AN: internet down so I write this to pass the time.
Disclemer: I do not own Harry Potter and Warhammer 40k
I'm on my 12 cup of coffee when I write this, hey got to have something to jump start the imagination nothing say like coffee high I will do coke but I be too high to even write. About haft 1/3 chapter I write in my caffeine, induce high.
And those early chapter I didn't spell check them and hay this is my first fic so give me a break
Anyone want to be the beta reader pm my.
Therefore, I am done with this chapter random rant on with the story Talley ho.
Chapter? Ah 3: what am I writing.
Harry walk into king cross-station while walking he look at the station clock and see it show the time is 8:00. He decides to look around while waiting Granger. after 15' he see other Hogwarts run into platform 9 and ¾ but the parent stay behind it seem the entrance only let magical enter. Astvel wonder if he could use the warp to make entrant to accept the mundane, he and other decide to not use the term muggle the constant twitch on Avasta left eyes and rant about using those demeaning humanity name for weapon target and painful torture practice. He then notices the Granger entering the station looking around for him. He smile and walk up to them.
Hermione Granger and her parent see Harry walking to them. She smile at the boy her first meeting Harry was wonderful he treat her like a friend, she smile at the thought her life until meeting Harry her social life was none existent. She glad that Harry was her first true friend that not books . . . wow now she thinks about it that quite sad. She brush that train of thought away as Harry her family, her parent didn't stop teasing her after the shopping trip, with the remaining summer had her thinking naughty thought about Harry her parent teasing didn't help matter.
Harry approach the Granger as they spend the next 15' telling their summer Harry was able to keep up with Hermione lecture he also remind her to let other answer before asking the next question after answer all of her question this make her blush a little. When the reach the entrance Harry said" Do you want to see the platform? "He asks Hermione parent who blink at the question.
Hermione look at Harry and said "Harry you know that muggl-"
" Mundane Hermione muggle make you sound like Draco and those pureblood, and that name sound kind of demeaning" Harry said in a voice that make her feel that she disappointed him.
Hermione look sad for a moment "But it still early for the word to became a habit so you should stop using it and do you event know what the word mean?" Harry comports and asks her. Hermione shake her head. He smile at her then begin to explain "The word was made by pureblood who want to feel superior to those that born from first generation magical. that what I call muggleborn, you see the pureblood made up the word as they believe that mundane stole their magic to make the first generation so the word have the same meaning as a mugger". After the explanation the Granger were outrage Hermione open her mouth he interrupt her "you know that true Draco is an extreme example and there are many of them", she nod.
"Now to answer your question why they can enter entrance let just say it a secret "he say with a mysterious smile. He then walks to the entrance and put a finger on it, he then lower it in a line that leave a line on the entrance. The Granger watches as the line open to make a rift with purple outline and inside it then they see the platform 9 and ¾. Harry step thought and beckon them in.
The adult Granger walks though the entrance with their daughter in to sight that make them frozen in awe at the scene. Both parent look at their daughter expression and smile at the thought of their future son in law. Harry tell them to say the goodbye quick for the rift seem to be closing as his mention the rift seem to go unstable. The Granger gave their quick tearful and go back thought the rift. When the rift closed, Hermione turn expectantly to Harry who's in turn arc an eyebrow at her. She fluff in defeat Harry then offer her his hand to get on the compartment, she blush at the touch.
Before he follow Hermione to find a compartment he saw a familiar figure with womanly feature and platinum blonde hair seeing that she took notice him, he wave his hand and smile at her which she smile and wave back.
The five watch this though Harry eyes Astvel was dancing and saying harem, the other ignore her and make comment about the Hogwarts Expresses. Skullsbasher like the Hogwarts Expresses because it red Ork like red, Avasta says that the station seems to have no defense and easily assault. Seravas think that it take about four warp rift and a couple of lesser bloodletter to kill the entire occupant. Swarmlord only say food though out the conversation.
_5 minute before Harry decided to give his world magic rules the finger._
Narcissa Malfoy is standing with her husband on platform 9 and ¾ to send their son to Hogwarts. She mentally sneers at the father and son, how he managed to convince her family to let him marry her she never knows.
She had some theories and it involve her insane aunt and a lot of Malfoy kissing his own ass. Really the man join a group of terrorisms that had more men then woman should have been very big sign of his sexual reference, also the monthly bill from male only brothel that seal the case. She have also notice Draco friendship with his two 'body guard 'as Lucius put it they even use the bathroom at the same time like father like son.
Narcissa after hearing Lucius lecturing Draco to know where to do his special business started tuning them out and return to her plan for their disposal. The Ministry of Magic may make themselves look competent but with enough money to the right people will make even the easiest of case to be unsolvable.
While planning her family demise she notice the entrance to the muggle station begin to make a purple rip and the form in to a portal of some kind, and from inside of the portal she see the familiar green eyes boy. He seems to be the one that made the portal as he walk though it follows by a family with a girl she saw him with earlier.
A tearful good bye from the girl parent as they walk out of the platform with the portal closing behind them. The after the boy help his friend getting on train he look to where she is wave his hand and smile at her. His smile bought a tingling between her legs with great self-control she wave back at him.
She look back at her pathetic husband sending his waste of magical blood son on to the train. Her husband usefulness in making a stronger heir for the house of Black end the moment Draco show no sigh that he only slightly stronger than a squid, they need to be dispose of. Soon. She wonders if the boy is better in bed than her husband is, her heart quickening at the thought is. "Now this is more faint full the torture potion or the potion of eternal suffering decision decision "she mentally muses.
_Now back to our favorite chosen of Chaos_
Harry and Hermione sit facing each other after they found an empty compartment. Hermione after along silent begin making small talk with Harry as he open his trunk to let Swarmlord out, Hermione pick up the mini killing weapon and began to pet him. The Swarmlord after some time begin to get comfit on Hermione lap. The sights of it make the other bust out laughing.
After some time Harry and Hermione began to go into their conversation the compartment suddenly, open. The duo inside the compartment see that the one to open the door was a girl behind her another two girl. The girl in font about to open her mouth she see the Swarmlord on Hermione lap and froze. Harry sees the girl look at his familiar and smile a little at their stunt expression.
He sand up from his seat and said " He my familiar if you wondering, his name is Swarmlord the one that is petting him is Hermione Granger and my name is Harry Potter and please call me Harry" as Harry say his name his green eyes flare as they did with the Granger. The girls blush at him and shook themselves out at their frozen state.
The girl at the font were the first to find her voice " Hello Harry , my name is Susan Bone the two behind me is my friend first is Hannah Abbott second is Daphne Greengrass. We were looking for a compartment to sit in and we asking if we could sit with you?" as Susan introduce them each girl voice their hello and give Harry expectant look.
Harry was about to refuse when Astvel scream for him to stop and ask him (read) threaten him to let the girl sit in. the fire in the Farseer eyes really help to make him follow her order. To the outside observer Harry seem to freeze for a moment he then blink and said," Sure come on in it enough room for all of us".
The three-girl move into the compartment as harry help them with their trunk. After a moments of silent then Daphne ask Harry "so Harry what specie is your familiar?"She said as she looks at Swarmlord who being petted by Hermione. The other two girls also at look how please the Swarmlord is being pet by Hermione. Hannah seeing this reaches out from beside Hermione to pet him. Swarmlord look up at her then turn to Harry who nod and gesture with his hand for Hannah to continue. Hannah began petting the Swarmlord she feel the surface of his shell is a little rough but mostly it feel quite relaxing. She also knows to avoid the creepy looking sword on his back.
Harry turn back to Daphne to answer her question " well " he began and stop to think for a moment after a while in which Susan have join in with her friend in petting his Familiar. He looks up at Daphne and said, "Think of specie that have a never ending hunger and use the hunger as a driving force to satisfy it. The specie devour everything in their way and as they consume they also take the special trait of the consumed to make themselves evolve to sate the ever present hunger, and the Swarmlord is both the leader and guardian of their entire specie. He may not look it but he can be very dangerous if you prove him."
Daphne at some time during the explanation had join the girl in petting the terror of the Swarm who now look quite comfort while petted.
The 40k other keeps laughing at the sight Skullsbasher laughs so hard that his face turn blue
The groups in the compartment begin to have small talk with each other while the children talking among themselves, the 40k seeing that nothing interesting is. going to happen they return back to their game, it should be noted that the game they're playing is true to their namesake yes they are playing WARHAMMER 40k... how they come to play the game is after Harry read the codex of the Eldar the other ask him if they could see how to play the game. After Harry, show them how to play the game. Inside of tabletop and miniature figure, they use life size mental construct and battle it out using the game rule. It usually an all out braw fest with winner the one who out last the other. Each battle could be describe as epic with bolters round fly across the battle ground plasma lance leave crater across the ground while the sky laser and dark lance fire from fighter flan duke it out in a symphony of death.
As the group in the compartment gets comfit with each other the door, once again open and in come a ginger hair boy looking around the compartment searching for something. When he looks at Harry and sees his scar the ginger then charge in the compartment.
"Hi! My name is Ron Weasley can I sit in here the other compartment are full." The ginger said.
"Harry from the size and length of the train I saw on platform you can't possibly fill the train. I think should examine his mind just to be safe" the Farseer with a typical Eldar behavior of distrust. Harry know that when Astvel surges something you better do it no matter hell or high water you better do it the other in his head sill whimper when ever Astvel ask for something.
When Harry look in to Ron mind he see an old grandfatherly figure in a bright color robe that make Harry burn a little. The figure seem to be manipulate the boy to befriend Harry and make sure he his only friend with promise of fame and for being friend with Boy-Who-Live. He also see that the boy have a very short temper with a hearty dose of jealousy not a good compo for friend.
"Well at least we have an idea of who is ours\ would be manipulator and also his plan to make you to have the red head as your only friend. The manipulation to befriend I can understand but making him your only friend I cannot allow that to happen it will be disastrous to my plan for you and no I will not tell you what it entail. Nor will the other". Astvel said as she turns to look at other 40k who flinches at the gaze.
"You should modify his mind to get him out of the compartment," Astvel said
"As you commanded," Harry said as he bends the boy mind to leave the compartment.
Ron eyes turn unfocused and said" you know what I think I see an empty compartment some on the train".
The girls seeing Ron strange behavior all turn their head to look at Harry who now have adopted an innocent expression that would melt the heart of any one.
"Harry what did you do?" excerpt Hermione ask him in an even tone.
Harry was about to explain why he did it to the girls when Astvel told him to tell them that he sense the boy seem to have a ulterior motive but have no idea why he feel that.
" well, Hermione I don't know but kind of feel that it be bad if we let him in and before you ask no I don't know how I know" it was then that Daphne said
"Sound like you use a passive form of Legilimency" at his blank look
"It a form of mind reading and the opposite of it is Occlumency it minds magic that helps you combat Legilimency user".
Harry faces form a look of comprehension "can anyone use Legilimency?"
"Yes there are many who can use it but it again the law to use it on any one without their consent," Susan said looking up from the petting of Swarmlord.
"How do you know those things?" Harry asks.
"Well my aunt is head of auror department; the Legilimency and Occlumency are taught to pureblood children when they could begin to read".
" well, could you girls teach me and Hermione Occlumency I like having my thought remain private thank you very much" he ask also making his puppy dog eyes this, make the girls mentally say "awww".
"Fine, and stop giving us those eyes" Susan said trying to look away from his eyes and failing babbly the other didn't have much luck also.
"Thank girls I repay you for this somehow," Harry said as he beams his smile at them that have the reaction of making them blush.
As they was about to go in to the terrific field of Occlumency the door once again open to the irritation of the occupants, Hermione was excited to having gaining knowledge on magic she complexly forgot about Harry bending Ron mind to his will.
"We should try to lock the door somehow this is getting annoying" Harry said other nod in agreement.
Outside of the compartment three-figure stand and one of them, make Harry groan. Outside of the compartment is Draco with his two in Harry opinion look like gorilla.
"I hear that Harry Potter is in this compartment you there where is he." Draco says in his arrogant tone.
"I'm, what do you want Malloy"
"I want to extent the hand of friend ship to show you who you should associate with and . . . those you shouldn't" Malloy look at Hermione while saying it.
"I will associate with anyone I want, and I know who I shouldn't "Harry said glaring at Draco.
"You shouldn't refuse my hand of friend ship!" Draco says while face turns a little red.
Harry turn to look at the girls and raise an eyebrow bad gesture to Draco.
The girls look at Draco and remember those things he just said. They sigh and nod to the unasked question.
Harry smile then look at Draco with his eyes light up with green flame of disgust at the boys.
When Harry delve in to the boy mind he can see what in Draco mind the boy mind make Harry and the 40k almost want to kill the boy here and now before he become a problem, almost they will deal with him when the time come. However, it not like him cannot make his mind have nightmare on being kiss by Dementor for being a pureblood. The group laughs at the irony of it.
Draco two goon surprise them because according to Skullsbasher he knew some boyz that smarter than them. When an Ork say someone is dumper than them, you know something is wrong with them.
Draco after the mind rending by Harry began walking out with his goons.
After that, Daphne cast a locking charm on the door.
"So now that we are alone again let change subject. What Hogwarts house are you going?" Harry asks them.
"I' am going to Slytherin it been the house my family attend for generations... are you going to hate me for going to the house of dark and the same house that Malloy attend'" Daphne say but show no emotion.
"I don't have anything again Slytherin but if Draco give you any troupe tell us so that we can help okay?" Harry says.
Daphne look at him with surprise at this she look at the other and surprise at their nod she schools her expression quickly but gives a small smile.
Astvel make a dance in Harry head and keep singing harem.
"Well, I going to Hufflepuff because that was my family goes before me" Susan say
"So am I same as Susan" Hannah said.
"Well I am going to RavenClaw the house of knowledge because I want to learn all form of magic also because the other house wouldn't be right for me, Griffondor a charge in head first without caution. Slytherin from what I read that house will make me want to kill 2/3 of them on principle. Hufflepuff working hard and helping each other I can respect that but not what I'm aiming for." Harry says.
"Well I am going to Griffondor it the house where headmaster Dumbledore go when he studying at Hogwarts" Hermione said.
"Hermione you shouldn't choose a house because someone famous once goes there. you must choose the house that best for you for instance you like studying and reading book so you should go to RavenClaw and beside that way we'll be in same house and you get to pet my familiar more often" Harry said while looking sternly at Hermione who blush a little.
As Hermione about to retort she think about what Harry say "oh alright you're right . . . you have me at being in the same house" she blush at the last part.
Harry being clueless that he it did not cache that as he smile at her but the other girls did cache that.
"Beside you're the heir of RavenClaw so who know what knowledge was left to you in that house by RavenClaw herself" Harry said and smile as Hermione start to drool at the thought.
However, all three other girls shout at same time "Wait you're heir to one of the founder?"
" yes I am I found that out at Gringotts this summer along with Harry who have more shocking ancestry" Hermione say with a smile seeing the girls turn their attention to Harry.
"well, it seem I'm the heir of Griffondor, Hufflepuff and Slytherin thought conquest by defeating the original heir by killing the Voldermort "
"You know there are laws that allow you to marry multiple wives for wizard who have more than one family name you could have 3 wives per family." Daphne says now eyeing Harry with hungry look.
Astvel after hearing that began laughing like evil villain that make Voldermort look like a saint in comparison.
The other girls blush at that. While Harry look clueless as the comment was throw to his face.
It was then that the speaker in the compartment announce that they're 15' from Hogwarts the girls and Harry begin changing their school robe Harry can't figure out why Daphne insisted he stay when they change and the other girl keep blushing the entire time he change.
When the train reaches Hogwarts station Harry, stop the girl from going down to the sea of student as he pointed out for them.
When they was on the ground a man that in Harry almost as tall Avasta and he a chapter master, the mention chapter master also concur at the thought.
AN: I 'am not even going to even to give him an accent too much hassle.
"First year, first year over here!. . . My name is Rubeus Hagrid I'm the Hogwarts gate keeper and" the man said in his booming voice.
The group of first year follow the man "alright, five per boat and no more." Hagrid said.
'Not surprising at all' (you could hear the sarcasms in that) the girls all sit at the same boat with Harry.
"All right all of you in, well then forward!" at Hagrid command the boats began to move to the other side of the lake.
As the boats move to the center, the lake with moon high and the Hogwarts castle make incredible and beautiful scenery.
Suddenly Astvel say, "When we begin our earth take over campaign we should make this place our HQ"
Avasta agree with the Farseer "we should secure earth for the eventual apparent of the Emperor. It will make his conquest of the galaxy easier. We must all help the Emperor in his quest to unite humanity."
Seravas "war is part of chaos so I'll pich in".
Skullsbasher "war all way a place for a good fight and me Ork brain say let go for it"
"So all agree for the eventual earth take over campaign say aye"
All five "aye" heard and the decision to conquest the earth made.
The boats move to the lakeshore. They depart to the school gate. Hagrid nook the door with his huge hand the sound it make loud is a under stamen.
As the door open behind the huge door Harry was once again see the face of professor McGonagall. As she guild the first year in front of the Great Hall
McGonagall begin telling them the about the house with Griffondor the house of bravery. Slytherin house of the ambitious and cunning if Draco manages to get into the house he doubts that the house has a high standard. Hufflepuff the house of the hard working and loyalty they sound like space marine material hard working for the Imperium, loyalty to the emperor. RavenClaw the house of studies and knowledge at this Hermione perk up so does Harry.
After the introduction McGonagall, tell them to wait for her. While they wait, Harry and the girls talk to each other. Harry think he hear someone say they going to fight a troll for the sorting he and the 40k laugh at that
He could kill the troll with so many way it isn't even funny for example flay it with Spyker power using the power of the warp, or rip it to shred with his tyranid bio armor.
As they talk the sound of screaming children make Seravas say "is it my birthday because I hear screaming children" he squeal.
"No!" they all say.
As Harry look for the cause the sight stun him and the other. Ghost, ghost what the dead stay dead not flying around scarring children the Eldar should at least gather their death to not eaten by Slaanesh.
The magical world will need a good cleansing after his take over. They all agree on that.
Then they hear two ghost talking teach other "" forgive and forget I say" the ghost say
"But he not even a real ghost" the other ghost.
The first ghost now look at them "oh, are you the first year here for the sorting"
The second ghost i8cnore them and continue "but Peeves isn't even a ghost!"
"Don't mind him you are going to the sorting but make sure the chosen house is fit for you".
As the ghost finish speaking the door to the Great Hall open a perfect, walk them in to the hall.
The hall is fill with student hundreds of student that sit on four large table in four corner at the end of the hall on the teacher table they saw McGonagall place a stool and a very old looking hat.
The first year look around the hall with awe at the size of the hall. When they look up at the hall ceiling the sight of star on the sky Harry have read about it but seeing it he have to say beautiful. Hermione say the hall was charm to be like the outside sky.
McGonagall said in a loud voice" when I call your name please step up on the stool and be sorted"
As the sorting begin Harry look at the up at the hat that begin sing . . . sing that make Harry brain shutdown for a moment.
The magical world is truly marvelous with many wonder . . . if it begin to scream 'kill all human' I have right to burn it with blessed promethium fire "Avasta said.
When the hat is place on a student head a moment of silent then it scream the house the student go. They have not expected that.
As he expects Hermione, go to the RavenClaw, Daphne in Slytherin, Hannah and Susan both in Hufflepuff.
When Harry name come up whisper broke out of the hall. He keep his walk calm and steady to the stool.
He sit on the stool with the hat place on his head. "Could you please open you mind for me to do my job child" A new voice speaks the sound come from the hat he thinks. The hat declaration stunned the hall, some one that age able to block the hat that proven to bypass the most powerful Occlumency.
"Child if you can open for me to begin your sorting. "The hat asks again. The hall broke out in mutter
"But my mind kind of chaotic I affair what it will do to you" Harry answer.
"worry not, I have see many mind over the century of sorting generations thought generations so very few that can surprises me. "The hat said in assuring voice
Inside the Harry behind the fortress barrier "Harry I think you should let him in. no, we're not revealing our self because since the sorting we have a game to pass the time an all out free for all shootout. Hey, we need something to do. Right just drop him in the middle of the war zone and we take care of the rest" Astvel said her plan. Harry was about to ask how she was doing.
"And Yes I'm was winning with 3 titan destroying 9 different other Titan don't ask me how it involve a lot of explosive, deceptions, and fair bit of backslapping " Astvel said.
"Sound like you making a cake Farseer, but you know best "Harry said "all right mister hat"
"Alright all of you begin making the barrier the more ridicules the better." Astvel order them.
The hall broke out in mutter, a moment of silent then the hat scream with some ting akin to an opera singer who hit a very high note.
Now what the screaming was all about lets us move a little back in time.
_35 second earlier._
The hat is falling he have some idea how he come this and it involve Mr. Potter opening his Occlumency shield. As he, open his eye and see a red and burning ground. As he about to hit the ground the speeds stop. When he look up he see gigantic fortress that have he think a strange style that make him thing what kind of mind create this as the fortress have skull everywhere. The fortress gate make the Hogwarts gate look small in comparison.
The fortress gate is guarded by two giant golem of metal their decorations remind him of a death cult because there excessively many skull to be anything else and they were painted gold of all think. The giant fortress with great big gate, guarding it a is two huge robot he think seeing similar thing in muggleborn call them and from their look they have 4 giant guns that glow eerily with blue energy glowing eerily, he recognize the two huge blade each of them carrying but can't recognize the runes on the blade
"Hello" Harry say which make the hat jump." And welcome to the fortress monastery because you need to read my mind to sort me I will lower defends for you to enter" Harry said to the hat who could only nod.
After moment in which Harry closes his eyes female monotone voices come from inside the fortress." Deactivating fortress defend,, locking up daemon pits, shutting down plasma canon, deactivating death trap, hunter titan switch to standby mode, warp barrier shutting down, locking up weaponries tyranid, shutting down secondary defenses, opening fortress gate ." the hat hear many unlocking lock. As the fortress gate, open to a corridor of massive size that seems big enough for four other Titan inside it the corridor. The hat keep walking and try to ignore the constant stare of the glowing eyes holes of skull that seem to keep looking at him.
"You . . . choices of security are interesting child and the voice make thing kind of creepy," the hat says.
" the voice is say in a way that make you think of running away when you enter " Harry say " but the memory is protected because of my a . . . let just say paranoia I make the memory security couldn't be shut down by anything so I will send a guild for you to move thought the dead trap"
When he reach the end of the corridor he face with three great door on each side of the door is a giant inside armor with equally large weapon they were so life like he think one of them look at him the suddenly the feminine voice call out again." Welcome visitor to the Fortress of the Blood Raven. Please choose your destination on the left the way to the tyranid swarm hive. The right is the active experimental automated capture device and torture machine wing. The front door is the memory archive section of the mind please visitors come again if you survive".
As the hat go to the walk to font door he see a door that make you feel small and insignificant the door open and light from the door bind the hat. He then feel some one pushing him in to it then he hear Harry voice "oh, yes try not to die in there" wait did he just say no to die.
The hall goes is in silent for the conversation last only a moment in Harry when the hat scream. The scream the hat make send shiver down the spine of all occupant. The hat scream so high that you could faintly hear the sound make you think of male opera singer who voice so high it sound like a woman.
Now to understand why the hat screams like that you have to remember earlier 40k play their version of Warhammer 40k and the battle in it is very large. I am talking about Imperial titan firing plasma at tyranid titan who trying to kill an Ork titan with bio plasma and gigantic bone-blade. While chaos corrupt titan nettle a losing battle with an Eldar titan. As this was happen the ground troop killing each other with gun, blade, laser, armor tank, walking robot and space marine walking Dreadnought. On the sky mighty gun ship paint the air with superheated bolt, bolter turret pepper the air with death, Eldar lance rip plane to scrap metal.
You get the idea; now drop the sorting on the middle of it all. As the hat fall, he hit the earth the sound of battle around him. Let just say what happened next will never leave the lip of the sorting hat.
As the hat return, he was to daze and terrified to say anything. Harry using this and said, "Now scream RavenClaw" Harry said mentally
"RavenClaw!" the hat scream.
The gall stay in silent then a random RavenClaw cream "we got Harry Potter!" then the RavenClaw table all stand and clap their hand as Harry walk down to the table.
When Harry sit down next to Hermione and look up at the head table. He see Dumbledore was stun face and a small professor who seem to be on sugar high as he keep trump up and down on his sit. Harry look to Hermione and smiles at her. The smile has an effect on all nearby female.
Dumbledore stand up and begin the feast with the usual welcome back student and welcome new student, the thing that are band from the school can be find in Flich office. The forbidden forest has that name for a reason, and do not go to the door on the third floor not to die a painful death.
After the meal the first year, follow the RavenClaw student to the dorm. When they arrive at the entrance a RavenClaw perfect say "the door to the house need you to answer a riddle to open the door. If you cannot answer the riddle, you will have to Walt for another to answer correctly to enter. Also if you have any question or request seek out a perfect or our head of house professor Flitwick now door what riddle you have for our new student "
The door handle which look like a raven head open his head and said "what a king sit on but no other can and shine in a color that represent the power of king".
Harry was the first one to answer the riddle "the answer is the golden throne the king sit on his throne and no one else may sit on it, the color that show the power of king is gold" Harry say.
"Correct answer young Farseer Emperor"The handle say and open the door.
What the door say stunt the entire student 'the boy-who-live is somehow a seer' they didn't know what a Farseer is so jus think it like a normal seer and a king'. Harry who walk in to the dorm like nothing ever happen, he has not so much blink at the door stamen.
Inside his mind is a different mater Avasta and Astvel are having shouting contest that now involve those two pointing their titan gun at each other. Now let us hear what those are arguing about that make them want to kill the other more than usual.
"You hear the mystical magic door he is destine to be the god emperor so I must take over complexly his training and separate him from female population. The Imperium legend cleanly says that the emperor did not have a wife so he will not have a harem!" Avasta say maneuvering his titan canons and aim at Astvel titan.
" no the door say the Farseer before the emperor so that mean he need my tutoring to become your god emperor, and for me to mold his love life as I deem fit which mean he will have a harem no matter what you or anyone else say" Astvel say as she also raise her titan canon. Please note that the mention titian is the emperor class and the Eldar equivalent.
While those two aiming their giant canon at each other Harry and the remaining 40k each sit on a comfit chair and watch the age old battle again man and woman, super human power with spaceship grade armor men and space time bending can fried your brain with a finger filch woman but sill the same. As the age-old battle rage land mass is remove with burning plasma ball, multi ton explosive rounds, dark matter lance, ect ect…
In the end Harry and the other have a font row seat on the most dangers and spectacular firework show ever. The results of the battle have Astvel winning with three anti mater round impact right in the titan other cockpit.
The end result is that Avasta now have to obey Astvel at ' everything ' or rest the pain of Eldar mind torture and other disturbing thing that will make Astvel displeasure clear.
All in all a normal day Harry think.
AN: holy fucking fuck fuck!
I have to rewrite this chapter three fucking time! The original was over 10000 word and spans to the Halloween.
But now you just have to get only this so sorry because my electricity keep going out holy fuck I keep happen 3 time and it wasn't even funny the first 2 times.
Any way done with my rant this chapter was complete as I was listening to: _Weird Al_ Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
Holy fuck that the song that chapter 2 was finish wow.
Any way thank the review guy excerpt those monkey out there if you can't fucking read the AN what good is your eyes. Anyway thank for a Guest that now I have a chaos god visiting Harry on Halloween. Keep sending suggestion guy because I making this up as I go