When House Elves are a little too fanatic

by Ezra Troup

You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. will never truly be 'complete' as I'm alsways coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for possible language and guaranteed naughtiness.

4. Poultry Abuse

"GODS ABOVE DOBBY, what on earth are you doing?" screamed Harry as he entered the Room of Requirement.

Dobby looked up from his self imposed task at the sound of Harry's voice "I's just choking a chicken master Harry Potter sir, I's was told by Seamy that if I did it might make Dobby not be so exicitable, and master Harry Potter sir always be telling Dobby hes is to exicitable"

With that Dobby went back to...ahem, choking the chicken in his hands, and Harry vowed to never mention this to Hermione. Ever.

A/N: Oddly enough I was making home-made mac and cheese when I though of this. lol. tell me what you think of these or should I just stop (forewarning: I probably won't listen if you tell me I should stop. lol.)