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You Left Me Alone-- Finale Rap!
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After getting Wufei out, Trowa headed back for some quiet in a shack in the woods with Quatre, hoping to be able to talk a bit. Quatre was hoping Trowa wouldn't start up with the Dom gear.
"So…" Trowa mused, although without thought, "… … …"
"… So…" Quatre also managed to sound like an idiot.
"…Yeah… Uh…" Trowa began twirling part of his bang, a nervous habit of his, making Quatre go cross-eyed.
"@_@;;" Quatre's eyes began to swirl.
"What's wrong?" Trowa asked. Did Quatre think he was going to twist…??? Aiyah!! He reached for Quatre, to tell him he wouldn't hurt him, but the blonde flinched and jumped from his grip and cowered in the corner, whimpering. Trowa's eyes softened slightly, "I'm not going to hurt you."
Quatre's lips moved, but the stoic pilot couldn't hear him. Quatre's eyes turned angry and blazed to him, "…so… Uso… Uso yo… Uso yo…! Uso yo!!" the Arabian repeated, leering forward. No more running. No more cowering. He took the HeavyArms pilot by surprise and threw him into the wall, Trowa falling back onto a mattress, covered in glitter which bounced up with the new weight.
"…Quatre…?" before Trowa finished, Quatre picked him up and threw him to the wall again, sobbing.
"You liar!!" the Sandrock pilot choked out, "Liar!!" throwing Trowa back to the bed and pinning his arms above him. Quatre was a lot stronger than he looked, but an inch from Trowa's face, which carried a pained expression. "…You… lie…" Quatre's voice became normal and he uttered the last word almost as if it were a question.
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Beautiful sounds whispered through the air and tingled from every touch of Duo's fingertips. Doing this came so… Naturally. His fingers dropped repeatedly in a beat and he smiled, braid twitching. He loved doing this. It made him feel good inside.
The piano didn't seem to mind, either.
"What are you doing?" Duo looked up over the top of the piano and smiled.
"Just playing. They had an organ at the Maxwell church, so piano is easy for me to play… This is an old song I found in a book called Beatles. Very old… A song about all the lonely people… Isn't it pretty?"
Duo's gaze returned to his hands.
"…Beautiful… Like you…"
"A compliment. You must be feeling pretty good, huh?"
"Hn…"
"Oh, in *that* mood? Weeeell, I think we can do something to correct that."
Duo smirked seductively and started pulling Heero's arm towards the bedroom when Wufei popped up.
"…Uh… Ano… Hey, Wufei… Where're ya going?"
Wufei sure looked shocked, like ghost popped up and started hitting on him.
"… … I did hear voices…"
Duo and Heero exchanged glances. Oh shit.
"Suuuure ya did…"
"No! I SWEAR!! I found a bug in my kleenex!!"
"A *BUG*?" Duo raised an eyebrow.
"Someone was spying on me…"
"Oh, that type of… SPYING!?!?"
Heero and Duo immediately pulled out two revolvers.
"Who was it?" Heero got a maniacal gleam in his eye, "I'll kill them… *evil cackle*"
Duo joined in on the evil laughter, making a chorus of demon harmony.
Those two were meant for each other-- no one else would be brave enough to try. Except Relena or Hilde. Of course, with Relena, it was just stupidity.
Wufei decided to explain before things got worse and the two started making out like before.
~~~FlashBack!~~~
Quatre: What do you think? Like my new curtains?
Duo: They're…
Heero: Pink…
*they both look at each other and sweatdrop*
Quatre: You bet! ^_^ Pink satin!
Duo: Ooh, satin…
Heero+Duo: Very nice.
*they look at each other and smile [well, Heero smirks slightly]*
Trowa: … **;;
Wufei: Weaklings! You're finishing each other's sentences now! What next?
*both shrug*
Duo: Heeeero…
Heero: Duo…
*both smile fiendishly and Heero knocks Duo over, French kissing him*
Wufei: *nosebleed* Get off him!!
Heero: No problem… :) I'd love to get him off!
*Heero laughs insanely*
Duo: Little hentai! :)
Quatre: …Oh my… You're both… *__*;;
Trowa: … Did he say…?
Quatre: EW!!!
*Wufei runs to his kleenex*
Duo: Hey Quatre! What does your uchuu no kokoro say about this?
*Duo and Heero open mouth kiss, lotsa tongue action*
Quatre: Eeeee!! *screams girlishly and hides his face in the blind safety of Trowa's neck, not realizing what he's doing* Make it STAAAAAAAA-AAAAAP!!!
Trowa: … *blushes*
Quatre: *goes cross-eyed* …What… is… that…?!
*Wufei comes back in*
*Trowa backs away abruptly from Quatre, blushing furiously*
Duo: Heh, heh, heh!
Quatre: What was that!?!?! What the Hell was that?!?!!?
*crickets chirp, everyone stares at Quatre, then at Trowa*
Quatre: …I mean… What in the name of Allah was
*that*?!Trowa: …Ano… *coughs*
Duo: Heheheheheh!
Heero: Having a hard time, boys? *smirks slightly*
Wufei: … Nataku!!! *runs out again*
~~~End FlashBack!!~~~
Wufei sweatdrops and stands in between them.
"He wants me to meet him… Alone… And I'm going ALONE…" Wufei shot the two a look.
And with that, the Chinese pilot left the hallway…
*slam!*
…And shut the door behind him.
Duo and Heero both looked at each other. Duo groaned.
"Alright, alright…" he muttered, "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Let's go."
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Wufei entered the dimly lit warehouse. His enemy was somewhere inside, waiting for him. He drew out his katana.
"Dragon… You're here," the familiar voice spoke.
"Show yourself, weakling! You are weak! Going so low as to bug a man's kleenex box!! And to lead him on, leaving his friends to think him mad!! Dishonor!!"
The voice's owner came up from behind and slid his arms around Wufei's waist kissing the back of his neck.
"P-p-pervert!!!!! HENTAI!!!" Wufei screeched and threw himself forward.
"You weakling! Trying to seduce the enemy and--!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!"
He turned around, blushing.
"Dragon, omae wa ore no mono da…" the voice's owner grabbed him again.
"KISAMA!!!!" Wufei screeched belligerently.
"Come now, dragon…"
"You BASTARD!!"
"…I don't think that came out right…"
"Who are you?" Wufei whirled around to face his attacker.
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Quatre fell to his knees and put a fist over his chest…
"Watashi… uchuu no kokoro… itamu…"
Trowa limped over to the wincing Quatre.
"…Quatre… There's something you should know…"
"…Nani…?" Quatre looked up with a pained expression.
"I've… been taking something a doctor… he said it could help my… anxiety…"
"What? What do you…?"
"… Ever since I've been taking them… I've had these odd mood swings… and I want to say…" Trowa paused, "I… Gomen nasai, Quatre… Ai shiteru… ano… yurushi… How can I…? …"
"I understand…" the blonde smiled weakly, "…And I forgive… But Trowa…"
"Yes?"
"… …Do you still have those handcuffs?"
"Hai. …Why?"
Quatre smiled an evil, sultry smile, "Give them to me…"
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"Hey… Who is that? Is that…???? Oh my GOD!!! It is him!"
"Why would he be interested in Wufei? It doesn't add up… I hate it when things don't add up. I'm going in to blow his freaking head off."
"…^^;;;"
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"It's you!!! KISAMA!! What are you doing here?!"
Treize smiled, "Dragon, I could ask you the same question."
"You invited me!"
"…Oh."
*Wufei facefaults*
"Omae o korosu."
"Dammit."
Treize glared at the gun-toting Heero. "Go away. Go screw Duo or something, I'm busy!"
And Heero fired… but missed.
"Heeeeeeeeeee--"
*thump*
"Ninmu kanryou."
"Hmm… Sounds like fun," Duo ran in just as Heero fired, "Wanna screw like monkeys?"
Heero considered for a moment, then grabbed Duo's braid, a can of whipped cream that mysteriously popped out of nowhere and left.
Then a rather funny-looking bear popped in and grabbed the noisy thing Heero shot, taking her soul to an endless pit of torture and yuri fanfics.
"So, dragon… What shall we do?"
"N-nani?! What are you talking about, Khushrenada?!"
Treize only smiled and pulled out a riding crop.
And Wufei's screams echoed through the night…
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Duo squirmed and kicked under Heero's expert hands. He was hyperventilating already. Heero refused to give up until Duo surrendered.
"No tickling!!! No--hahahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Mwa ha ha, I have you now!" the normally stoic pilot grinned wickedly.
"Not fair!!"
"Surrender, mortal!"
"I surrender!! Please stop!!!" Duo gasped. Heero lay on top of him, smiling one of his rare smiles--the kind that weren't that psychotic.
"BEG."
"The hell with--"
And Duo's screams echoed through the night…
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"Wow, that was fun…" Trowa looked up dazedly into the eyes of his 'innocent angel'. It turned out this angel might've been drugged while earning its wings. ^^;;
Quatre smiled down and nodded.
"…Quatre?"
Quatre rolled his eyes and whistled.
"Quatre, sexy master?"
"Yeeeeeees?"
"Are you going to unlock these now? …I really would like…"
"What gave you the idea we're done?"
And Trowa's screams echoed through the night…
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The next morning…
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"AAAAAAH!!!"
"Duo?" Heero looked at his screaming partner.
"Heero!! I've got sticky white shit on my hands!!"
Somewhere, a voice yelled, "I resent that remark."
And the can of whipped cream lay unnoticed under Duo's clothes, now sticky with white stuff.
And somewhere, a normally stoic pilot with shaggy hair muttered something about cool whip and gladwrap.
And somewhere, a young blonde was being fed jelly beans by a brown-haired boy. And the blonde leapt on him, screaming, "You're pissing my uchuu no kokoro off!!"
And in that same somewhere, the brown haired boy became confused and asked, "Where's my face???"
Still there, a voice replied, "I know what that was. You know what you are? A very naughty boy! *whiplash!* A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!! *whiplash!* Mwa ha ha ha!"
And somewhere, an annoyed Chinese boy was forced to wear a red satin dress while Treize played makeover.
"Dishonor!!!"
And somewhere, a certain girl with freaky ass brows was cheering, "Yes!! I'm in a yuri fic!!" while an annoying, girlish voice screeched in the background.
THE END!!
And Now….
You Left Me Alone-- Credits Roll……
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…And so ends a Mini Masterpiece! [A term coined by Ana ^_^]
WHOO-HOO!! My first totally FINISHED series! ^_^ Ureshii! ^_^ Happy Me!!
*victory dance*
Well, I told you all it would come out right in the end! Many thought this had no need for a hentai scene, so 'POOF!' . All gone. ^_^;;
Ooh, happy endings!
Ah yes!
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Standard Disclaimer: Noo Noo. You get the message. Stop harping on me or I'll let Quatre's uchuu no kokoro get 'pissy' again! ^_-!!
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Uso yo--It's a lie
omae wa ore no mono da-- You belong to me
"Watashi… uchuu no kokoro… itamu…"-- Quatre's "Space Heart" hurts. Basically, his way of conveying an aching heart.
"Gomen nasai, Quatre… Ai shiteru… ano… yurushi…"-- "I'm so sorry, Quatre… I love you… uh… [he starts to ask Quatre's forgiveness. ^_^ How CUTE!]
And just in case…
Nani!?-- WHAT?!
Ninmu ryoukai-- Mission accepted [acknowledged]
Ninmu kanryou-- Mission accomplished [complete]
Omae o korosu-- [I'd hope you'd at least know this one. ^^;] I'll kill you
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Also, the song Duo was playing is Eleanor Rigby, by the Beatles. ^_^ I very pretty song. A song which I just learned to play on the piano! ^__^!!!
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Don't worry about Wufei and his kleenex shock. I think he's recovered…
Wufei: Miserable onna! Have you not better things to do than to mock me!? DISHONOR!! I chaaallenge yooooooou--
**WhacK!!!**
Wufei go bye-bye. ^^;;;;;!! WAAAAAAAAARG!!
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Credits!
Prereaders/Betas!
Ariana…
Dana…
Jade…
Katie…
Steph…
and Zelda!
Thanks!! [I believe I have everyone… ^^;;]
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Duo: So, what do we do now?
Quatre: *looks up from playing Master and Servant with Trowa* What's wrong with doing this?
Heero: Ninmu… kanryou.
All: ^^;;;;;;;!!!
Bowser: WAAAAAAARG!!!
Trowa: Yeah. Fic's over. What's next up?
Zechs: Treize and I threesome with 05.
All: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;!!!!!!
Bowser: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!
Mini: Hey! You're not in this fic!
Zechs: No? … ;_;
*Mini sends him to FF7 to see Sephy*
Duo: What'd you do that for?
Mini: He'll be happier there. ^_^ Be freeeeee, Millieeeeeee!!!
All: ^^;;;;;;!!
Bowser: Waaaarg!
Trowa: What's the next fic?
Mini: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary… Duo becomes a vampire and we get sweet 2x1 fun. ^_^
Duo: …I don't want it!! Well, the vampire part!
Mini: But vampires are soooo cool!
Duo: …Do I get a cool cape and change into a bat?
Mini: The cape, yeah. I dunno about the bat though…
Heero: …Do I get to be a vampire?
Mini: Eventually.
Heero: Kewl. :)
All: *gawk* …
Bowser: Waaarg!
Quatre: ^^;; *pets Bowser*
Mini: No!! BAD IDEA!!
Bowser: WAAAAARG!! *toasts Quatre with fireball*
Mini: EEP! Quatre's a crispy critter!!
Quatre: *big 'O' eyes with dots in center* … *cough* Waaarg…
Mini: …Uh… In that case, ja ne, minna-chan!! ^^;;;!!
Bowser: WARG!!
~~OWARI!!~~