his path to the east. The east, where the Darklands are. The Darklands, where Bowser lives… And his children. None of them should be underestimated, even if some people insisted to. And that was a fact, so Boss-defeater had discovered on Facebook. A 'cheap movie monster', that's what they called the koopa king. Those words would never roll out of his mouth when the evil king was near. Actually, even when the koopa king wasn't near.
Why was he going there anyway? If he found it so dangerous, then why go? The answer was quite easy. That place was infested with bosses. He could easily chose one that seemed weak enough, and retreat before anyone knew he was ever near the castle. For now, he had set his aim on Lemmy Koopa, the second oldest but the… well, most insane of Bowser's children. It was also the only one that didn't want to kill, but rather play with his balls. The safest option, but how would he lure Lemmy out of the castle? Going in was impossible after all.
With a ball, of course. If he had one, that is. But he would find a shop on the way. This road had one on the way, so he had seen on a sign. But it would take hours before even getting there…
And that's when he found a sphere-like object in the grass.
Fawful was giggling madly, as he set up the main computer. In the deepest, darkest part of the sewers beneath the princess' castle, that was the pla-…
"Oh tale telling one, why did you use two times butter over the same bread?" Fawful interrupted the narrator. The narrator thought over what that sentence exactly meant. Maybe… Had he repeated something? Something about the 'deepest, darkest part' sounded familiar…
But he shrug it off, and continued telling. In that peculiar part of the sewers, that was where Fawful had retreated to. He would get his revenge, on the red and green man… But first, he needed to find the rests of his grand mistress back. In her darkest hour, the hour of death, he had absorbed her energy to increase her life length. But that came with a huge cost, a cost that shouldn't be paid…
For once her spirit was killed, her energy spread over the entire world. A fate worse than Fawful had gotten. A fate unworthy for her, the great Cackletta. How much Fawful hated the red and green man, for causing him to forget about her. It was only because he died, that he reminded her. That was the only good thing about dying, getting all your memories back. He would get his revenge….
But first he needed to find Cackletta's energy. And that would be quite the task, for the energy was randomly spread in all sorts of items. It would need a lot of time…
But time, he had enough of that. As long as he would stay away from the guards, that would come back to capture him again sometime, he had all the time in the worlds. And with his genius smarts, he had already made a device to track her energy… The screen showed a boy, looking confused at a ball. He looked around himself, as if searching for the owner of it. When he didn't find the person, the boy smiled and kept the ball for himself.
The computer clearly showed it. That ball contained some of her energy…
The still unsuspecting Boss-defeater (Hey, he can hardly know that a villain back from the dead… Oh wait, spoilers) continued walking on his path. He had a nice ball, a yellow one with orange stars, that would be perfect for this mission. Unless a thief came to steal it, everything would finally go fine…
Oh hey look, there's the thief, right on clue. A beanish with a red cape suddenly showed up, while Boss-defeater jumped back in surprise. Fear, ONCE AGAIN, showed up. It had become his annoying companion in his travel, or something.
The beanish turned around, to look at Boss-defeater. He spoke: "Boy with diet that should contain more spinach, you get asked to give that ball of delicious flavors for me."
Boss-defeater looked at the beanish, forgetting his fear in order to make room for confusion. "Wait, what did you say?"
Boss-defeater looked at the beanish, forgetting his fear in order to make room for confusion… That's what I said.
"I didn't mean you, narrator, I meant that beanish…" Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE me for wanting to get some attention. Oh well, fine…
"My rotten tomato wants a throw at you for you need eat more gum, but Fawful get that ball upon demanding you, in order to hatch an egg and make a candy." Boss-defeater was even more confused, but caught on the word 'ball' and 'demanding'. He also caught on 'Fawful'. He understood that was the beanish, but something… Why did the name sound familiar? Somewhere in a book… Or movie…
"This ball?" Boss-defeater asked while getting the ball out of his pocket. "Is this yours then?"
"Fawful should not plant the seed for eating revenging candy." … Does anyone understand that? Boss-defeater didn't at least, and stared oddly at Fawful.
"This. Ball. Yours. Or. Not?" Boss-defeater asked annoyed, thinking Fawful was insane and speaking to him as if he was. Fawful got irritated as well by this huge misunderstanding. The script writer wonders whether or not Fawful speaks like he should. The narrator decided to continue with the story.
"The ball is not part of my item collection. I HAVE ANNOYANCE at our talk! I have fury!" Fawful suddenly got a gun-like item out of his robe, aiming with it at Boss-defeater. The latter was shocked, but refused to give the ball.
And that's when the lights went on. Fawful… Had he not been in that Mario and Luigi movie? Superstar Saga, or something… And was he not a boss in it? And then that sequel of the sequel… Bowser's inside story… Also a boss…
That was for later tough, for Fawful started shooting at Boss-defeater. Boss-defeater ran as quickly as possible away from his attacker, dodging most purple energy-like blasts. He hid behind a conveniently placed and unmentioned till now, rock, over thinking what he should do. What was so special about this ball anyway? Probably nothing, so why not…
"Hey! Stop firing! I'll make a deal!" Boss-defeater shouted out, and to his luck, Fawful stopped.
"What kind of apples are you offering?" Fawful inquired, blaster ready for another round of shots.
"I don't know what you want with this… But if you want it, you can have it. But only if I may glomp you."
"A deal made we!." Fawful hid the blaster under his robe, and walked over to Boss-defeater. Boss-defeater was happy. After all this time… He would finally glomp a boss and open his fan club… In his optimism, he forgot one important thing. Boss-defeater gave the ball to Fawful and was just about to jump…
When Fawful got his blaster from his robe again, and shot with it on Boss-defeater. A full hit. Boss-defeater fell on the ground, heavily wounded.
"You foolish meat! You really thought that I would like to become bean juice? Now I have you on the perfect place to give you the mustard of your doom!" He shot the blaster, the blast would kill Boss-defeater for sure…
If it wasn't for the fact that Fawful was stopped by the sudden appearances of purple goblin-like creatures. They were all in office vests, and grabbed Fawful firmly.
"Mission accomplished." Was all what they said, when again disappearing, taking Fawful with them. Fawful had hardly time to even see them… But somehow, he lost the possession of the ball, which rebounded on the grass. It stopped quickly with that.
"Got to love Deus Ex Machinas…" Boss-defeater grumbled as he stood up, slightly recovered already from the shot. He muttered some more words, before mentioning the lying ball. It was still there. All was not lost. He just would need to grab that ball, and do his original plan…
But at the moment he wanted to grab it, a turtle on two legs with a spiky yellow shell, appeared. This was Lemmy Koopa. He was balancing on a yellow ball with orange stars, holding a small wand, and moved over to the ball. In this complete process, he completely ignored Boss-defeater.
"There you were! I'll never want to lose you again, bally…" And with one swing of his wand, the ball was in Lemmy's hands. He then moved away, leaving a still unnoticed Boss-defeater behind…
This event…
Did it for him.
"I have sadness…" Fawful weeped as he throw back into his prison in the Underwhere. He clenched the bars of his cell, as if the D-men would get pity and free him again.
"Like a bird that was captured after flying for a few moments, Fawful was captured." Dimentio announced. "Maybe if you simply let that boy glomp you, you would have been gone before the D-men found you."
"Fawful still has to see what the man of enforced joy has to present to the customers." Fawful muttered as a annoyed response.
"Ah ha ha ha... My escape is like an idol disappointing his fans by coming much later than suggested… In another story I'll find an use for the countless fans I have..."
And that was the last chapter, folks. Well actually, the last chapter with a suggested boss. The real last chapter is already finished, but won't be posted till 31 August. So for the conclusion, you'll have to wait some more time…
… I hate to write lines for Fawful. It's kind of fun, to write an odd sentence, but I just don't manage to write the correct version of an odd sentence… Sorry to disappoint you, Fawful fans, with this low quality dialogue.
Oh well, see you till 31 August…