Well, one of the more pertenant reasons is that he's my best friend! My best friend, Patrick Stump. My straight best friend, Patrick Stump. My straight best friend, Patrick Stump who, has been there for me throughout all the shit with my depression and then all that crap more recently, with Bruno.
No way would he let me do this to him! No way would he agree to this, there's just no way! He freaks out if our hands merely brush against each other when he hands me things, he'd have a heart attack if I went near his neck!
Not just that, but I don't think I could do it to him! It's such a big ask! He's already done and sacrificed so much for me, I couldn't ask him to do this for me as well! I couldn't put him in that situation, where one of us dying means hell for us both. Besides, he's just so innocent. So very naive, so honest and giving. If I did ask, I just know he'd say yes and I'd take advantage of his kindness without a second thought, then we'd both be fucked!