Me: Welcome everyone! Let's start with the truth and/or dares.
Me: this is from XxDoomyGrlxX!
*Lightbulb*...ZATRF. I JUST CAN'T STOP! x4
Dib: I KNEW IT! You DO like Sakura! I didn't really finish reading chapter 1 y'know...Nice singing by the way :3
Zim: I HAD A FEELING...(WOOOOHOOOOO), that you were going to 'cuff yourself to Tak! HERE'S YOUR COOKIE! *I think I went into song with the woohoo part O_O*
Gir: It pains me to do this...buuuut...*gives Gir a taco* NOW PRETEND IT IS A BOMB, SO SING "BLOW" BY KESHA.
Blow by Kesha...Dynamite by Taio Cruz... Firework by Kate Perry...Grenade by Bruno Mars...ARE THEY TERRORISTS OR SOMETHING?
Me and Dib: *blush*
Me: thanks
Zim: Is it water free?
Me: pretty sure
Zim: (noms it)
Gir: YAY! 'SPLODEY TACO!
Me: SING GIR!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Dance
Back door cracked
We don't need a key
We get in for free
No VIP sleaze
Drink that kool aid
Follow my lead
Now you're one of us
You're coming with me
It's time to kill the lights
And shut the DJ down
(This place about to)
Tonight were taking over
No one's gettin out!
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to
Now what (What)
We're taking control
We get what we want
We do what you don't
Dirt and glitter
Cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and We're bored
(Ha)
It's time to lose your mind
And let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names Cause we don't mess around
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to
(Blow)
Go, go, go, go insane
Go insane
Throw some glitter
Make it rain on him
Let me see them hands
Let me, let me see them hands
Go insane
Go insane
Throw some glitter
Make it rain on him
Let me see them hands
Let me, let me see them hands (C'mon)
We are taking, over (Blow)
Get used to it, (Blow)
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
blow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
This place about to
Me: This one's from YAOI Girly:
yay~! I'm not gunna kill you for the moment...
(I'm laughing to hard to attack you people this time... I'm also watching IVZIM "Germs" ep. so yeah.)
Me: Thank Goodness
Me: This one's from the amazing TimIsAFunSucker
Me: Helloooooo! ^^
GLaDOS: You sound dumb. Also you're fat, and adopted.
Me: GLaDOS? WTF WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?
Meghan: I just played Portal again and she followed me. Can I keep her?
Me: Hmmm...can you keep a homicidal robot...NO! Anyways, here's my dares:
Tak: sing "I Don't Really Like You" by Skye Sweetnam to Zim.
Tallest Red: Die. *throws water balloons at him* DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
Gir: *Huggles* I lurves you, so here's a spaghetti-taco-waffle! It's a taco with a waffle shell and with taco stuff AND spaghetti on the inside! ^^
Also, I want Gaz to sing "ET" by Katy Perry to Zim! I loves me some ZaGr, even if I sometimes like ZaTr...
*disappears in a puff of smoke*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tak: I'm gonna like this
I know what you're trying to do
Make me fall for you
Oh why
I want you to leave
And leave me alone
Everywhere I go,
You'll always be there,
Try to give you hints to leave
(But it's like it came of the other ear)
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
Why have you done this to me
(You know I'm busy)
Oh why
I've been nice so far
But I can't take it anymore
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothin' to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I dont really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You heard what I said
I said I don't really like you
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothin' to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
I said I don't really like you
TR: *explodes from water*
Me: 3, 2, 1.
TR: (appears on the other side of the room) Darn.
Gir: !
Gaz: whatever
You're so hypnotizing
could u be the devil, could you be an angel
your touch magnetizing
feels like going floating, leave my body glowing
They say be afraid
you're not like the others, futuristic lovers
different DNA, they don't understand u
You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
You're so supersonic
wanna feel your powers, numb me with your lasers
your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic
You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you i risk it all
all
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Zim: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Me: It's a song, dipstick!
Zim: Oh.
Me: Next, xNightSoulx
This is a great Truth or Dare fic. Uh, as for dares, everybody act as random as possible for the rest of the day. And . . . huh, out of ideas.
Me: (flips room upside down for rest of day) next is pokekinz0520
BIR:HIIII!
Becc:C'mon BIR hurry UUUUP!
BIR:SHHHH,IM DARIN PEOPLE!
Becca:Fine,but be quick...Adventure Time is on soon...
BIR:OOOHH,DAT REMIND ME!
Zim;sing the Adventure Time theme song!
Becca:Why?
BIR:CAUSE I LIKE THE THEME SOOONG!
Becca:*rolls eyes*
BIR:GIR;eat da cereal I made!IT'S CALLED UNICORN FLAKES!
Dib;DA LICH GUNNA EAT YOOOOU!RUN AWAAAY!
Becca:That's it!No more cartoons for you!
BIR:NOOOOOOOO-*explodes*
Becca:I hate it when she explodes...*BIR's giggles echo off the walls*
Zim: Don't know it, sorry.
Me: Me neither
Gir: YAY! AGAIN!
Dib: Huh?
Me: Ok, next is AngelOfPureLight and DarkLittleVasquezGirl,
Angel: Let the truth shine through! Dib, have you ever dated anyone? *wink*
Dark: *gags* ANGEL!
Angel: What? Tallests, how many Irkens have you killed? Tak, why do you have a Brittish accent? Zim, how come you can't defeat Zim?
Dark: Ignore the imbecile human girl, Zimmy. She's a foolish angel. Dares from the devil!
Angel: You're a devil?
Dark: Baka angel, you're just noticing that now? Anyway, Dib, since Angel is evidently desperate (and annoying), go on a date with her. GIR, stay in duty mode for the rest of the chapter. Zim, I'm Irken, so go on a date with ME. Tallests, DIE. MWAHAHAHA!
Angel: *to herself* Oh sure, "hang out with her, you'll be a good influence." Good influence my wing.
Dark: Whatever. Sayōnara, baka ningens!
Angel: DARK!
Dark: What?
Dib: 1. That's something for me to know and you to find out. And 2. If I have to.
Me: no kissing
Dib: (goes on date)
Tak: I first landed in England to study and well, got an accent
TP: None
Zim: Huh?
TP and TR: (try to die, but can't)
Zim: (goes on date)
10 minutes later
Me: Finally, you guys are back!
Dib and Zim: Not the best date.
Me: Next, Moontoy!
Moontoy: what's up?
Zira/Shadow: sigh
Moontoy: what?
Zira:How about me and shadow leave any u can stay cuz were tired
Moontoy: b-but I -I d-don't like being alone :(
Shadow: jez! Fine but hurry up
Moontoy: yay :3
Moontoy: ok well I have more a challenge than a dare :3 I dare each of you to dress in your complete opposites clothes :3 then do the Macarena :D
Zira/Shadow: sigh
Moontoy: k I'm done let's go him girls :3
(waves)
Me: let's do the Macarena first
Everyone: (does Macarena)
Me: let's make it better. Let's do swimsuits (snaps fingers)
Dib: (is wearing navy blue trunks)
Zim: (is wearing magenta trunks)
TR: (is wearing crimson trunks)
TP: (is wearing plum trunks)
Sparky: (is wearing gold trunks)
Me: (is wearing golden bikini)
Aurora: (is wearing rainbow bikini)
Gaz: (is wearing black bikini)
Tak: (is wearing blue bikini)
Me: Next, Inventor Of ZADRF
Jeeeeeez! I no u guys can't get over hating JB but that was just...weak. AND u could've looked in the end up on youtube ya no? Sorry im not meany, just saying. So here we go:
Zim: Eat waffles with Dib and Gir and..ummm..just get into a syrup fight
Tallests: do th cupid shuffle now! And u can't say u don't no it cuz I will teach you! *does cupid shuffle*
Gaz: go swim in some acid.
Tak: Wat up w/ th accent? Its from Earth and ur an Irken so...
Sakura: I dare you to NOT make you and Dib all lovey for the rest of the chapter. DO IT! Cuz if you do I got lady and the tramp size spaghetti ;l
Zim and Dib: Hum the Invader Zim theme song while eating cotton candy!
Truth;
Dib: Why does ur hair only grow on top of your head? Not that I don't like it. Its adorable ;D
Zim: *deep breath* ok last one. How come you haven't just killed Dib and get him out of your hair (or wig in your case) cuz u gots more techy stuff? And I want ZIM to answer, not Sakura please
Me: sorry. It's just that I don't like JB. And I don't trust YouTube
Zim: (eats waffles and gets in fight)
Me: (from bathroom) Aurora! Your Sir is in my toilet speaking Spanish!
TR and TP: (do shuffle and trip over each other's feet)
Gaz: (swims in acid and doesn't get burnt)
Tak: I already explained
Me: (slaps the back of Dib's head)
Dib: Ow! What was that for?
Zim and Dib: (hum the IZ song)
Dib: Sakura gave me Emo bangs last chapter. But I switched back to my glasses
Zim: I dunno
Me: I'm gonna wrap this up, so send us your reviews!