When the cab pulled up to the park there where ten different girl's young and old talking to the police. France knew this couldn't be good and so he pulled his friend's over into the bushes. They moved slowly down the back of the bushes and stopped leaning closer to hear the people.

"It was the worst! They just stripped and skinny dipped then and there!" the one woman with blond hair said. The police man nodded and the woman sighed. "Then the worst of it all I was trying to cover my daughter's eyes when the blond one walked up to me and wrapped his arm's around my waist! I am a very happy married woman. I stud up and elbowed him in the side but he moved to fast! I sweat he had a red rose covering his dick! It was harassment!" she stated. The trio moved farther down the path to the black-haired girl.

"I don't under stand?" the police man asked. The black-haired girl sighed and sat down on the bench.

"The Albino just went and told me I looked hot. I told him that I wasn't into his and he put his hand's in my shirt to grab my boob's." she hissed.

"And what did you do?" The officer asked.

"I told him to back off or I was going to shove my thumb in his eye. He told me that sounded sexy for a woman how looked weak and so I pulled out my pepper spry. It didn't work though it seemed to have not bothered him at all." the girl looked down to her feet and the three moved to the red-head that was holding a tinny baby boy.

"And what did he do?" the cop asked.

"Well he came up to me and started to tell me how cute my son was. He then started to rant on and on about his boyfriend back home in Italy. Lovi he called him. He seemed to love him a lot but that wasn't what was creepy. It's just he kept looking at my son as if he was thinking really hard about something. All I wanted to do was leave but then he had a break down and started crying. It was really creepy. I don't think he's metal stable." the girl said. France and Prussia looked back to Spain and he just smiled.

"Dude?" Prussia asked softly. Spain smiled a bit more and then a girl screamed.

"That's him!" she yelled. All three of their head's came up and the other two girl's screamed. They knew this was bad and took off down the dirt road. The police where chasing them and they all ran into the forest to get away. they couldn't spend the night in jail! As they ran France's phone went off and so he picked it up. As he ran and dogged tree branch's he talked to the person.

"Ello?" he asked out of breath.

"France! What the hell! Why is your face plastered over the top new's on TV!" England hissed. "I don't know where you are but I swear to god France if I find out you touched any one other them me I am kicking you out." England yelled.

"I am so very sorry Cher but can't we talk about this later. I am doing something." France stated.

"Oh doing something? Or someone? huh?" England snapped. France jumped over a log and then noticed a small cave running for it. He jumped over some rocks and hid behind the stone wall.

"I was running cher please. I'll call you here in a second. I love you." France hung up his phone and looked to Spain who was to his right. "This isn't good." he whispered. Spain nodded.

"Not at all." he stated. Prussia covered Spain's mouth and put his pointer finger to his own to shut the two up. They did and they could hear the cop's run past. They all sighed and slumped down in there spot's.

"Dude this suck's." Prussia sighed as he took a few deep breath's. France nodded.

"Well I'm going to get the shit beat out of me when we get back to the UN. Angleterre think's I'm cheating on him." France sighed.

"I want to go home." Spain cried. France patted his back and Prussia let his head fall back.

"We can't help it we have to find west." Prussia stated.

"Germany's a big boy I think he can find his way back to Italy." France said.

"Dude? I have his wallet." Prussia said as he pulled out the black wallet. The three looked at it and France laughed letting his head fall back against the wall.

"Look's like I won't be going home any time soon. Angleterre is going to be pissed." France smiled. Spain smiled.

"So will Roma." Spain said looking down at his hand's.

"I wonder if birdie noticed I haven't been around yet?" Prussia asked. All three sat there and just looked upset. Yeah they were fucked.

To Be Continued...

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