YJN 4
Anti-Hero Naruto
Harem
Batgirl/Barbara
Supergirl/ Kara
Megan/ Miss Martian
Poison Ivy
Cheshire
Artemis
Starfire (OOC)
Blackfire
Powergirl
Raven
Cassandra Cain
Harley
Maybe
Talia al Ghul
Livewire
Cheetah
For Poison Ivy and Harley they are the Arkham City version as those are the best and downright hottest.
Ok for the maybe it seems that Cheetah and Livewire are the most popular they might be a for sure by the next chapter. I'll wait until next chapter before anything is finalized with the harem.
Sorry about spelling and grammar. My grammar is limited to my spelling.
And no Naruto isn't going to bend knee to tight wearing heroes.
P.S Sorry for spelling Barbara's name wrong, I got it now. Thanks to Naginator for pointing it out to me.
One more thing. I've decided no more than 15
One more thing. Some of you want Wonder Woman, but that's a no. I will make another DC crossover and she will be with Naruto.
Sage of Shadows
2 months since Naruto arrived.
I had been two months since he came to this world and about 2 weeks since he made his public appearance and his appearance had shocked not only the nation, but the world who was watching as well.
Vicky Vale was in front of her camera. As always. "It has been a week since the shocking display of vigilantism by this man." A picture of Naruto was shown. "Naruto Uzumaki, AKA the Sage of the Six Paths. Just last week Naruto had killed close to 20 people, all who were working for the Joker, in a span of just a few minutes. I went out on the street of Gotham to see what you thought of this man."
A medial age woman was first. "Who is he to be judge and jury?"
"This guy he's right!"
"No comment."
"No comment."
"I got nothing to say."
"Who is this guy to decide who lives and who dies?"
"He's not just doing it for fame."
"He just wants to be famous."
"I lost my mother and by brother to that psycho Joker. If this guy kills that f &$ then I'm all for him."
"You know if I had powers I would get my freak on too."
This and many more comments were made in the span of 30 minutes, right now Naruto was thy most talked about man in the world.
"In a national poll supported by Daily Plant Live, 68% of you agreed with Naruto Uzumaki's methods with 32% of you did not agree. But right now, the question is where Naruto is now, and who his next target?"
A man deep deep in the dark, had viewed and reviewed the uncensored version of the fight. "This is not the reason I sent you to follow her…" He said in a disappointed tone if not a mad one.
The young girl around 18 or so started to communicate in sign language. (I know master, but I thought…)
"Stop Cassandra…" He said to her. He then looked back at the tape. "This may be even better…" He said with a smile. "This young man may be an even better heir than Batman…" He said as he watched Naruto beat Batman badly. "Cassandra… I have a mission for you. You are to bring back this Naruto to me, and Cassandra, bring him here… by any means necessary… any means…"
Cassandra bowed and left, she was going to bring back this man that her master saw as an heir to the League of Shadows.
However Talia wasn't so sure. "Father, are you sure this Naruto is worthy of being your heir more than my beloved?"
"Yes Talia. Although proven worthy of it time and time again. Batman has refused time and time again. This boy… Naruto… could be the one to succeed me. I can feel it." Again Talia wasn't so sure.
With Naruto
Naruto stayed in Gotham despite that fact every cop was looking for him, on top of Batman. He felt that he needed to be here for a bit longer. He moved by roof top around with no real place in mind to go. That is until he heard screams and shouts.
Naruto sighed, deep down he hoped that Joker got away from Arkham so that he could kill him. Naruto moved fast to find what was going on. When he got there he saw plants and trees all over the place. He went through Batman's data some time ago, while no one was looking of course, and memorized it. Batman was more paranoid than any ninja he'd ever meet in his life, except maybe Donzo. He had something, if not everything, on every meta-human there was in the world. Weakness and powers everything. Even his hero comrades. Yeah now thanks to him, Naruto had everything on them. Of course this was after he spent 2 weeks learning how to use this world's technology with the help of 100 or so clones… and each possible subject of technology.
But back to the matter at hand. This was the work of Poison Ivy. He had read her file and several others like her. She could have been helped, being sent into a padded cell with some shrink saying that they your friend doesn't help. The plants surrounded a building and he already felt Batman, Robin and one other, that was a little familiar to him, were already inside. He saw the cops had already surrounded the building. It wasn't hard to get inside the building without anyone noticing him.
He followed the energy signatures to the main floor of the building. He saw Batman fight a few dozen guys that Ivy had under her control. When he reached the main room he saw Ivy along with Robin and Batgirl. She had them entangled in vines with thorns. They were struggling to get free, but they seemed weak as the thorns were most likely poisoned. Ivy seemed to excel at poisons. He had seen enough.
"Wind Style: Slicing Wind." Naruto fired his wind jutsu cutting the vines without harming, or stripping, Robin… and Batgirl of course.
"WHO DARES!?" Ivy yelled in anger. Seeing her beloved babies being ripped to shreds.
Naruto dropped down in view. Ivy saw him, at first shock, then a smile. "Ah, Naruto the Sage of the Six Paths. I'm glad you've made it."
Naruto raised an eye brow at that. "So… Poison Ivy or Dr. Pamela Isley whichever you prefer. If you wanted to see me all you had to do was call." Naruto told her.
She smiled. "Where's the fun in that? I saw what you did with Joker and his goons and, at first, I had not a care in the world. I couldn't care less if you killed them all or not…" She muttered. "Except Harley." To herself. "But it was what I saw you do with the human hanging on the roof top that intrigued me the most." She said. "You made vines, something only I can do, to kill that pathetic human." She took a little glee in that.
Naruto watched Ivy closely. She had nothing on but a flimsy plant bra and plant panties on. That left almost nothing to the imagination. I guess that's why she was voted hottest yet most dangerous woman in Gotham. "Yes I did, and I can see why you'd be interested in that. Being your also a gardener."
Batman chose this time to 'bud' in. "It's over Ivy!" He yelled, however he then saw Naruto and narrowed his eyes. In a fight he could only handle Ivy, as it seems that Batgirl and Robin are recovering from their run in with Ivy.
"They are not dead or dying Batman, Naruto here saved them before that, although, if it wasn't for him, your two little sidekicks would be 6 ft under by now." Ivy told him.
"That changes nothing Naruto."
"I saved them to save them. Not to amend any good will with you ratman." Naruto said back not taking his eyes off Ivy for a second.
"I'm taking you both in right now." Batman said.
"As lovely as that sounds Batman, this place is getting too crowded. Naruto~~~ catch me if you can~~~." Ivy's transport flower to escape.
Both Naruto and Batman knew she got away. Well the building anyway. Naruto could feel her natural energy it was pure life unlike the rest of the city. He would be able to find her as long as she was within 100 miles of him. Although he would need to use his sage mode to find her. Naruto saw Batman, Batgirl and Robin get up.
"You're coming with me Naruto." Batman said to him. Robin and Batgirl followed suit and surrounded him.
"Batman… if you even think for one second that you're a match for me… your more delusional than Kobra believing he was a god."
Batman, Batgirl and Robin all charged at him at once. Naruto raised his hand. "Almighty Push." Naruto sent Batman flying into some crates to 'cushion' his landing and allowed Batgirl and Robin to hit him. Only for their boots to go through him. Batgirl's legs were longer so she managed to kick Robin first… in the nuts. With her heals.
"OOOOH!" Naruto saw Robin's eyes cross.
"I got kicked in the nuts by heels too kid. I feel your pain." Naruto said to him. Now he needed to find Ivy. He loved shadow clones. He had one transform into a plant and placed a tag on her… her ass. It just 'happened' to be there when she left. Total coincidence. Yep…
With Ivy
Ivy appeared in the nearby forests outside of Gotham. No one dare comes here for all the poisons from Star Labs and her of course. Here she was safe from anyone coming and trying to arrest her. They wouldn't risk their lives on a chance she was here.
"Hum… shame. I thought he would be able to follow me." She said out loud.
"Who?" Ivy hopped and turned to see Naruto in a tree above her.
"Well well… you followed me after all." She smiled. "Why don't you come down and let me give you a kiss for helping me get away from Batman." She smiled, hoping he would 'fall' for her.
"You wouldn't be trying to mind control me would you?" Naruto asked already knowing the answer.
"Why, why would ever think that?" She asked with a coy smiled.
"I've read your file, I've read who you were, what you've done, why you do what you do, your weakness and your powers… all of it." Naruto told her, he saw her soft kind face turn into a scowl. "However, what I don't know is how you came to be and why, truly why, you do what you do. No one can tell me that but you." He said to her.
"And why should I tell you anything!?" She asked him in her pissed off voice.
"Because… I feel you are one of the few in this torn world, that Villains and Heroes created, that can change for the better Ivy. Please tell me why and how, and I can help you." He said to her, looking her in the eyes.
"How could you possible help me?" She asked turning away. He could hear her sadness in her voice. "And even if you could. Why?"
"Because I am the only one who truly wishes to help… and possibly the only one that can help you Ivy. Give me a chance, you have nothing to lose, and much possibility to gain." He placed his hand on her shoulder. "I've read the official file on how you came to be, but anyone with a brain cell could tell there were holes in it that no one, not even the Batman, noticed. Let me help you Ivy."
She sighed. "I guess I can tell you how I came to be." She sat down on a rock, and he sat down next to her. "It started 4 years ago at Star Labs, it was my dream job to work there, in their botany division. I was working on something that would help make this world a better place… funny huh?"
(Star Labs 4 years ago)
Pamela Isley was working in her lab with plants and flowers like she normal does. However today was different. She had been working all night on a new formula that would change the world for the better, a regrowth formula that would heal plants, flowers and trees that had been cut down by people, destroyed by fire, or devastated by weather. She knew she was close. But she had a long day and she was already working into her weekend. She closed down her computer and closed up her case files and experiments. She was walking out when.
"Dr. Isley!" Pamela heard the one man she hated above all else. Her Boss Dr. David Dint. Or as she calls him Dr. Dick. "Is the formula ready yet?"
"No, not yet. It'll take about another week or two before it is ready. But I've worked for 24 hours now. I need…"
"No! That formula needs to be ready by Sunday. You get that formula ready by noon Sunday or your fired!" He yelled to her.
Pamela watched Dr. Dick leave for the weekend. She hated that man. "Well, yet another weekend canceled." Pamela worked hard the whole day, no one else was there and she was real close from finishing. She rushed the tests a bit but the early tests were promising. But she felt it was too early. However when the last test was running she dozed off on her desk, again.
It was around 4 am when she woke to the sound of her computer saying that its job was done. The tests, while rushed, were complete. "Great." She yawned. "Now maybe…"
"Is the formula ready?" Dr. Dick, I mean Dr. David Dint asked behind her. He had two big guys with him for some reason.
"It seems so, the computer ran the tests and since it was successful it was already made the first patch. If this works we'll get the Nobel Prize for this." She smiled, her dark rings showed her lack of sleep.
"Not 'we' Pamela. Me."
"Huh?" She then saw one of the guards hit her with a metal baton.
When Pamela came too, she saw David on top of her, raping her. The rape lasted hours.
When he was done, she was crying and beyond hurt. He had his guards drag her to her own formula that she had spent the better part of 2 years making. "Now, let's get our story straight. I forgot something at the office that I needed really badly so I came back to get it. When I got here, you were trying to steal the formula that we had worked so hard to make as well as other Star Lab secrets and we fought, you accidently fell into the formula and died. So sad. But don't worry, you'll always be remembered as a greedy bitch. But at least you were a good fuck. Dump her in."
(End Flashback)
"You know the rest. I survive, become this." She gestured to herself. "And he got away with rape and murder. Although the formula had to be destroy because I became this. So I guess that was the only good thing that came out of it. So I told you my story and tell me something… how can you possibly help me?" She asked. She had long since given up on anyone. Her family abounded her she had no friends or boyfriends to speak of. She was truly alone, aside from her plants and flowers her babies.
"Is that where your hatred of men comes from? That… act of violence against you?"
Ivy held her stomach "In part."
Naruto knew that look. "It comes from you inability to have children. Right?" He asked.
Ivy let out a tear. "All I ever wanted was to have a son or daughter! To have a family! But when I became this I lost that. My own body prevents me from having a child of my own. And it's all HIS fault. I became a monster and a thing that kids fear to see while he is now the head manager of the Gotham Star Labs branch." Ivy broke down and cried.
Naruto felt her pain in her emotions. However, he knew how to help. She needed a friend, someone to love her and understand her. Someone to truly help her in her time of need. He knew what to do. "Ivy, can I get a sample of your blood?"
"Why? If you want to cure me Star Labs has tried for 4 years and failed each time."
"No, I don't wish to cure you. This is who you are Ivy. This is you, you are not sick so don't need a cure. You need a friend." He said to her as he showed her reflection in a puddle of water. "And you're very beautiful."
She blushed a bit. "Thank you, but tell me something that I haven't heard before." She said to Naruto. She had long since given up on humanity in general.
"Give me a drop of your blood and I can tell you something you haven't heard before." She gave his charming smile.
"Like what?"
"I want it to be a surprise." He whispered to her.
At first Ivy wasn't going to. But Naruto had this aura that made her want to trust him. She would trust a man, one last time. She nodded. Naruto handed her a knife and she cut her finger and he collected the green-red blood from it. The small cut healed really fast. "Now close your eyes." She did. 'Alright, now to do what the first Sage of the Six paths did before me.' Naruto used Ivy's blood along with his own powers to create something for Ivy, to help heal her heart. "Okay, you can open your eyes now." He said to her.
She did and the second she did something a bit heavy was dumped into her arms. It gave off little squeals, to anyone other than Naruto and Ivy, but Ivy heard a simple word.
"Mama… mama…"
"Congratulations it's a healthy baby girl. I call this little angel a Wood-Wraith. A fusion of beast and tree, made from my power and your blood. But the most important part Ivy, she is our child, our daughter, so congratulations Ivy you the mother of a healthy baby Wood-Wraith. The first of her kind."
(To see what it looks like type in FFXIII or FFXIII-2 Wood Wraith)
Ivy looked on, still in shock; this little one was about the size of a big house cat. It had 4 logs sticking out of her back pointing to the front of her, and she had green moss/fur on her back.
"I love you… mama…" The little Wood-Wraith squealed again.
"Well… do you… umph"
Ivy tackled him, with tears in her eyes. "Thank you…" She felt the connection between the little Wood- Wraith and her. Unlike her plants her other babies, this one was hers. This was her real child. Naruto returned the hug. "I would kiss you, but then my poisons would kill you." She told him, however she was shocked when he kissed her, it felt so nice to kiss someone. But this kiss was real; she could feel the love within this kiss. Naruto broke off the kiss.
"I guess this would be a good time to tell you I'm immune to all poisons no matter how strong they are."
"Well… I want to see just how 'immune' you are to me…"
Naruto smiled. "I like that idea."
(3 days later I will do lemons in a few chapters or so.)
Both Ivy and Naruto were in bed… naked.
"Wow…" Ivy said. In case you're wondering, yes they've been at it for 3 days with only a few 15 minute breaks to eat and drink.
"I never get tired of hearing that." Naruto smiled. Ivy had that dazed looked looking at the ceiling.
"Ewww." Both Naruto and Ivy looked at the door to see their little Wood Wraith baby stare at them.
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Ivy and Naruto yelled, not meaning any malice in it more of a 'get out so you don't see your mommy and daddy consummate their love for one another' type of yell.
The little Wood Wraith used her little head to escape the room her parents were in. "That girl will be the death of me at this rate." Ivy said.
"She's 3 days old; you should know that motherhood would be difficult." Naruto said kissing her.
"I guess you're right."
"Say, what are we going to name her?" Naruto asked.
"Hope."
"Hope?"
"Yes, I always wanted a daughter and to name her hope. She is my hope, my angel. She is a new hope for me Naruto, a new hope for the future, my future." Ivy said as she smiled to Naruto the 'father' of her child. She rolled over and kissed him full on the lips.
After the kiss they parted. "Well. I need to go Ivy."
"You're leaving already?" Ivy sounded a little hurt.
"I'll always be back. Here…" He handed her a tri-kunai. "Keep this with you at all times. If you have it with you, I can find you. If you even need me for anything, anything at all. Throw it to the ground and I'll be there in a second." He gave her another kiss on the check then before he left, he explained what Hope can do all the things she could do.
It was night in Gotham, he hadn't left yet. There was one last thing to do here for now anyway. He waited outside star labs. After about an hour he saw the man that did those things to Ivy, his Ivy, all those years ago.
Naruto waited until the right time to strike. Then when the man pasted an ally way he grabbed him. Covered his mouth and stabbed him in the heart with his black rod
"That is for Pamela Isley, if you even remember what you did to her." Naruto watched the light leave his eyes as his eyes widened at the statement that Naruto made.
The next day the news reported that a Dr. Dint was murdered the night before.
(1 month later)
Naruto found himself in a place called Jump City. He had felt a small group of people following him for about a week now, ever since he left Gotham. They were good at hiding, he couldn't see them with his naked eye, but with the Juubi's eyes, Juubi didn't allow him to name it something stupid so his eye bloodline stayed Juubi's eyes.
But he felt that they would revile themselves when they wanted too. It seemed that no one knew who he was here, shocking really. He'd figured he'd be on America's Most Wanted by now every cop in America looking for him.
Anyway, it was a beautiful day in Jump City, birds chirping, kids playing in the park, another common thug going to jail, a green and black star falling from the sky… "Wait what?" He saw them land nearby and give off a big green and black cloud of smoke. He made his way there in a heartbeat
He was met with a pair of hot looking alien girls speaking in their language, to him and the others it was just weird words. However some guy with a camera decided to take their picture. They must be camera shy as they went ballistic and started to smash things left and right.
"Um… alien smash?" He said out loud.
They both looked at him, one had green glowing eyes while the other had black, and yeah they looked really pissed. Naruto noticed that both of them had large heavy looking shackles on their hands that reached to their elbows almost.
"That's what is pissing them off most likely."
They both charged at him yelling in their language, yeah language barriers are always fun it screws things up, although it's an excuse to beat the crap of people. Naruto smiled at the first memory of this world. Oh he wished Batman was there.
Then Naruto saw the red head get kicked… by Batgirl?
"I move here for 3 days and someone tries to destroy my city!" Batgirl yelled.
The dark haired girl looked at Batgirl then was about to turn and attack Batgirl only for Naruto to take advantage and deck her in the head sending her flying with the other.
"I thought you were hanging in Gotham with the rest of the Bat family?"
"Just moved here 3 days ago, and already someone tries to blow this place up." Batgirl said again.
Naruto looked at her. "You have a familiar energy, do I know you?"
Batgirl looked a little scared. "No, never meet you before. Before that time we meet when Ivy was around." She said quickly.
Naruto and Batgirl saw the two aliens attack them again so they ducked when they both swung their bindings at their heads, hitting each other's bindings. The shockwave hurt their ears a bit but they hopped back and away from them. They again yelled and swung again only to be kicked in the face by a pair of new comers.
"Wow… didn't think that you two would help out." Naruto said to Cheshire and Ravenger.
"Great more criminals." Batgirl said.
"We weren't. But Cheshire insisted that we help. And I take offence to that Batgirl, I'm a thief not a criminal." Red-X said to Naruto.
"If you're a theft, then you're a criminal." Batgirl told her.
"Awe… I knew the Naughty Neko loved me." Naruto joked. Almost ignoring Batgirl and Red-X conversation.
"It's not that you jackass! If anyone is going to bust that face in it's going to be me!" She yelled at him. "And I want my scarf back."
"Well, maybe later, it looks like you pissed them off." Naruto pointed at the two alien girls.
Both girls cracked their necks and gave a smile said something then charged at them again. Naruto got past the group that assisted him and smashed their heads with his black rods. Only for them to shatter. Naruto looked at that in shock. "Only Superman and few others could take that hit and shatter my rods. What the hell are they made of?" He asked.
However he noticed that both girls' outer bindings fell off showing ones that only covered the wrist. They both raised their hands and their hands started to glow green and black.
"Take cover!" Naruto tackled Cheshire and Batgirl while X and Ravenger hopped over to take cover behind the bus.
Both girls started to fire star bolts and hitting many buildings all over the area. "These chicks are going to level this place." Red-X said with his voice changer active.
"Sounds like you care Red-X." Naruto asked.
"I don't. But if they hit this bank I've got my eye…"
"Not now X. We need to stop them before they trash this city." Ravenger said, she may be a criminal, but she wasn't a bitch.
"That and I will stop you Red-X."
"Right… team up for now?" Naruto asked.
"For now." The 3 said.
"I still want my scarf back." Cheshire told him.
"Sorry Naughty Neko, your scarf has found its place right next to one of my other trophies, Artemis' ribbon."
Cheshire yelled in frustration. "Bitch later, save city now." Batgirl said to Cheshire.
Naruto smiled. "Let's go."
The group ran in pentagon formation, Naruto in front Cheshire to his right, Batgirl to his left, behind to the right Red-X and Ravenger to the left in the back. They got half way there before a black shield in the form of a raven stopped them.
"Maybe, fighting isn't the answer." The group looked behind them to see a hooded young girl their age in a blue cape.
Naruto looked at her and then at the aliens. "Cover me. I got an idea. Batgirl I'll need your help if you have a lock pick."
She pulled one out of her utility belt. "Never leave home without it."
"What are you going to do?" Red-X. Then Naruto reach into his utility belt and took his lock pick. "Hey! Personal space violation!"
"I need this, Batgirl and I are going to free them." Naruto said. They walked up as they yelled at them with their fist charged up. "It's okay, we're friends, not that you can understand me. We can free you. Hold still." They lowered their hands and de-charged their bolts and allowed Naruto and Batgirl to free the both of them. "There now we can…" He was silenced by the red head kissing him. Then when she was done the dark haired one kissed him.
"My respect for this guy just shot up a few more notches. Anyone who gets kissed by two hot alien chicks is cool in my book." Red-X said out loud. Getting elbowed by both Ravenger and Cheshire a second later. While the other girl in blue, Raven, watched on passively.
Then they pushed him down. "If you wish not to be destroyed…" The red head started.
"… you will leave us alone." The darker one said. Then they both flew away from the group.
"Wow… that's a first." Naruto said in a shock.
"What? Aliens destroying a city? If so then you're wrong. It has happened before." Batgirl told him.
"No, not that, girls kissing a guy then leaving them in the dirt." Naruto finished.
"Yeah, I guess that is a first." Red-X said. Then he looked at Batgirl. "What are you doing here anyway?" He asked.
"I told you. I moved here 3 days ago."
"Must have had an argument with Ratman." Naruto said.
"It's Batman Naruto." Batgirl corrected.
"Yes yes I know, it's Ratman." Red-X, Cheshire and Ravenger laughed at that. Finally someone that wasn't afraid to stand up to the Batman.
Batgirl wasn't amused she was pissed and her hands on her nice shapely hips proved that. "Hey! Batman is a great hero!" She defended her mentor.
"Yes, in this world I'm sure he's one of the best heroes in this world. But the world I come from, heroes kill armies, destroy monsters, and fight in a life and death battle every day." Naruto told her. "The only difference from my world and this world, evil people runs unchecked and allowed to murder with no resistance." He said to them.
"What are we then? Chapped liver?" Batgirl asked.
"You are a shield, but that's all you are, you shield everyone you can, but the shield can't protect everyone so those you can't shield are sacrificed to save the many. In my world, we are swords and shield. We protect everyone we can, while killing those that would kill those we wish to protect." Naruto told her.
"Never heard it put that way before." Cheshire said to Ravenger who nodded.
"So, you kill bad guys… do thieves count?" Red-X asked.
"As long as you don't kill those you rob I couldn't care less if you took a national monument." Naruto told him. "I stole when I was young, it's what I am."
"Sweet. Want to go thieving sometime."
Naruto ignored X and Batgirl's rants about heroes for the girl that was walking away. "Hey." Naruto appeared in front of the girl. Now that she was face to face with Naruto, they both noticed the other, more clearly. "Why are you leaving?" He asked.
"I'm not the social type." She responded.
He smiled at her, she needed a friend and who better than Naruto Uzumaki. He still keeps his mother's maiden name as his last. "Well, now is a good a time as any…."
Then the sun was covered, everyone looked up to see why covered the sun only to see a very big space ship. "Oh this will end will." Ravenger said out loud.
"It looks like space chicks have friends." Red-X said out loud.
"Or enemies." Batgirl said or corrected.
The ship fired something at an island near the city. Then a giant hologram of a man in armor, heavy armor on a throne was shown. "Attention people of the mud ball known as Earth. I'm afraid that my way ward daughters ran away from home. I apologize in advance for any damage that they might cause. Once I get them back we will leave your city in peace and with minimal damage. Do not try to help them… or else." The hologram ended.
"That's a big ship." Ravenger said.
Then the giant hologram protector opened and in it reveled hundreds of soldiers. "And those are a lot of freaky looking aliens." Red-X said.
They started to fly with the help of Jet packs. "They told us not to interfere." Raven said.
"But we can't let them destroy this city." Batgirl said, she hoped that the group would help defend the city.
Naruto started to move. "You're going to find the aliens?" Raven asked.
"Yeah, no father puts restrains on his daughter's like that." Naruto started to move. "I need to save this city and those girls are the first step to do so. No alien king wanna be is going to level this place."
"Um, don't you mean we?" Batgirl said stepping up.
Naruto smiled. "Alright, let's go." Naruto had an idea right then and there… a team. Naruto, Batgirl, Red-X, Cheshire and Ravenger were walking, Raven stayed behind. Her head dropped and was about to leave. "You coming?" Naruto asked.
She looked up to Naruto. "I'm not the 'Hero' type. Believe me, if you knew what I was… you wouldn't want me around."
Naruto appeared right in front of her. "All I need to know, is right here." Naruto pointed at her heart, totally not at her D-Cup breasts. "Let's go." Naruto smiled at her.
Sometime later the group was on a roof, while the aliens tore up the city looking for the two alien girls. "Man, do these guys know the concept of a door?" Red-X asked while watching a bunch of aliens rip open cards from the roof. "Are you done yet?" X asked.
"Quiet…" Raven said in her normal tone.
"Yeah X, what they're doing is hard enough with all of these aliens out here." Ravenger smacked Red-X over the head, Gibbs style.
"Ow…" He held his head.
"Found them." Naruto stood up as well as Raven.
"They are about half a mile North of us." Raven floated over Naruto.
"Let's go, I want to find them before they trash this place. But before that, come out of the shadows you. I'm curious as to why you've followed me for the past month." Naruto said out loud. A few moments of the group looking around a young girl around 18 jumped out of the shadows in front of them.
"Cassandra?" Cheshire looked shocked and began to look around.
Cassandra did her sign language. (Good to see you again Jade.) She 'said' to her.
"You too. Where you sent here to kill me by Ra?" Cheshire asked.
Cassandra replied. (No, I am here to speck with Naruto Uzumaki.)
Jade look at Naruto then back at Cassandra. "Why him."
"Hey, can this wait? Cassandra help us find these space girls and then we'll talk, alright?" Naruto asked the mute girl. She nodded, her orders were by any means. Naruto lead the team to the girls nearby.
Inside the store. The two girls held their pray firmly in their hands. The pray had no chance, their fail armor was no match for the power of these girls. They licked their lips then… they devoured their pray. Candy after candy bar was eaten by the unmerciful teeth and hunger of these alien girls.
"Um…" Red-X started. "Those taste better without the rapper." He told the girls.
Both girls instantly turned hostile, star bolts ready to dish out alien justice. "You… why have you've followed us?" The dark and dominate asked.
"For what purpose did you free us!?" Red and fiery followed up.
The group coward behind Naruto, mainly Red-X. The rest were mostly fearless. Cassandra was fearless as she feared only Ra's al Ghul.
"Just… trying to be nice." Naruto defended. He may be all powerful, but even a powerful man fears womanly wrath.
"Nice?" Both girls said at once.
"We do not this word on our planet…" Fiery said first.
"Closest is 'Ruetha'…" Dark and dominate continued.
"WEAK!" They both said at once again.
Aside from Naruto and Cassandra, Ravenger got her voice and courage back. "Yeah, well, around here 'nice' means 'nice' and if you want us to keep being nice you two will tell us why Big Bad Daddy put cuffs on the two of you." Ravenger told them.
The two girls took a second, then depowered their star bolds and looked 'normal'.
"He calls himself our father now that's a laugh." The darker one said.
"He is not our father. Step-father is the right word you earthlings use." The red head told them.
"He married our mother after father died…" Dark haired continued.
"Soon after she died in bed. Under…. Mysterious circumstances." Red head said with both spite and a 'small' hint of suspicion.
"Then he took the throne from us 'Until we are old enough to rule the planet' he said. He was only royalty because of mother. Now he is put a peasant masquerading as king." The sisters switched off telling their story.
"That wouldn't explain why you two ran away or why you two had two ton cuffs on your hands." Batgirl said to the two sisters.
"He wishes to keep his power and get rid of us without killing us as it were." The red head told them.
"To do that, he set up a few arranged marriages behind our backs with other planets to preserve the peace he told us. A loud of…" She was snapping her figures trying to find the right earth term for it. "… bull shit as it is said on Earth."
"The princes of these two planets have no such wish for peace and only wish to use us as their servants. When we ran away step-father sent out an army to bring us back. We escaped on the way back home." The sister's told their story.
Naruto wasn't one to stand by and let things like this happen. It wasn't in his blood to let that happen. He made up his mind. "Then you're not going. Not with them now or ever. For as long as I breath." He said to them.
"Um, don't you mean us?" Red-X asked.
"Since when do you play hero X?" Cheshire asked.
"I don't but the sooner we beat the crap out of her step-father the sooner we can raid a bank." He clarified.
"Not if I can help that." Batgirl stood up next to this new team.
"Alright then, you two coming?" He looked at Ravenger and Cassandra. Both girls nodded. "And how about you two, ready to kick step-dad in the nuts?" He asked.
Both girls smiled. "I like you earthling. You have good since of humor."
"My kind of humor." The darker one smiled, giving Naruto a since of, I'm a piece of meat' smile.
BOOM
A large boom from behind the group of 9 looked at the 3 or so dozen of soldiers that came thought the wall. They all looked menacing and tough. But Naruto smiled. "Team… lets kick ass take names and go on dates." Naruto said.
Red-X was like. "I like this guy already."
"GO!"
The two sides ran at each other. When they clashed it was bad… for the other guys.
Raven used her dark magic to grab random things and pelt them at the space guys.
Red-X used his X bombs and the like to kick their ass.
Batgirl used her tools to ensnare, capture or take them out of the fight.
Cassandra aimed to kill, and kill she did.
Ravenger used her skills to take out or meme her enemies.
Cheshire took her anger of Naruto out on these guys, in other words she was practicing what she will do to Naruto but castrating these poor saps. Yeah not a good day to try and trash a city.
Both the alien sisters used their star bolts to defeat their step-father's royal army.
Naruto used his black rods to kill or injure these guys. He wouldn't stand for a person like these girls step-father doing what he wanted to do for power. Again not in his blood.
After about 2 minutes of the fastest but strongest ass whopping these guys got, they made a tactical retreat. Complete with tails between legs and wounded egos.
"That went well." Batgirl said.
Ravenger agreed. "Yeah. Man those guys are weak." She then looked Star and Blackfire. "No offence to you two of course." She amended.
"No offence taken." Star said.
Blackfire huffed. "If mother could see how the standards has fallen since her time she would die again of shame."
"This isn't over." Raven said out loud to the group.
"Raven's right." Cheshire said.
"Now that we've interfered…" Starfire started.
"Our step-father will strike again, and much harder…" Blackfire finished.
The hologram came back to life. "Fools! The earthlings were warned, your city shall be ashes." The hologram died.
"Well that sucks." Naruto commented while rubbing the back of his head.
"So~~~ does this mean that bank won't be open tomorrow?" Red-X asked.
"Now's not the time X. We need to save this city… I can't believe I just said that." Cheshire felt like she needed to use evil mouth wash.
Cassandra was doing her sign language. (If we could get inside that ship we could destroy it from the inside out.) She told them, only Naruto and Cheshire understood her.
"She's right. I could take you all in there, but the trip would disorient you too long for it to be useful." Naruto was talking about his Flying Thunder God Jutsu.
"Um… I know of a way." Raven said to Naruto. The group looked at her.
(The bridge of the ship)
"King Danggaur the weapon is almost fully charged. And the earth city has been targeted." An operator said to the King Danggar.
"Excellent. General Millgar, are you ready to do your duty?" The King looked at his 2nd in command. He was once his ex-wife's 2nd now he is his.
Millgar was a 10 foot tall man in heavy armor a long Gimil like beard and helmet and was bald. "Of course… my king." He said in a distasteful manner. The only thing preventing that large 6 foot long space battle ax from killing King Danggaur was his loyalty to the throne.
"Good, soon the earth scum will learn, it takes more than 9 juvenile heroes to deify the will of the mighty King Dangguar." He boosted.
BOOM
The door to the bridge was destroyed and in dark magic's light, the group of 9 came in. "You wish… we are 9 heroes." Naruto said as his group came out of the smoke.
"GET THEM!" The king yelled.
"GO!" Naruto yelled.
This clash was slightly harder for the team. Although they were less in number this time around, only 15 of them. One of them was some big dude about 10 feet tall.
Naruto again used his black rods to kill and beat the space soldiers, Raven her dark powers. Starfire and Blackfire there star bolts to knock down their step-father's soldiers. Batgirl and Ravenger using their tools and skills to disarm and defeat them. Red-X using his X bolts to beat them, Cheshire using her sai's to kill them.
Cassandra, after kill a few more space soldiers, she faced the general. Naruto also was facing the King. "Cassandra." Naruto tossed her one of his black chakra rods. A long 6 foot long chakra rod. She nodded in thanks and both charged the general and the King.
Cassandra flipped over the general using her new weapon to attack him but his giant ax blocked it. Both the general and Cassandra, although not as much, were shocked when the rod didn't break from the attack.
Also not far from them was Naruto and the King with his two handed long sword. His speed was average at best, compared to Naruto, but his strength was above that. Naruto was using a pair of his chakra rods to attack with speed and strength. When Naruto blocked high, Naruto used that time to hit low, the King's armor the only thing saving him from being killed.
With Cassandra her speed is what's keeping her alive, her enemy has superior strength to her. She blocks his ax strike but he then grabs her 6 foot weapon then kicks her in the gut knocking the air out of her lunges. She falls to her knees out of breath as the general is about to bring down his large ax to finish her off.
Naruto throws a few rods at the king but he ducks allowing the rods to pass him and hit the ax out of the path of Cassandra's neck. The ax spins around the general. He recovers too late as Cassandra does a spin kick to knock him away. He was then hit by two flying girls into the wall.
He looked up. "Princess Starfire, Princess Blackfire. You can stop this senseless fight, just come home." He pleaded with them. He had known them since they were born and always protected them.
"No old friend. We will not become slaves to lowly princes." Blackfire said.
"Just so out step-father can keep his power and not pass on the crown to one of us when the time comes." Starfire told him.
"He is our King Princess'. Nothing can change that." He told them like a good soldier.
"Only by marriage. Mother may have picked him to be her husband, but he didn't beat her in single combat. Nor did he beat us." Starfire told him.
"The only reason he kept power after mother died was a vote that voted him king until it was our time. He is no king, just a usurper." Blackfire sneered.
With Naruto and the King, the king's forces were on the group, dead, dying or knocked out. Naruto keeping on the King, knocking away piece after piece of armor the man had. At first the man looked intimidating to anyone, not Naruto, as he was about 8 feet tall with large armor and weapons.
But all that strength went away when, after some suspicion on Naruto's part, Naruto decided not to hold back, and with a mighty. "ALMIGHTY PUSH!" Naruto shattered his armor.
To the shock if everyone on board. What was left was s skinny, fail looking 'man'. The guy was like 4 feet tall and he had as much muscle on him as a malnourished cat. You didn't need an MRI to see if any bones were broken.
"Mother would have never chosen such a weak looking man!" Both Star and Blackfire yelled in rage.
That got Naruto thinking. "Maybe she didn't." Naruto moved on the man.
"Guards, protect your king!" He yelled in fright.
Naruto placed his hands on the 'King's' head. Visions felled his mind. He saw what looked like an adult looking Starfire she was fighting an army of robots and winning, then one of them stunned her with a ray and he placed a necklace around her neck. This man's memory said it was some type of mind control device, it works as long as the target is weakened. Then after a year he killed her to keep his power, the suit he wore was just that a suit of armor. He had no real power of his own. He had also been cutting founding to the army to line his own pockets and pave the way for an invasion from another planet when Star and Blackfire's home was too weak to defend themselves.
Naruto broadcasts this to everyone still alive on board, and boy were they ever so pissed.
"Hey now… those were…"
"Images from your memory. You killed the queen after enslaving her. You're lucky I'm leaving them in your hands otherwise I'll…"
"Actually. He was king of Tamaran. But now you've defeated him in single combat you are now our king." The General and the rest of men on board bowed to him.
"Say wha?" Naruto was shocked. Him… king?"
"What he is not of Tamaranean blood!" The usurper yelled.
"Hum… the Usurper is right. Unless…" The general looked at Star and Blackfire. "Unless he marries either Starfire or Blackfire."
Both girls like that idea. Seeing how they were talking to him earlier and seen many qualities that they both liked. Of course that begged the question… who will marry him? Both girls looked at each other and green and black sparks were flying in-between them.
"But…" Everyone looked at Naruto. "I have to fix this world first. I can't leave it yet, not now." Naruto said out loud. Unknown to all Cassandra breathed a sigh of relief she needed him to come with her to meet her master.
"Then we shall stay as well." Black and Starfire said at once. "It will coincide with earth customs of courting a mate… dating…" Starfire clarified for her brethren.
"Yes…" Blackfire managed to get behind him and hug him. "After all, we can fix this world then come home with a fine husband."
"Say wha again?" Naruto's head was on overload. Yesterday he was the most wanted man in America, now he was soon to be king of a planet. How did that happen?
(In heaven)
Jiraiya was smirking and giggling like a school girl. "JIRAIYA STOP MESSING WITH THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!" Jiraiya heard the righteous fury of Kami yell at him. "THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MEET FOR ANOTHER 3 YEARS!"
"Sorry sister. That's my fault. The pervert beat me in a game of cards." The reaper said to her sister.
"What? What did you bet?" She asked.
"A onetime thing to mess with Naruto's life as long as it didn't interfere too much in the world of mortals."
"You gambled Naruto's future in this DC world on a card game?"
"Hey hey. 4 aces is not a gamble."
(With Naruto)
The ship left Earth leaving the group of 9 on an island. "Are you sure you two want to stay?" Raven asked the two aliens.
"Yes. This place is most joyiest." Starfire said.
"And the scenery isn't bad either." Blackfire smirked… while looking at Naruto's ass.
"SISTER!"
"What?"
Cassandra got Naruto's attention next. Cheshire translated. "She wishes for you to fulfill your side of the bargain, she wants you to follow her to her master" Cheshire knew what that meant Ra's al Ghul.
"Very well. I shall go with you. What about the rest of you?" Naruto asked the other 8.
"No thanks. Not into the whole assassin thing." Red-X said.
"Ditto." Ravenger responded.
"Been there done that. Not welcomed back." Cheshire waved him off. "And I still want my scarf back."
"Not a chance." Naruto smiled at her anger face.
"ERRRRR!"
"We shall come." Starfire said to Naruto.
"If only to see more of the world… and protect something…" Blackfire was as subtle as a rhino.
"Um… what are your names anyway?" Batgirl asked.
"In your language, I am Starfire."
"And I am Blackfire." She then snuggled up to Naruto, pissing off almost every girl there. "But you may call me honey." She said.
That set off a loud argument.
(1 week later)
Naruto had followed Cassandra to her master, this Ra's al Ghul. He managed to get the entire team to this meeting. How? He's Naruto Uzu-fucking-maki, that's how. Yes, even Batgirl.
"How did you convince me to come here?" Batgirl asked. She had no idea what happened but all of the sudden she wanted to come with Naruto with this Cassandra to meet up with Ra's al Ghul, her mentor's mentor.
(in heaven)
"You said a onetime thing!" Kami yelled at the reaper.
"It was, this one is his mom. Something about wanting like 100 grand kids." She said back.
"GIVE ME GRABD BABIES DATTEBAN! "
"What hand did you have for this one?"
"Royal Flush… in hearts… she had spades." Her head was down, she couldn't win.
"Did you play a game of cards with Minato that I should know about?"
The reaper looked right and left. "No…"
(Back on Earth)
"I know how I got here. A free pass." Red-X said. Meaning Naruto gave him a free pass to do any 1 thing while Naruto was around. So that bank was all his… assuming he can beat Batgirl.
"Then how did I get here?" Ravenger asked. She wasn't big on the League of Shadows. Based on what Cheshire been saying.
Cassandra lead the group to her master's main room, she knew she might take flak from allowing Cheshire and other's like the new Batgirl and the ones that weren't invited. However the two alien girls and the magic user might get her out of punishment if Naruto succeeds her master and they come with him. She meet up with Talia Al Ghul, her master's daughter.
(Mistress Talia I have brought Naruto as ordered) She told her Mistress.
"I see that Cassandra. You also brought 7 other's and one traitor.
(She came with Naruto and…)
"That's enough the both of you. I've waited long enough for this moment." Everyone heard Ra's al Ghul say from the high point of the main room.
"Ah… Naruto, we finally meet, face to face." Ra's al Ghul said with a smile on his face. "I saw what you did to the detective over a month ago." He said with a little glee. "Most impressive. Where are my manners, I am Ra's al Ghul, the Demon Head and Grandmaster of the League of Shadows also known as the League of Assassins."
Naruto nodded. "I've seen your information about your group on batman's computer." Naruto told them.
"So, the detective has let down his guard around a ninja? For shame." Ra's al Ghul smiled.
"Based on the fact you call Batman 'the detective you know who he is. And the fact you know I'm trained as a ninja is another impressive feet."
"Yes, I do, but that's not why I asked you to come." Ra's al Ghul waved his hand for Naruto to walk with him. He will deal with Cheshire and the others some other time. Naruto walked with him.
"Do you wish for me to join your league?" He asked.
Ra's al Ghul nodded and smiled. "Yes… and no. You see Naruto, I am an old man, older then I look. I've prolonged my life until I can find an heir. Batman has proved time and time again to be a worthy heir to my goal, my dream…" He said to Naruto.
"And what is your dream Ra's?" Naruto asked.
"To cleanse the world of evil." Naruto raised an eyebrow. Why would Batman… then he got his answer. The only rule Batman lives by is 'No killing'. That and League of Assassins kind of gave that away. "A simple yet nearly impossible dream to achieve."
"Not really…" Naruto said to him. He can understand such a dream. "My dream for my world was to bring peace to a world that did nothing but wage war after war, 4 Great Ninja Wars in less than 70 years." He told the old man. "And I achieved that. Cleansing the world of evil is slightly harder but not impossible." Naruto said to Ra's al Ghul.
Ra's al Ghul nodded, then smiled. He just knew that Naruto would understand him. "I will get to the point of why I asked you here Naruto. I need an heir, I have failed in my many life times to cleanse this world of evil. My only success was to gather other's of like minds, and create this League of Shadows." Naruto nodded and continue to listen. "I have chosen you as my heir Naruto." Ra's al Ghul turned to face Naruto and held out his hand.
Naruto looked at Ra's al Ghul's hand and thought about the offer. "Give me a month Ra's. Give me a mouth and I'll give you my answer." Naruto told him.
Ra's al Ghul
He nodded. He has waited 100s of years for an heir to take over, another month wouldn't hurt. "Very well."
The two men made it back to the large group only to find Talia talking to Cheshire, Red-X playing solitaire, Starfire and Blackfire just hovering around along with Raven just looking around. Batgirl, Ravenger were talking with Cassandra, sort of.
"An amazing group you've gathered Naruto, even one of Batman's apprentices." Ra's al Ghul had respect for that. He had seen the news reports about the Jump city invasion. "Can you find this place again without Cassandra's help or should I send her with you?"
"No, I can find this place again. Cassandra" Naruto got her attention then tossed her one of his Tri-Kunai. "In one month throw that to the ground and I'll find you with my answer." Both Cassandra and Ra's al Ghul nodded. "Raven get us out of here."
"Right." She sent the group back to Jump city with her.
"Father, why did you let them go?" Talia asked.
"Naruto would have protected them if we tried anything and I would have lost him as an heir." He smiled. "I have a feeling that the month he asked for is not for him… but for the group he brought with him."
(With Naruto Jump City)
Raven and the rest of the group of 8 appeared at the top of the tallest building in the city. "So what is your decision about leading this… League of Shadows?" Raven asked.
"You can't! They… never mind. You already kill. You're just like them Naruto." Batgirl gave her bat glare to him.
"Watch your mouth earthling." Blackfire defended her future husband.
"Enough. Blackfire, Batgirl. We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves." Ravenger said while separating them.
"Ravenger is right. There is better things we can do then fight amongst ourselves." Naruto said to them. "Look at what we did today, we saved a city from becoming ashes, and saved a whole planet from an evil man." Naruto said to them. "That, on our first day… imagine… what we could do tomorrow?" Naruto told them. Some of them like the idea. Starfire and Blackfire liked the idea. Meaning they'd spend more time with their future husband.
Red-X, Cheshire, Ravenger, Batgirl and Raven weren't all excited about that.
"Sorry, I'm a thief, not a hero." Red-X said to him.
"Not interested. I don't risk my neck out for others." Cheshire said, although she still hated Naruto for taking her scarf.
"Ditto. Not worth it." Ravenger agreed with Cheshire.
"Already a hero. And I'm not a murder." Batgirl said to Naruto.
"I am most interested in joining a team." Blackfire said.
"Saving people can be most joyiest." Starfire agreed.
"Alright…" Naruto looked at Raven. "Raven?"
She looked down. "I'm not the hero type."
"Yet you helped save everyone in this city. You don't need to be a hero to save lives. I told before the best time to start making friends is now." He held out his hand to her. "And I am willing to be friends with you. If you trust no one else, trust in me."
Raven looked at his hand. "It would be nice not to be alone anymore." She grabbed his hand and he brought her into a hug. "You'll never be alone again, not with me around."
Red-X smiled. "I like this guy more and more. Maybe I might join, I might get lucky."
"Only you X." Ravenger was embarrassed to even know him.
"I have a feeling…" Batgirl looked at Naruto. "That the month long reprieve wasn't for you. But for us." She said. "Maybe you've already decided."
Naruto looked at Batgirl. "Your right. I already decided that I will take over the League of Shadows and change them. Ra's al Ghul's mind is numb by the years, he knows it but needs an heir to take over for him and lead the League back to what they once were. Heroes in the shadows." He looked at his, hopefully, new team. "I hope when the month has passed you all will join me with in the shadows, yes even you Batgirl."
(The other side of the Universe.)
In the vast ocean of space a large, large LARGE group of space ships have gathered. Millions of ships, with even more soldiers on them.
"Father. The last of our forces has reported in. We are ready." A man walked up to a tall, menacing looking alien.
This alien's name… "Then set course for Earth. Superman will soon know the mistake he made by not finishing me off when he had the chance. How long will it take us to reach Earth?"
"2 earth years."
"Then we will let the earthlings and Superman enjoy their last 2 years of life… before we destroy them all."
"Yes… Father Darkside."
All of the ships engaged their Hyper Drive. And earth was their destination.
(1 month later)
Naruto had pasted the trails of the demon. He had beaten and killed Ra's al Ghul. He was now the new Demon head and the new leader of the League of Shadows. Behind him were the 8 members of his elite group, he figured he'd call them Akatsuki after Nagato's and his friend's original plan that got corrupted by Obito and Madera.
"All hail the new Demon head, Naruto Uzumaki!" Talia Al Ghul yelled to the entire league that was with them on the island.
Everyone in the main room, hundreds of people.
"All Hail Lord Uzumaki!"
"All Hail Lord Uzumaki!"
"All Hail Lord Uzumaki!"
Naruto folded his arms over his chest. The tides of fate were turning.
END
A few things, the 1 month that was not touched on will be touched on next chapter. The fight between Ra's al Ghul and Naruto will also be touched on next chapter. Another thing Lex Luthor will be Gray not evil, but still an ass to Superman and an ass in general.
Also, the talk that Naruto and the Queen had will be touched on next chapter, had intended on this chapter but this was long enough without it. Sorry.
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One more thing. The Wood Wraith is this but smaller 'Tezcatlipoca'
One more thing. I need a Villain that's Naruto's Anti-thesis. No one in DC can do it as far as I know. If you can think of one pm me. Any movie or game will be cool too.
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Omake 1
A mix up
"All hail Darth Raven, the true dark lord of the Sith!" An evil Bastila Shan yelled at the top of her lunges.
Naruto looked around. "Ah crap."
Back on Earth.
"All Hail Lord Uzumaki, the new Demon head." Talia yelled to the League of Shadows.
Raven looked around. "Ah crap."
Just then a portal opened up behind him. Naruto walked up. "You must be Darth Raven, right?"
"Yeah, you Lord Uzumaki?"
"Yeah, looks like we got switch, here, take this portal to your world."
"Alright." Darth Raven went into the portal to get home.
The Galaxy was soon conquered and ruled by the Sith and Naruto now fixed his world then the Universe. They soon meet up, fought, beat the hell out of each other, became great friends, came to a truce and peace rained thought-out the universe… forever. Each had like 100s of kids and grand kids.
Omake 2
King of the Amazons (small lime)
The Icha Icha version of the talk that Naruto and Hippolyta had.
"So… will you stay?" Hippolyta asked, while bouncing off Naruto cock.
"But of course… the next generations of the Amazon's have to be conceived." Naruto then forced Hippolyta on her hands and knees and started pounding her doggy style.
30 Years later
Naruto had impregnated every Amazon, of age 16 or older, on the island. The army of Amazons then took over the Earth and peace reigned forever.
Omake 3
GREATEST PRANK EVER Part 2.
Clark Kent took a sip of his tea. He had a strange package sitting on his door step today. Inside it was a tape, it said 'Play me.' So he put it in and watched it.
"Hello… Superman…" Clark's eyes widened. "If you are watching this you must likely already took a sip of the tea I made you. No I didn't spit in it, although temping, no you see that tea… is poisoned." Clark's eyes again widened as he spit the tea out. "It is too late to spit the tea out as the poison is already in your body. You have 24 hours to live now." The man on the tape said. The guy had his hood up and you can only see his eyes. "Now as you know I wouldn't have made this tape unless there was a cure. This is a cure. But in order to get it you must complete one social experiment I want you to participate in." Bruce already didn't like this. "In order to get the cure you must do one thing… you must get laid. It'll do you some good, and ironically the cure can be found in the female ejaculation. And no I am not kidding. Later Superman." The tape ended.
Clark was at first skeptical. He ran to Bruce so he could run some tests that took a few hours, but it confirmed that he was indeed poisoned. But he needed to… drink… a female orgasm… he made a call.
"Hello?"
"Lois."
"Clark?"
"Yea… I was wondering… you want to go out on a date… tonight."
"…"
"Lois?"
"THERE IS A GOD!"
(5 years later)
"And that's how your parents got together." Naruto said to a 4 year old Rachel Kent.
"Wow… so you played match maker?"
"Yep."
"Why uncle Naruto?"
"Well you see you father was, is, a stiff I'd figured if he and your mom got together then he'd lighten up." Naruto told young Helena.
"Oh~~~~… Wait, did you really poison daddy?"
"No… I just put some lemonade mix in his tea and mess with uncle Bruce's toys so it would think he was poisoned. He was fine and sure enough 9 months later you came into their lives.." Naruto smiled at the little girl.
"Oh~~~~… is that why mommy and daddy are at the hospital again getting me another baby brother or sister?" She asked innocently.
Naruto smiled. "Yep."
The phone rang, Naruto answered it.
"Naruto!" It was Clark and by the sound of it Lois was in labor. "I hate you so much right now!" Clark said as his hand was being crushed by Lois' female fury like grip.
"Is that Naruto! Give me the phone give it Clark." Naruto heard Lois yell. "Naruto I have one thing to say to you!... Thank you so much!" Today was the one of the happiest day of her life.