Disclaimer: We, of Eddie and Alex, do not own any of the games, movies, television shows, or books/comics that will be used in the making of this fanfiction.

Castle Oblivion: Zexion's Room

Zexion: And if I put this lock of Xigbar's hair here…*sews up his puppet-doll-thing*

Demyx: Is that…a voodoo doll?

Zexion: AHH! What are you doing in my room?!

Demyx: Well, everyone but you, me, and Vexen went on the mission…and Vexen scares me.

Zexion: That still doesn't explain why you are here!

Demyx: I got bored?

Zexion: OUT!

Demyx: *wibble*

Alex's House: Kitchen

Xigbar: Hand over the members of our Organization.

Xemnas: *coming in from the garage* Hey, that was my line!

Xigbar: As if. Now, where are Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas?

Alex: Well…Marluxia is somewhere in a coma…

Xemnas: What did you do to him!?

Alex: Hey, it wasn't me…he insulted Larxene…somehow? Look, I didn't do anything. They just showed up, okay!

Xemnas: You left a note saying that you had kidnapped them!

Alex: I couldn't get past the first floor. You guys took away my memory of why I was there in the first place!

Eddie: *coming from upstairs* Hey, it's the rest of you guys…but, where's Demyx. My plan is ruined.

Alex: You! You did this! You're the reason I lost my manga collection to Luxord?!

Eddie: You're the one who bet it in a game of Go Fish, idiot.

Xemnas: *cough* Um, about our members? Where are they?

Eddie: I will tell you if you bring Demyx here.

Alex's House: Garage

Xaldin: So, what do you think the shouting is about?

Lexeaus: *shrug*

Xaldin: You don't talk like ever…

Lexeaus: *nod*

Axel: Will you two shut up? I'm trying to locate Roxas through our psychic bond!

Xaldin, Lexeaus, Saïx: *stare*

Axel: I sense…that he's reading…fanfiction.

Saïx: Not the evil thing!

Axel: He has joined the dark side.

Xaldin: I thought we were the dark side.

Axel: No, the fangirls are. They have cookies.

Alex's House: Alex's Room

Roxas: Aww man, my favorite fanfiction hasn't updated.

Larxene: Why do you read this? And who is Harry Potter?

Roxas: Well, it all started a long time ago, in a restaurant in England…

Larxene: You know what, never mind. I just want to know one thing. Why does this say everyone in the Ogranization is…gay?

Roxas: Well, you said that men without heats are boring…so the fangirls assumed that since none of the guys get you, they turned to each other?

Larxene: Why not Naminé?

Roxas: She's like 14!

Larxene: good point…

Alex's House: Eddie's Room

Marluxia: Ow, my head. Where am I? Where are my precious flowers?

Luxord: Welcome to the word of kidnapping, sleeping pinky.

Marluxia: AHHHH! *summons scythe on instinct*

Luxord: Whoa, wait just a second. I'm on your side, remember?

Marluxia: Oh yeah. Where are we again?

Luxord: Well, I can only assume an otaku's room? Who keeps this many posters of Demyx? And Zexion? Where's my poster?

Marluxia: *upon finding the DDR* What's this mat-thing? *turns on PS2* And this super peppy music?

Eddie: *out of nowhere* You dare touch my Demyx plushie! *snatches it back from Luxord*

Luxord: Seriously, where's my poster?

Alex's House: Garage

Axel: So, here's the plan. Lexeaus, you throw me up to the second story window. Xaldin can regulate my trajectory with his wind powers, and I'll rescue Roxas.

Xaldin: How does this help the rest of them?

Axel: Do you really want Larxene back?

Saïx: Well, she does keep all of the electronics working, and we never have to pay the electric company…

Axel: And Marluxia?

Xaldin: He has a point. But Luxord still owes my munny from that last game of rock, paper, scissors. We have to grab him too.

Axel: Okay, maybe Roxas can tell me where they are.

Xaldin: *facepalm* You know, he doesn't really care about you, right? He doesn't have emotions…

Axel: But…but…the trips to the beach? Sea salt ice cream with Xion? It meant nothing?

Xaldin: Probably.

Axel: *wails like beaten puppy*

Alex's House: Alex's room

Roxas: I sense that you are only kept around to be our Miss Fix-it. And that Axel is being an idiot.

Larxene: Whatever. Will you just scroll down already? You read slow.

(And thus, Roxas converted another poor soul to Fanfiction)