The Kisser is Out

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up to Season 2, Episode 12 "Silly Love Songs

Summary: The Glee Girls force Sam into a bet with Finn.

Pairings: Sam/Finn

The Kisser is Out

Sam stepped back.

"What?" Finn took a step closer.

"i think we need to talk." Sam gulped.

"I'm fine with our current arrangement." Finn took another step.

Sam was backed up into the counter.

"Kurt could come up at any second. So could the gossiping girls."

Finn took a step back. "You're right. We should talk. Come with me."

"No. I'm afraid if I go with you then i won't be able to talk much." Sam gulped again.

Finn smiled. "You're probably right."

They both took a seat at the table.

Sam took a deep breath. I can do this. "I don't know about you, but since our first kiss, all I've been able to do is think about it. I actually think that kiss turned me gay." Sam added with a smile. "I kept getting hard ons watching your brother try on clothes."

Finn reached across and took his hand. "Me too." Thank god. "I don't know what it is, but it seems like the kiss unlocked my . . . gay side."

Sam squeezed his hand.

"So what do we do?" Sam asked.

"Well. I really like kissing you, but you have a girlfriend. And I don't want to come out. I don't think I could do that." Finn confessed.

"Me either. I mean I can break up with Quinn. That way I'll feel less guilty about this, but I'm out on the going public idea." Sam agreed.

I can actually kiss him. No strings attached. He wants it too.

"Go. Get back downstairs before they realize anything." Finn pulled him into a quick kiss. "We can finish this later." He added with a smile.

Sam quickly picked up the soda and chips. "See you."

Sam nearly tripped down the steps. I swear this boy is going to be the death of me.

"What took so long white boy?" Mercedes asked as Sam trudged into the room.

"I ran into Finn. Kinda had to fight him for the food." The girls giggled. "But anything for you ladies. So remember, I fought for every chip your about to eat. Don't forget me when I die." Sam clutched his chest and fell down on the couch. "Gone. Forever."

"You're such a dork." Quinn said.

Sam opened his eyes and looked up. All of the girls plus Kurt were kneeling around him. Oh god. Kurt was standing in align to Sam's crotch. No. Bad cock. No boner.

"What's going on?" Sam asked nervously.

"Well Sammy. We wanted to thank our knight in shining armor." Tina said with a smile.

"And Quinn told us the best way to do it." Mercedes added with an evil smile.

Sam looked up at Quinn. "What did you tell them?" Quinn only giggled. He looked at everyone else. "Whatever she said, it's a lie." He tried to sit up, but Mercedes pushed him back down.

"1." Mercedes began. "2." Rachel continued. "3." Kurt finished. Five pair of hands were on Sam, trickling him.

"Oh god. Stop. Please." He struggled to say between laughs. Warm hands.

Sam managed to look down. His shirt had come up, and this is where Kurt was tickling him. Smooth hands. I got it.

Sam suddenly pushed through the hands and grabbed Kurt around the waist and pulled him onto the couch. The girls stopped trying to tickled him. Kurt struggled to get out of Sams arms.

"Now. I can't hurt a girl, but I can certainly hold your honorary girl hostage." Sam threatened as he held Kurts hands down in his lap.

"Let me go Sam." Kurt struggled. He was still laughing.

"Come on girls. We can call a truce. No more tickling and I'll release Kurt." Sam bargained.

The girls slowly stood up and huddled together across the room.

"What are you doing Sam?" Kurt asked.

"It's called surviving. You're my leverage." Sam answered with a smile.

"Why don't you and I make a bargain. You let me go and I make sure they don't touch you. And you get the bed to sleep in." Kurt bargained.

Sam looked up at Kurt. He had the puppy-dog eyes on.

"You know what? No. Maybe I'll just keep a hold onto you for tonight. Then I'll let you go in the morning." Sam countered.

Kurt squirmed. Oh god. The girls came back over to Sam and Kurt.

"Deal. Give us back our boy and we'll stay away from you." Mercedes said with a smile.

"You know I would, but you girls are sneaky. So." Sam stood up and swung him up so Sam was now carrying him bridal style. "I'm gonna keep ahold of Kurt for now. To make sure you honor your agreement."

Sam carefully stepped around them. He sat Kurt in the corner of the bed and then sat down beside him.

"Weren't we going to watch a movie." Sam reminded them.

All of the eyes in that room narrowed in suspicion.

"Fine." Mercedes agreed. She began looking for a movie.

Sam turned to Kurt. He was blushing. "What's wrong?"

Kurt looked at him. "You. First you hold me then carry me bridal style. What's up?"

"I'm sorry. I was just making sure everyone had a good time. Did I hurt you or cross a boundary?" Sam was concerned now.

Kurts face softened. "No. You were fine. It's just that most guys won't even be near me let alone touch me."
Sam smiled. "Come on Kurt. Do you think I would have came over here if I didn't like you. I mean after our failed duet, I wanted to be friends. You're pretty awesome and you make everyone in Glee happy. You're as normal as me, Trouty Mouth."

Kurt laughed. "Yeah. I guess so."

Sam turned around and all the girls were watching with smiles.

"Oh Sam. You're so nice." Tina said.

Sam sighed. "Alright. Come on everybody. Pile in." Sam said patting the bed.

All of the girls rushed on.

Sam found himself in the corner with Kurt. Quinn was sitting between his legs. Rachel and Tina were in front of Kurt with Mercedes at the end.

Sam leaned his head back against the wall. What a turn of events?

The movie was a long boring romance. Sam began to get bored. He looked at Kurt out of the corner of his eye. He was engrossed in the movie. Sam reached over and poked him in the shoulder. Kurt smiled. He poked him again. Kurt turned to him.

He leaned towards Sam. "What is your problem?" He whispered with a slight smile.

Sam leaned towards him. "I'm bored. You're here. you're poked." Sam whispered back with a smile playing on his lips.

Kurt chuckled before putting his head down on Sams shoulder. "Thank you." He whispered.

Sam poked him lightly in the shoulder. "Anytime." He whispered back as he fell asleep.

So what do you think? This is still a Sinn fanfic, but I like having Kurt here. To be friends with Sam. Now if you want Kurt to be more involved, let me know.