Trick Or Treating With Edge
"GET BACK HERE! YOU TOOK THE WHOLE BOWL!", An old man said, screaming at Edge, who was booking it with a bowl of candy.
"Ahhh, I love trick-or-treating. It's when you can put on one mask and get candy, and then put on another and get more candy from the same house!", Edge said. He walked up to another house. He knocked on the door and a woman answered it.
"Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating?", the woman asked.
"Aren't you a little old to be shot in the face with a BB gun?", Edge replied. The woman ran inside and called 911. Edge hotwired a car and drove it into the girl's house. The girl started screaming and hopped her back fence. Edge drove through everybody's yards chasing her. He saw a SWAT Team. One of the SWAT members aimed a gun at his head.
"BAM!".
"TRICK OR TREAT!", Edge woke up, startled and saw a bunch of little kids at the door.
"You know what's the best part of Halloween? EGGING KIDS!, Bye!".