Lincoln opened up his locker to get something but somebody pantsed him.

Lincoln: [to someone off-screen] "Really?"

The kids began to laugh at and take photos of his expense. After class; Lincoln got out of his desk, but the same kid tied his shoelaces together and he trips.

Lincoln: [sarcastically] "Oh, real original!"

The kids laugh again. Lincoln sat down in his desk but a fart noise comes out of a whoopie cushion.

Lincoln: [sarcastically] "That's real mature!"

The kids laugh once more. The bell rang and he checked his locker only for a pile of garbage to fall onto him; the kids began do what they did before again.

Lincoln: [opens up a door from the trash; not taking it anymore] "All right! That's it!"

Lincoln, Riley and Clyde were walking home from school.

Clyde: "So, you really confronted that bully?"

Lincoln: "That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're gonna settle this."

Riley: Doesn't he know where you live?

Lincoln shrugged.

Clyde: [worried for his friend] "Whoa! You're gonna fight?!"

Lincoln: "I'm not an animal, Clyde. I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech...as soon as I write it."

Clyde: [noticing something] "Looks like that bully left you a note of their own."

Lincoln: "Huh?" [sees a sticky note on his head, pulls it off, and reads it] "Lame-O."

Riley: Is that gum in your hair, Lincoln?

Clyde: [sniffs the gum] "Ooh! Watermelon lime!"

Lincoln: "Better not let my sisters see this, 'cause then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do."

Clyde: "I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman." [looks lovesick]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde. He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters."

(Flashback to what looks like Lincoln being sick; Lori puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks his temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandaged him up real tight; Lincoln muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe)

Lincoln: "Phew."

Leni: [carrying a bowl of piping hot soup] "Here comes the airplane!" [spills it all over Lincoln's crotch] "Oopsie."

Lincoln: [agonized] "AAAHHH! IT BURNS!" [as Leni walks off screen embarrassed.]

[Luna and Luan bandage up his crotch; end flashback]

Lincoln: [holding up a finger with a bandage wrapped around it] "And that was just a paper cut!"

Riley: Wow! Your sisters definitely know how to meddle.

Clyde: "Well, then, you'd better get that gum out. You wanna look intimidating for that bully."

Lincoln: "I was born intimidating." [tries to pull it out, but it's too grody to touch for him] "Ew, ew! Gross!"

Clyde: "You know, peanut butter will get that gum out."

Lincoln: "Should I use chunky or smooth?"

Riley: You should probably use-

Clyde: "Well, if you use chunky, you're gonna have to use smooth to get the chunks out."

Lincoln: "Good point. Thanks, pal."

Riley shrugged.

Lincoln and Riley went into their house and looks around to see if any of his sisters were lurking; the coast was clear and he walked in and put his backpack on the floor; just then, a news broadcast weather board appeared next to him with his face in the sun.

Lincoln: "The National Weather Service reports clear skies with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters. But we advise keeping your umbrella handy."

Riley: Um, okay. I'll be upstairs reading.

Riley ran upstairs and to her and Lincoln's room. Lily was playing with some of her toys and noticed Lincoln coming in.

Lincoln: "Shh..." [steps on a squeaky toy and lifts his foot up with some squeaking aftershocks from said toy]

Lily: "Shh..."

Lincoln: "Shh..." [sneaks off]

Lori: [from the other room] "Hold it right there!"

Lincoln thought Lori had spotted him, but she was really talking to a friend of hers on her phone.

Lori: "He wore cargo shorts on your date? That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard."

Lincoln: "Phew." [sneaks into the kitchen and gets to the fridge and looks for the peanut butter] "Peanut butter, peanut butter...where's the peanut butter?"

Luna walked into the kitchen. Lincoln hid his gum by sticking it in the fridge.

Luna: "Hey, bro."

Lincoln: "Oh, hey, Luna. What's the haps?"

Luna: [seeing Lincoln's position] "Rad way to chill out, bro."

Lincoln: "Right. Totally rad."

Luna: "Hey, hook me up with some pudding."

Lincoln: [feels around for a pudding cup and touches a piece of broccoli] "GROSS!" [shakes the broccoli texture off his hand, finds a pudding cup and hands it to Luna]

Luna: "Thanks. Stay cool." [leaves]

Lincoln found the peanut butter.

Lincoln: "Peanut butter!" [opens the jar and discovers that it's empty; frustrated] "Ah! Why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?!" [puts it back in despite what he just ranted about] "I need a Plan B."

Lori: [still on the phone] "Socks and sandals? Cut it out!"

Lincoln: ""Cut it out." That's it!" [sneaks past Lori]

Lori: "Now that is literally the worst thing I have ever heard."

Lincoln got his scissors from the

Lincoln: "Hey, Luan."

Luan: "Hey, Lincoln. What do you think of this joke? "If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!""

Lincoln: [puzzled] "I don't get it."

Luan: "Oh. Well, that's just the punchline. I still gotta think of the setup." [walks away]

Lincoln walks to his room but is interrupted by his mother, Rita.

Rita: [off-screen] "Lincoln, honey! I need you to take out the trash!"

Lincoln: "Okay, Mom! Five minutes!"

Rita: "Not five minutes! Now!"

Lincoln: "I will! Just give me three minutes!"

Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln, listen to your mother!"

Lincoln groaned, snuck around to avoid his sisters, and took the trash out. Leni was coming and he put the trash lid on the gum to hide it.

Leni: "Hey, Lincoln. Is my desk lamp in there? I can't find it anywhere."

Lincoln: "Nope. Have you tried looking on your desk?"

Leni: "So smart!" [sees the lid on Lincoln's head] "What's up with that hat?"

Lincoln: "Oh, this?" [striking a few poses] "These are all the rage right now. I'm surprised you didn't know."

Leni: [inspired] "Hmm..."

Lincoln made it to his room.

Lincoln: "Phew." [gets ready to open the door, but Lisa catches him]

Lisa: "Greetings, human. There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area."

Lincoln: "A what in my who now?"

Lisa: "You've got gum in your hair."

Lincoln: "Oh, yes. I'm sure it's just-"

Lisa: "I assume that being of average intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself. Therefore, I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you."

Lincoln: [begging his genius sister] "Lisa, please! You can't tell! I don't want everyone getting involved."

Lisa: "Don't worry. I do not have enough room in my brain for this kind of tomfoolery." [walks away]

Lincoln: "Phew." [enters his room]

Lincoln walks into his room to snip the gum off his hair.

Riley: Hey, Lincoln.

The door then slams open.

Lynn: "You're being picked on."

Lincoln: [irritated] "Lisa, I thought you weren't going to say anything."

Lisa: "No. What I said was I did not have room in my brain for your secret. Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, whose brain apparently has ample room."

Lynn: "Thanks." [beat] "Hey!"

Luna: "So, you are being picked on."

Lincoln: [nervous] "Of course not!"

Luan: [points to the gum] "Then what's that?"

Lincoln: "That's just my gum." [chews it trying to cover it up but obviously disgusted by it] "Mmm...watermelon lime. AND HAIR!"

Lincoln coughed it out. The sisters then started complaining to help him.

Lincoln: [begging them] "Guys! Guys! Please stay out of this! You'll only make it worse!"

Lori: "If by worse you mean better, I agree."

Lola: "You should go straight to the school principal!"

Lori: "Forget that. You should literally text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends."

Luan: "I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave him in tears!"

Lynn: [flips at Lincoln] "HOO-WAH!" [kicks him] "Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take him down."

Riley: Guys! He's not gonna fight!

Lincoln groaned and gave us an update on the weather of his life with storm clouds coming in over his face.

Lincoln: "Well, folks, the National Weather Service has just released a Category 1 Sisternado Watch. We advise boarding up your windows and preparing your emergency supplies."

Lynn then grabs him.

Lynn: "That's the camel clutch. Another good option for ya." [gets off him]

Lincoln: "Look, I don't need any-"

Luan: "We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. Like, "You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car." That kind of thing."

Lola: "Ooh I know! I'll invite him to a tea party and make him use the chipped cup!" [has a sinister smile with a sinister sting to accompany it] "I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me."

He then saw Lynn doing a strange pose.

Lincoln: "What are you doing?"

Lynn: [pulls Lincoln's shirt over his face] "SURPRISE MIME ATTACK! I invented that one myself."

Lincoln: [pulls his shirt back down] "Lynn, I'm not going to fight. I-"

Lynn: "Ugh! Fine! I'll take care of this myself." [walks off]

Luna: "You should do this!" [slams a pair of cymbals right in Lincoln's ears] "His ears'll be ringing for days!"

Luan: "Ugly jokes are always good, too. Like, "You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!""

Lincoln: [his ears still ringing] "WHAT?!"

Lynn returned with a random boy.

Lynn: "Look! I found him!"

The girls surrounded him looking angry.

Lori: "How dare you bully our brother! Only we get to do that."

Lana: [spits the gum right into Lincoln's hand] "Smoosh your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln!" [sees Lincoln is too hesitant to do it] "Fine. I'll do it."

Lincoln: "Wait! Stop! This guy isn't my enemy! Although, thanks to you, he probably will be now."

The boy growled.

Lynn: "Oh." [kicks the boy out] "Why are you still here?"

Lana: "I can't believe I almost wasted perfectly good gum on him." [takes gum back and chews it]

Lynn: "I'll go get another boy." [proceeds to do so]

Lincoln: "No! Lynn, stop! IT'S NOT EVEN A BOY!"

Lynn stopped surprised.

Riley: What?!

Leni: "Is it a dog?"

Lincoln: [sighs] "It's a girl..."

The girls were flabbergasted and gasped to hear the news, but then, all of them except Lisa and Riley started squealing with delight.

Lincoln: [perplexed] "What?"

All the girls except Lisa and Riley gave him a big group hug and suffocated him.

Lisa: "Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but..." [squeals just as delighted as they did and joins the hug]

Luna: "Lincoln! Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?"

Lola: "She sounds so pretty."

Lincoln: [suffocating] "What is happening?"

They all released him.

Lori: "When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you~."

The girls except Riley all squealed again and Lincoln was just dumbfounded at this explanation.

Lincoln: [Disbelieving] "That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"

The girls swooned over such a flirty prank.

Leni: "So romantic..."

Lori: "That's a classic."

Lincoln: "You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"

Lori: "You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."

Lincoln: [scared] "WHAT?!"

Leni: "I think he needs to kiss her."

Lily made kissy faces in agreement.

Riley: HE IS NOT!

Lincoln: [petrified] "WHAT?!"

Sisters: "KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!"

At that moment, as the girls continued chanting Lincoln to kiss his bully, they all started forming miniature tornadoes around them and merged together to create the Sisternado; a weather warning popped up with the tornados taking over Lincoln's space.

Lincoln: "This just in from the National Weather Service! The Sisternado watch has been upgraded to a Sisternado warning. TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY!"

Sisternado: "KISS HER! KISS HER!" [traps Lincoln inside] "KISS HER! KISS HER!"

Lincoln and Riley escaped and ran into the bathroom to seek shelter and picks up his radio.

Lincoln: "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Clyde, do you copy?"

Clyde: "Roger. I mean, this is Clyde, not Roger. But yeah. Roger, it's Clyde."

Lincoln: [panicking] "My sisters have lost their minds! They think the bully likes me! They want me to kiss her!"

Clyde: "I don't know. Maybe they're right, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "My sisters are never right! All they do is meddle."

Clyde: "They're girls, Lincoln. They know more about these things than we do. It's a scientific fact."

Riley: I'm a girl and I'm not really part of this situation.

Lincoln: "Yeah, but there's no way that-" [suddenly starts considering the possibility] "Wow. Me? You really think she might like me? How would I know?"

Clyde: "There's only one way to find out."

Lincoln and Riley walked up to confront the Sisternado.

Sisternado: "KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!"

Lincoln: "Hold it!"

The Sisternado stopped and the girls turned back to normal.

Lincoln: "So am I going to kiss this girl or what?" [smirks]

They all started squealing except Lisa.

Lisa: "Again..." [squeals again]

It was 3:30 and time for Lincoln to go confront the bully.

Lincoln: "It's 3:30. Lola, lip balm." [Lola applies it] "Lana, breath mint." [Lana puts it in his mouth] "Let's do this." [heads on out to meet the girl of his dreams]

Lynn: "Go get her, Romeo."

Lori: "You so got this, little bro."

Lola: "Aw, our little Lincoln."

Lana: "All grown up."

Riley: Good luck, Linc!

Leni: [wearing the trash lid on her head having believed Lincoln's lie] "All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are all the rage right now."

Lincoln goes out and kisses her.

Sisters and Riley: [sweetly] "Aww..."

The bully, however, responded by punching Lincoln in the face.

Sisters and Riley: [concerned] "Ooh!"

Lincoln stepped back inside with a black eye and now incredibly furious at his sisters.

Luna: "Sorry, buddy. Our bad."

Luan: "Well, at least, you gave it a shot."

Lynn: "I'll get some ice for that shiner."

Lisa: "X-ray machine, stat."

Lori: "I'm really sorry, Lincoln."

Riley: Are you okay, Lincoln?

The girls all tried to apologize to Lincoln for their meddling, which he is through hearing.

Lincoln: [infuriated] "QUIET! Every time you guys butt into my life, you make things worse! Well, guess what? Never again! NO! MORE! MEDDLING!" [walks to his room and slams the door in rage as his sisters stand there feeling guilty]

Riley and Lincoln walked into their room.

Riley: That looked painful, Linc.

Lincoln: It was! I knew it all along. I should never have listened to them. My sisters are always wrong."

Someone whistled to get Lincoln's attention.

Lincoln: "Huh?" [looks out his window on one end as a rock comes flying in through the other end and sees there's a note attached to it and reads it]

Lincoln: "Sorry, Lame-O. Here's my number. Text me?" [confused; smiles and looks out the window and gets a steak thrown at his eye; notices it has a note too and reads it] "For your eye. XOXO, Ronnie Anne." [smiles hopefully, places steak over his shiner and turns to the viewers] "Okay, maybe just this one time my sisters were right. But don't tell them that!"

Riley: Don't think about it. They're gonna meddle.

Lincoln turned at her and smiled.