Disclaimer: We, of Eddie and Alex, do not own any of the games, movies, television shows, or books/comics that will be used in the making of this fanfiction.
Castle Oblivion: Zexion's Room
Zexion: And if I put this lock of Xigbar's hair here…*sews up his puppet-doll-thing*
Demyx: Is that…a voodoo doll?
Zexion: AHH! What are you doing in my room?!
Demyx: Well, everyone but you, me, and Vexen went on the mission…and Vexen scares me.
Zexion: That still doesn't explain why you are here!
Demyx: I got bored?
Zexion: OUT!
Demyx: *wibble*
Alex's House: Kitchen
Xigbar: Hand over the members of our Organization.
Xemnas: *coming in from the garage* Hey, that was my line!
Xigbar: As if. Now, where are Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas?
Alex: Well…Marluxia is somewhere in a coma…
Xemnas: What did you do to him!?
Alex: Hey, it wasn't me…he insulted Larxene…somehow? Look, I didn't do anything. They just showed up, okay!
Xemnas: You left a note saying that you had kidnapped them!
Alex: I couldn't get past the first floor. You guys took away my memory of why I was there in the first place!
Eddie: *coming from upstairs* Hey, it's the rest of you guys…but, where's Demyx. My plan is ruined.
Alex: You! You did this! You're the reason I lost my manga collection to Luxord?!
Eddie: You're the one who bet it in a game of Go Fish, idiot.
Xemnas: *cough* Um, about our members? Where are they?
Eddie: I will tell you if you bring Demyx here.
Alex's House: Garage
Xaldin: So, what do you think the shouting is about?
Lexeaus: *shrug*
Xaldin: You don't talk like ever…
Lexeaus: *nod*
Axel: Will you two shut up? I'm trying to locate Roxas through our psychic bond!
Xaldin, Lexeaus, Saïx: *stare*
Axel: I sense…that he's reading…fanfiction.
Saïx: Not the evil thing!
Axel: He has joined the dark side.
Xaldin: I thought we were the dark side.
Axel: No, the fangirls are. They have cookies.
Alex's House: Alex's Room
Roxas: Aww man, my favorite fanfiction hasn't updated.
Larxene: Why do you read this? And who is Harry Potter?
Roxas: Well, it all started a long time ago, in a restaurant in England…
Larxene: You know what, never mind. I just want to know one thing. Why does this say everyone in the Ogranization is…gay?
Roxas: Well, you said that men without heats are boring…so the fangirls assumed that since none of the guys get you, they turned to each other?
Larxene: Why not Naminé?
Roxas: She's like 14!
Larxene: good point…
Alex's House: Eddie's Room
Marluxia: Ow, my head. Where am I? Where are my precious flowers?
Luxord: Welcome to the word of kidnapping, sleeping pinky.
Marluxia: AHHHH! *summons scythe on instinct*
Luxord: Whoa, wait just a second. I'm on your side, remember?
Marluxia: Oh yeah. Where are we again?
Luxord: Well, I can only assume an otaku's room? Who keeps this many posters of Demyx? And Zexion? Where's my poster?
Marluxia: *upon finding the DDR* What's this mat-thing? *turns on PS2* And this super peppy music?
Eddie: *out of nowhere* You dare touch my Demyx plushie! *snatches it back from Luxord*
Luxord: Seriously, where's my poster?
Alex's House: Garage
Axel: So, here's the plan. Lexeaus, you throw me up to the second story window. Xaldin can regulate my trajectory with his wind powers, and I'll rescue Roxas.
Xaldin: How does this help the rest of them?
Axel: Do you really want Larxene back?
Saïx: Well, she does keep all of the electronics working, and we never have to pay the electric company…
Axel: And Marluxia?
Xaldin: He has a point. But Luxord still owes my munny from that last game of rock, paper, scissors. We have to grab him too.
Axel: Okay, maybe Roxas can tell me where they are.
Xaldin: *facepalm* You know, he doesn't really care about you, right? He doesn't have emotions…
Axel: But…but…the trips to the beach? Sea salt ice cream with Xion? It meant nothing?
Xaldin: Probably.
Axel: *wails like beaten puppy*
Alex's House: Alex's room
Roxas: I sense that you are only kept around to be our Miss Fix-it. And that Axel is being an idiot.
Larxene: Whatever. Will you just scroll down already? You read slow.
(And thus, Roxas converted another poor soul to Fanfiction)
