I'm gonna get you, Eva Sapphire!!
"What!? ...oh, I was daydreaming... I thought I heard Rinoa threatening me... oh well! Time for more deathmatches! I really do hope Rinoa returns! Then I can beat the hell outta her again!" Eva exclaims.
A new Judge... or, actually Two New Judges!!
Casey MacDonald and Derek Venturi!
"Our first match of the Struggle Tournament.. wait, that's not right.." Eva says.
"I'll do it! Our first match is... Cloud VS Ganondorf!" Derek announces.
Cloud VS Ganondorf
Cloud pulls out Ultima Weapon. Ganondorf pulls out Soul Edge (!).
They clash. Cloud chops Soul Edge in half. Ganondorf powers up. Cloud casts Ultima. Ganondorf goes flying into a barrel of toxic waste.
The waste causes Ganondorf to mutate into Ganon. Cloud is knocked flying by Ganon. Ganon causes an earthquake. Cloud jumps and Omnislashes Ganon into pieces.
Cloud wins!
"Cool! Lots of blood!" Cid yells.
"Too much blood..." Aeris says.
"It could've been cleaner..." Casey comments.
"Go, Cloud! Way to go! He kicked his ass!" Derek exclaims.
"Egad! My precious toxic waste! Who did this!?" Mr. Burns demands.
Eva sends Mr. Burns to the N-Zone.
"That's that! And where's Rinoa!?" Eva exclaims.
Clark Kent appears.
"Can I fight?" he asks.
"Go, Clark!" Lana Lang cheers.
"Okay! You can fight the next match! It's an Adamantoise!" Eva says.
"Adaman-what?" Clark asks.
Eva pushes a button on a control panel, causing a hidden door to open. The giant turtle is behind it.
Clark Kent VS Adamantoise
Clark uses his heat vision to try and burn the Adamantoise. But the Adamantoise is strong against fire, so instead Clark rushes forward to pummel it! Something green starts glowing inside the Adamantoise's shell...
"Kryptonite!" Clark shouts.
Lana jumps in and grabs the kryptonite. She throws it into the crowd where it is eaten by an Onix. The Onix explodes.
Clark recovers and finishes off the Adamantoise.
Clark Kent (and Lana Lang) wins!
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"They just don't make those things like they used to..." Cid comments.
"I remember fighting one with Cloud... we learned Death Force from it." Aeris says.
"What's an Adamantoise?" Derek asks.
"That thing was huge!" Casey exclaims.
"Where are you, Rinoa!?" Eva exclaims.
Squall enters.
"Why are you shouting for Rinoa?" Squall asks.
"I wanna smash her again!: Eva exclaims.
"Oh.. can I help? She's been annoying me." Squall says.
"Sure! But I get the finishing blow!" Eva exclaims.
"Deal... now, we have to find her.." Squall says.
"Hey, everyone... I wanna let you all know that I'm retirin'. I'm goin' back to Radiant Garden to beef up the defense mechanism. So long!" Cid announces.
Cid has retired.
"Oh... Cid left. Well, Derek and Casey have decided to stay as judges! And we'll be getting a new Judge later!" Eva announces.
"While waiting for the next match, here's a video clip of life a Balamb Garden." Squall says.
Balamb Garden...
Zell is eating hot dogs. Irvine is playing cards with some girl. Selphie is dancing in the Quad, apparently rehearsing for the new festival. Quistis is just being Quistis. Rinoa is in Squall's dorm... taking things out of his drawers... wait... RINOA!? What the hell!?
"Rinoa!? She's in my stuff again!!" Squall yells.
Squall storms out.
"That... bitch! I hope Squall brings her back! I wanna squash her!" Eva exclaims.
Squall returns, dragging a screaming Rinoa behind him.
"Squall!! You said we'd go out!! Why aren't we going out!? You owe me a date!! Come on!! We're going to a nice fancy restaurant!! Hurry up!" Rinoa screams.
"Rinoa!! I challenge you!" Eva exclaims.
"See, Rinoa? We're out. THIS is our 'date'. So, enjoy it or shut up! Oh, and I have decided to sit this one out, Eva. I think you should do the honors. I simply brought her. You finish her, just like you wanted." Squall says.
"Squall!! You are NOT getting away with this!!" Rinoa screams as she is dragged into the arena by Eva.
Eva VS Rinoa
"Finally... I can finish this!" Eva exclaims.
"Squall!! Get me OUT OF HERE!! You worthless sack of..." Rinoa screams as she gets cut off by Eva's Ultima Fist.
Eva kicks Rinoa back. She turns to an Army General in the crowd, (who turns out to be General Caraway!).
"Sir? Can I use your sword?" Eva asks.
"Sure. Be careful with it." the General says.
Eva takes the sword and cleaves Rinoa in half. Then, as a finishing move, she slices off Rinoa's head!
"Yeah! I finished the bitch!" Eva cheers.
Eva wins!
Eva returns the sword.
"Good one! I always wanted to get rid of her! She's always whining about something! Like borrowing the car, more gil, and whatever else!" the General says.
"Wow! She put Rinoa in her place!" Derek exclaims.
"Very bloody, but at least Rinoa's dead." Aeris says.
"Eva fights like Babe Raider." Casey comments.
"Yeah, she does! I can't believe I didn't notice that!" Derek exclaims.
"Well, Rinoa's dead. Now, we can move on to more important matches. But they'll have to wait, 'cause we're outta time! C ya!" Eva exclaims.
TBC...