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I had someone ask me if Naruto was going to be Indra's reincarnation, the short answer: yes. However, since Naruto is also technically Ashura's reincarnation the situation becomes complicated. Basically Naruto will get some of the benefits that come with being Ashura's reincarnation but not all of them. Naruko, on the other hand, is Ashura's reincarnation as well. So Naruko will get ALL of the benefits that come with being Ashura reborn. Sasuke (Naruto), is Indra's reincarnation, as such will get all the benefits that comes with that title. There is also a possibility of me giving Sasuke the rinne sharingan but I'm on the edge on how I'm going to steer the story in such a way that it won't compromise Sasuke's character, if you have any idea about that please PM, I would appreciate it.

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Now that that's out of the way, I should mention most of you have noticed that Naruto doesn't act like Naruto. This is simple theory, if someone is reborn as someone else they will pick up aspects of the person they are reborn as. There has actually been some theoretical research on this topic actually. Say you are reborn as Hitler (worst case scenario, I get it) despite being mostly you, you are also still Hitler and will thus pick up things that happen to be in Hitler's nature. This is a case of Nurture vs Nature in some ways, as the Nurture, your memories and emotions, and your nature, or rather Hitler's nature, clash. You may have hated art before, but because Hitler himself was a painter (though unsuccessful), you might find yourself enjoying art and wanting to paint. This is of course all theoretical and nothing has actually been proven, obviously.

Anyways, enjoy the chapter! ^^

Sasuke and Naruko layed leaning against each other in the corner of the room, relaxing. Sakura, on the other hand, seemed ready to pull her hair right out of her head. Tick. Tick. Tick. The clock made the noise every second.

The monotone noise was interrupted by door sliding open, and the Copycat Ninja himself stepped in the room.

"My first impression…? I hate you all. Meet me on the roof and five minutes." Kakashi promptly disappeared in a swirl of leaves, though not before Sasuke flashed his sharingan and copied the jutsu.

"Come on, Naruko. Let's head to the roof." They promptly left as well, though this time through the door.

Sakura blinked. Again. Again. Then again. Then again. "WAIT! SASUKE-KUN!"

[Uchiha Oddity]

Once everyone was seated their new sensei began to speak

"Right, first let's introduce ourselves. You know, your likes, dislikes, dreams, and whatever." As he said this Kakashi had this look on his face that said everything in this world was boring… Or rather, look in his eye.

"Why don't you give an example sensei?" Said the recovered Sakura.

"Well, hm... " He pondered while tapping his chin. "I'm Hatake Kakashi, I have likes, I have dislikes, and my hobbies are none of your business!" He seemed to declare this grandly like he had just imparted great wisdom onto them, and companioned with such wisdom was a palpable tone of overly cheerful and enthusiastic sarcasm.

Everyone sweatdropped, at least before Sakura (without hand signs) activated her Screech Release. "YOU DIDN'T TELL US ANYTHING!"

Kakashi shrugged uncaringly. "Alright pinky, since you so kindly volunteered, you go next."

Sakura's face reddened at being ignored but grudgingly did as told. "I'm Haruno Sakura and I like- well who I like is." She glanced at Sasuke and her face got red for an entirely different reason. Before continuing she took a deep breath, out of air to perform her Screech Release. "I dislike Ino-pig and Naruko-baka!"

She quieted down before saying, "And my dream is… " She glance at Sasuke once more and "quietly" squealed, everyone grabbed their ears in pain. Everyone facepalmed.

After a moment of solemn silence and best wishes for their eardrums in the afterlife.

"Now you whiskers." At the nickname Naruko glared at her sensei but like Sakura, did as told. She was so going to prank him for that.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruko, I like ramen, jiji, Ayame-onee-chan and Tuechi-jiji, and Sasuke-kun! I dislike Sakura-baka, the 3 minutes it takes ramen to cook, baka villagers, and a certain fox teme! My dream is to become the first female Hokage and-" She pauses to glance at Sasuke, a small but noticeable blush appeared tratoriously on her face, unbeknownst to her, "That's it! Dattebayo!" she finished cheerfully, all the while secretly thinking "Marrying Sasuke-kun aswell wouldn't be such a bad thing would it?"

It only took her a second to realize what she said at the end and mentally scolded herself. Sasuke on the other reeled in a chuckle at how adorable she was when her verbal tic slips through, much cuter than when he used to do it. Kakashi then motioned to Sasuke as signal to go and introduce himself.

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke, I like tomatoes, eating ramen with Naruko-chan, Naruko-chan herself, training, spending time with Naruko-chan, and the smell of lavender and cinnamon. I dislike fangirls, " At this Saruka looked like someone had kicked her puppy before setting in on fire in front over her. "Those who are mean to Naruko-chan, arrogant assholes, sexiest assholes, perverted assholes, assholes in general really, and my hobbies, as previously mentioned, are training and spending time with Naruko-chan."

At the end of this Naruko was smiling and blushing, smiling because Sasuke, had included her in three of his likes, and blushing because her shampoo and conditioner were lavender scented and her bar soap smelled like cinnamon. This also caused her to cheer internally at the picking what Sasuke liked. Unbeknownst to her the reason Sasuke liked both of those smells was because of Naruko, in a totally not creepy way, of course.

Kakashi eye smiled and spoke behind his mask, "Good, now meet me at training ground 7 at 6am for your test."

Sakura spoke up first though Naruko had opened her mouth to speak as well. "I thought we were already genin!?" She questioned.

Kakashi's eye smile still full force, "Nope!" He said happily, "That is just to weed out the weakest ones! Now you have to pass the real test, if you fail you get sent back to the academy for another year! Now word of advice, don't eat breakfast, you'll puke! Ja ne!" Disappearing in a swirl of leaves, his overly cheerful voice echoing in the wind.

"Hey Sasuke-kun want to go on a d-!"

"No. Come on Naruko-chan"

So in between the days of typing this, I was reading some fanfiction, now at first it was really good. It had a good setting and was a great beginning for a story. Then, without explaining how a 7 year old Naruto learn the Kage Bushin, had him constantly train for a week and half and suddenly became a Kage level shinobi that could solo Madara, Orochimaru, Akatsuki, Kaguya, and every Kage ever all at once while sleeping and poisoned. During said training he grows to 6'4-6'5, with a six pack and all the other muscles need to make him manly and beefy. And then, guess what, NO ONE QUESTIONED IT! NO ONE! NOT THE HOKAGE, NOT IRUKA, NOT ANYONE! Suddenly Sakura and Ino likes Naruto as well as every other girl in the ENTIRE FUCKING VILLAGE! Next chapter Naruto and Sakura make out! Like full on trying to make each other asphyxiate via shoving their tongue down the other's throat! Keep in mind that Sakura is ALSO 7 and that NOT ONLY is Naruto 7, but he has the body of an adult! And everyone in the entire goddamn village is perfectly fucking okay with it all! That author took a decent story and turned it into a shit storm!

I'm usually not this angry but I despise stories like this, and it's nothing against the author, but just because your strong doesn't mean you suddenly grow into a full fledge beef cake with a 12 inch dick (yes, that is something they mentioned), and that there is a very clear difference between OP (which if written well, is very good) and too much bull shit to handle. Now I get that it's not meant to be realistic but I expect it to be decently logical, something that story and few other stories like it clearly lack, logic. Now if you work out and are buff and stuff (AN: AY! I'm a poet and didn't even know it!), your going to be a bit more mature looking and might look a year or so older at the very max, but you don't go from 7 to 17 and 3'6 to 6'6. That's a big no no.

Regardless of my angry rant, I just needed to get that off my chest, I sincerely hope that you all have a wonderful day (or night depending on what time your reading this and where you live), and that you enjoyed the story! Thanks for reading! ^^

P.S. You've probably notice that I bold [Uchiha Oddity], I'm going to try to remember to do that! ^^

P.P.S. Also don't expect Naruko's verbal tic to appear every other sentence, only when she's really excited, Naruko thinks Sasuke would probably find it annoying and, logically, would attempt to get rid of it in order to be more appealing to her crush, AKA Sasuke.

P.P.P.S. I am SO sorry I don't have the genin test in this one, I had just finished Success of Zero when I started vomiting, and I wanted to post something so I just posted this. I will try my absolute best to post another chapter this week if I can recover quickly, that chapter will be the genin test, guaranteed.