Time for another exciting episode of "Happy Tree Friends with hats". This time around, Flippy is trying to surprise Cuddles on his birthday. Be prepared for randomness. On with the story!
Flippy was standing in the middle of the living room, going through a large cardboard box. "Ok", said Flippy, "I've got all the decorations ready, the candle is on it's way, supper will be ready soon, all systems go".
Cuddles walked in and said, "Flippy, you've tracked mud allover the carpet!".
Flippy looked horrified at the mess he had made. He had indeed tracked mud allover the carpet. 'No, no, no!', he thought, 'Today's a special day. I can't have this. I know! I'll play it off'. and he said, "Wow, that right there is a mess".
"I just had it cleaned yesterday, Flippy", said Cuddles.
"I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on my guitar all morning", said Flippy.
"They're clearly your boot tracks, Flippy", said Cuddles.
"Then, there is an imposter on the loose", said Flippy.
"They lead directly to you", said Cuddles.
"Clue number one: The imposter is a phantom", said Flippy.
"Flippy, stop avoid...", said Cuddles.
The house suddenly collapsed. When they crawled out of the rubble, they saw a huge nuclear explosion in the distance.
"!", yelled Cuddles.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", said Flippy.
"It's not... Please tell me you had nothing to do with this", said Cuddles.
"Why don't you blow out your candle?", asked Flippy.
"You've gone too far this time, Flippy!", said Cuddles.
"What? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city", said Flippy.
"How did you even do this?", asked Cuddles.
"A dash of fairy dust", said Flippy.
"Flippy", said Cuddles.
"I ripped a tag off a mattress", said Flippy.
"This isn't funny, Flippy", said Cuddles.
"Who's laughing?", asked Flippy, "Clearly not all the people who just got roasted".
"I'm leaving. I've had enough of this", said Cuddles.
"But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on, now", said Flippy.
"What? Why?", asked Cuddles.
"Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together", said Flippy.
"That's not friendship, Flippy, that's sick", said Cuddles.
"Well, then you're probably not gonna like your birthday decorations", said Flippy.
"It's not even my... Oh, my God", said Cuddles.
The box, which was somehow not squashed by the falling house, began to spew ballons with severed faces tied to the end of the strings.
"SURPRISE", said Flippy.
"Ohh, ohh no, eww", said Cuddles.
"I'm sorry, I thought you liked faces", said Flippy, "Appearently, there was miscommunication".
"This is awful, Flippy", said Cuddles.
"You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head", said Flippy.
"I think I'm gonna pu... Oh God, one touched me!", said Cuddles.
"This was clearly the wrong way to go", said Flippy.
"Ya think?", said Cuddles.
"What can I say?", said Flippy, "I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross".
"That isn't the problem, Flippy", said Cuddles, "Why would you think any of this was a good idea?".
Flippy sighed and said, "Probably because I'm a dangerous psychopath with a long history of meaningless violence".
"Oh", said Cuddles.
"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that", said Flippy.
"Ya know what?", said Cuddles, "I don't care anymore. I'm Horny. Let's have weird gay sex".
"I have a feeling it won't be described until tomorrow, but who cares", said Flippy. And they started making out.
All of the other HTFs, now faceless, crawled out of the the rubble and several yelled, "SUR... MY EYES!
Toothy and Splendid smiled in admiration as they held each other.
Disco Bear started making out with his right hand.
Handy saw what Disco Bear was doing and growled right before Petunia planted her lips to his.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Don't worry, I will describe the sex scene better in the next episode. Bye.