YOOO OKAY I'LL SHUT UP, HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPPY :3
DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWNNNN

I didn't have much time to edit ^^

Blood, blood, everywhere.

'That guy has a...sister complex.'

"Gray? A sister complex?"

Lyon nodded. "Yep. Now, can we have our date?"

"Oh goodness, Mavis!" Juvia exclaimed, ignoring his question. She has done something.

"What is it, Juvia?" he asked.

She looked at him with worried eyes.

"I think the person I told Gray's address to was his sister!"

He raised an eyebrow. "You sure?" Juvia nodded.

"What does she look like?"

Juvia started to recall the coat, and the raven hair, "She had a chainsaw with her."

Lyon mouth dropped, but he quickly recovered. "Yep, that's her alright."

Lucy was in a bikini, her white one with the pink hibiscus.
She looked over her shoulder and saw Juvia and Lyon. Juvia seemed worried. And as a fellow nakama, Lucy walked over.

"Is there something wrong, Juvia?"

"Lucy! Thank goodness you're here!" Juvia smiled and grabbed her hands.

"Come, we must hurry. Gray is in trouble!" Juvia pulled Lucy away, leaving Lyon all alone there to sob.

"But Juvia! What about our...date..' he called, but he was obviously ignored.

"Juvia? What do you mean, Gray's in trouble?" Lucy asked as Juvia pulled her out of the waterpark. They were running towards the direction of Gray's house. In their bikinis...

"I'll explain on the way!"

"B-but we're still in our swimwear?"

"There's no time!"

"B-but-"

Gray was there. He was strapped to a chair, embarrassed to the wits.
Ultear was there, she was in front of him. She held a manuscript. Gray's erotic manuscript.

" 'Ah!' Paul cried. He could feel himself %# $6*. He inserts his $%& into her # %!. She was screaming his name. Moaning it. She grabbed his #%! and proceeds to $#^ ^&. She felt-" she read, a smug look on her face. But she was cut off by Gray's screaming.

"Okay! I surrender!" Gray cried. He couldn't take it anymore. If this goes on, this fanfiction would have to become a M-rated one.

Ultear smirked, placing the manuscript down.
She walked closer to him, wanting to ask him a question. But Gray still had his eyes closed, his face completely red.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" someone shouted, kicking the door open. Two girls, a blondie and a blunette, both in bikinis were at the door.

Ultear sweat-dropped.
"Err, it wasn't locked you know..."

"Oh no! We were too late!" Juvia cried. She ran over to Gray, slapping him.

"No, Gray! Don't die!" she sobbed. But of course, Gray was still in his little imaginary box of anti-embarressment which stops anything from getting through, even pain. He was absolutely red, he couldn't believe his sister read his erotic manuscript!

Lucy wanted to run to Gray too, but she slipped. She rubbed the sore spot and looked for that little piece of crap so she could kill it. It was a manuscript.

A manuscript? she thought. She picked it up and read it.

Few minutes later, her entire face was red. And not long after, she was on the floor, a little fountain of blood spurting from her nose.

Juvia looked over at Lucy, then at Gray.

"Oh no! The both of them are dead!" she cried. She stared at the raven-haired girl, who was sipping on tea.

"It was because of you!" Juvia accused.

Ultear raised an eyebrow. "M-me?"

"Yes!"

"You've got it wrong, sweetie!" Ultear tried to reason with her.

"This is for Gray and Lucy."

"H-hey, it's no need for-" she stammered.

"Water Nebula!"

And the water from the lake in front of Gray's house came crashing in.

"Ah...so you weren't trying to kill Gray?" Lucy asked as soon as things got better. Juvia was ashamed of herself and is sobbing on the roof. Gray was still in his box, but still quite alright if you don't count the red marks on his cheeks.

Ultear sighed, a cold towel wrapped around her head.
"It was that idiot's birthday. But he wouldn't let me know his address, or which country he lived in, or which guild he goes to." she took a moment to look at his idiotic brother. "He just never liked parties, or surprises. Good Mavis, he wouldn't even let me give him a present!"

"And..the chainsaw?"

"Oh." she looked at the bloody weapon, and wiped it clean. "I just always had this weird hobby of collecting scary weapons."

Lucy nodded, that explains it all.
From the window, a blunette climbs in.

"Ultear-san? I am extremely sorry!" Juvia bowed at her.

Ultear smiled.

"It's alright, Juvia-san."
She tells Juvia to raise her head. Juvia smiled, and thanked her.

Then, Gray gets out of his imaginary box. Great timing, goddammit.

"Wha-what's going on-"

Gray passes out again, a fountain of blood spurting from his nose. I guess two girls in bikinis and his sister with her clothes torn in the most unappropriate parts much have been too much for him.

Okay ~ So, I guess that's about it!
Sorry if it was bad, it felt pretty bad to me. I was rushing ^^

I'm going to Hong Kong, people! In a few hours xD

Have a sweet blood-dripping-out-off-your-noses-from-the-lemonness/yaoiness/yuriness-free day!

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