The Justice League+ Jason…
A/N: I'm back! I update whenever I feel peppy, and I'mk peppy now, so updates!
Jason's rules
37. Stay away from Guy Gardner! He'll DESTROY the tiny scraps left of your innocence.
Dick gave Jason a look. "And this rule was made because?"
Tim butted in over Jason's reply "Shouldn't you know?
Dick just shrugged. "The last rule Bruce made while I was Robin was 36.75, these are Jason's reign as Robin rules, now."
38. Although it's really fun to annoy Super-man, don't do it anymore! You're annoying him too much, now I have to actually THINK about how to annoy the Boy Scout!
Dick and Tim gasped in unison. Tim asked Jason the all important question: "You were more annoying to Superman than the BATMAN?"
Jason nodded. "I did it, and I'm proud."
39. YOU ARE A TWISTED EVIL PERSON YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU NEVER TELL WONDERWOMAN THAT STRIPPERS WEAR HER COSTUME A LOT!
Dick gasped "JASON TODD!" Jason made a squeaking noise and hurriedly flipped the page of the rulebook.
40. Don't tell J'onn that He needs to stay inside of my head at all times! Seriously!
Dick slapped a high 5 with Jason. "That one's REALLY good. Great job, man.
41. Stay away from Catwoman! She's MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
Dick groaned. "See the overpossessiveness?"
Jason nodded. "Exactly, I mean come on. "She's mine mine mine mine mine!" he mimicked in a high pitched, flowery voice.
42. Never say you're faster than the Flash. You'll feel a lot of pain shortly as he hits you a couple hundred times while you're blinking.
42.5. WHAT THE HECK MADE YOU SIGN ME UP FOR A RACE (POWERS ALLOWED) WITH THE FLASH?
"You did not!"
"I did too!"
43. Never sign me up for a competition with a member of the Justice League without checking with me first.
"Why'd he put up that rule?"
"I signed him up for:
1. An archery competition with Green Arrow
2. A space race with Hal Jordan
3. A whack-'em-up contest with Superman
4. A ground race with the Flash.
5. A weight-lifting competition with Wonder Woman.
6. A telepathy competition with the Martian Manhunter."
Dick was slightly confused about number 3. "A whack-'em-up contest with superman?"
"People get to take turns hitting them until one is knocked out. I put wonder woman and Hal to do it with Batman. He had bruises for a month."