15 Ways to Annoy Nel
1. Stare at her thighs, and if she gives you a harsh glance or asks why you keep looking at her thighs, quickly say that you are admiring the runes, and then continue to stare while wriggling your eyebrows.
2. Tell her that she doesn't need to act so tough, and talk about how you know she REALLY should just stick with what she's good at - cooking.
3. Call her 'Clair', Tynave,' or 'Farleen'. Even after she corrects you. If she keeps correcting you, snap at her and say "THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Why can't women just learn to listen?"
4. Copy every action, movement, or pose she strikes, and proclaim enthusiastically "I'm a ninja!"
5. Ask her about her mission, and keep asking, and ask why if she won't tell you, and then begin to whine and plead as obnoxiously as you can.
6. After she's done a fight, tell her that she missed a spot.
7. Call her 'Nelly Gelly'.
8. Try to hire her to kill an annoying ex.
9. Tell her how refreshing it is to see women who aren't afraid to come out of the closet, and ask her how long Clair and her have been a couple.
10. Get glow-in-the-dark paint on her clothes and equipment.
11. Say "May Apricot be with you!"
12. Idolize her, follow her around, and beg her to teach you some of her 'cool moves', and go on to recite badly cliché poetry about how wonderful she is, and insist that you are her biggest fan. If you can't find her, ask everyone you come across where she might be, and cry if no one will help you, and then decide something horrible must have happened to her, and start trying to form your own rescue party.
13. Pulls strings so that she is left with either no missions, or only menial ones, forcing her to be somewhat idle.
14. Tell her that Albel has better fashion sense. When she implies that she doesn't care about fashion, act surprised and click your tongue in dissaproval.
15. Follow her around, humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.