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Shinigami + Youkai Gakuen
Ichigo's eye twitched uncontrollably, a large vein on his forehead. He was standing in the Chairman's office with Rukia. The reason for his eye twitch... well let's just say the man in front of them was just as creepy as they get. I mean the exorcists eyes had this strange gleam in them. That said stay the fuck away or shiver in fear from my deadly gaze. It was true that Ichigo would rather be as far away from this creepy person, but was his job to enroll into the school. So basically he was forced to be around the creep. Rukia elbowed him in the ribs, waking him up from his thoughts.
"As I was saying here are your room keys and uniforms." Exorcist said.
Ruby handed the two shinigami their things they would need for their stay. Ichigo frowned when he read the schedule. Him and Rukia had absolutely no classes together.
"The schedules are like that out of convenience so you two will be on opposites sides of the hallways. Encase of an hollow attack one of you will be able to be there sooner." Exorcist smirked.
"What the fuck? Did he just read my mind." Ichigo thought to himself.
"No I didn't. I could read it on your face." Exorcist grinned.
"Creepy. Only word to explain it. Just plain creepy." Ichigo thought.
"Yes I am creepy. Now get out of my office I have paperwork to take care of. Thanks to your transfer." Exorcist said, pulling out a stamp from his desk.
Ichigo ran out the room not wanting to get his mind read anymore. Rukia bowed to the exorcist one more time before taking her leave as well. The Headmaster began to chuckle. This was going to be an interesting event.
Rukia walked into her homeroom classroom. "Sorry I'm late Sensei."
"Not a problem at all. My name is Miss. Nekonome Shizuka I will be your homeroom teacher. Why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself to the class." Miss. Nekonome said, her cat tail wagging happily behind her.
"I see this teacher has no self control over her human form." Rukia thought, walking to the middle of the class. She took note that Tsukune and the rest of the Newspaper club minus Kokoa was there. "At least I know a few people in class. I wonder how Ichigo's class is going."
Hello everyone my name is Kuchiki Rukia. Please take care of me." Rukia said, with one of her plastered on fake smiles. She curtsied to the class.
"HAI!!" All of the boy's in the class begin to cheer.
"Hell yeah another cute girl for us!"
"She's not as cute as Moka, but she looks so fragile that you just want to hold her!"
"Tsukune leave this one for us!"
"Kuchiki-San you can take a seat over there beside... Yukari-Chan!" Miss Nekonome said, pointing to the empty desk on the left side of the child prodigy.
Rukia bowed to the teacher, then took her seat.
"Hello Rukia-San! Desu" Yukari said, smiling.
"Hey Yukari-Chan." Rukia said, smiling back.
"Where's Ichigo?" Moka asked, on the other side Yukari.
"He's in a different class." Rukia sighed.
"Why! Desu" Yukari almost shouted. The class turns to stare at them.
"Is something wrong Yukari-Chan?" Miss. Nekonome asked in concern. A pout on her face.
"N-No sorry about that." Yukari chuckled, turning red in embarrassment.
"Please refrain from disturbing class again then. I don't want to have to punish you." Miss. Nekonome said.
"I will. Desu" Yukari sighed.
"Why is Ichigo in another class?" Moka asked quietly so no one could hear her.
"So that encase of a hollow attack one of us will be close enough to take care of it before someone get's hurt." Rukia replied.
"That makes since." Tsukune said. He was listening in on their conversation.
"I wonder what class he's in then. Desu" Yukari wondered.
"Sorry I'm late." Ichigo groaned, stepping into his classroom.
"You naughty, naughty boy I'm going to have to punish you later." the woman at the front of the room purred. She had on a red blouse that was tied up in the front, revealing a lot of cleavage. Her skirt was very short and fit her shape perfectly. Over her outfit was a white lab coat. To put it bluntly her outfit was definitely not school appopriote.
"Oh great yet another weirdo. What the hell is with this school?" Ichigo muttered to himself.
"My name is Ririko Kagome. I will be your homeroom teacher. Go ahead and take a seat by Shuzen-San over there." She leaned over a bit to show Ichigo a lot more than what he wanted to see.
Ichigo ignored her and took a seat behind Kokoa.
"Yo!" Ichigo said.
"Shouldn't you be up a grade with my sister?" Kokoa asked.
"Eh!? What do you mean?" Ichigo asked.
"This is the freshman class." She said, glaring at him. Kou was shivering on her shoulder.
Ichigo's eye began to twitch. "That's it I'm killing that creep of a Chairman."
Ririko saunteringly walked over to Ichigo's desk. "Is something wrong I-chi-go-Kun~?" She whispered into his ear.
"Nothing." Ichigo said, braking out into a cold sweat. This teacher was completely wacko in his book now.
"That's good to hear." Ririko smiled, shaking her hips as she walked back up to the front of the room.
All of the boy's in the room had hearts in their eyes. Ichigo groaned, hitting his head on the desk. Kokoa gave him a funny look.
The bell indicating students to go to lunch went off. Ichigo slowly walked out of the room with a dark aura around him. Students backed away leaving Ichigo plenty of room as he walked. Kokoa ran up beside him.
"Wow! Your actually good for something." Kokoa smirked.
"Shut up." Ichigo glared at the orange haired vampire.
The two silently walked into the lunchroom, glaring at each other.
"Ichigo!" Rukia shouted, waving him over to where her and the newspaper club sat.
Ichigo slammed his tray down on the table grumbling to himself. He sat in between Rukia and Yukari. Kokoa sat down in between Tsukune and Moka.
"K-Kokoa-Chan." Tsukune whimpered.
"What?" Kokoa glared at the human.
"N-Nothing." Tsukune scooted over a bit leaving a space between them.
"What's wrong Ichigo? Desu" Yukari asked.
"That damn exorcist put me in the freshman class." Ichigo groaned.
Rukia broke out into laughter at his predicament. Ichigo glared at Rukia.
"He must have made a mistake." Moka said, trying to comfort her new friend.
"Doubt it. I wouldn't put it past the exorcist to do something like this. Remember all the stuff his done to Tsukune?" Kurumu muttered. Mizore nodded in agreement.
"Hello everyone." Ruby said walking by.
"Ruby-San! You can help us!" Yukari said, garbing a hold of her elder witch.
"What is it Yukari-Chan? I'm in a bit of a hurry, so make it quick." Ruby said.
"It's about Ichigo. His been put in the freshman class. Desu" Yukari said, pulling Ruby to the table.
"Really....Hmmm..... I think he said something about not having any sophomore classes on that side." Ruby said, tapping her index finger to her chin.
"So he just decides to put me in the freshman classes instead." Ichigo asked, getting annoyed.
"Yes, but don't worry you'll still be a sophomore. Just in a freshman class." Ruby said.
"Great that makes it all the better." Ichigo groaned, rolling his eyes.
"Would you like to stay here and have lunch with us Ruby-San?" Moka asked.
"Sorry I'm running late already. So I'll have to pass, maybe next time. Well I'll see you all later." Ruby waved goodbye.
"Yay... I get to put up with strawberry the rest of the year." Kokoa said, sarcastically.
"Your one to talk you have orange hair to psycho." Ichigo said, slightly annoyed.
"I am not a physco!" Kokoa screeched, grabbing Kou.
"Right at least I don't have a sister complex so bad that I try to kill her on the bus, to bring out "Onee-Sama~" Ichigo rolled his eyes.
Kokoa's youki flared up. She squeezed Kou, turning the bat into a mace. She swung Kou down at Ichigo, trying to squish him like a bug. Ichigo jumped out of the way. A large crater was made where Ichigo just stood.
"Shit I don't have my substitute shinigami badge on me." Ichigo thought, dodging another attack from the crazy vampire. He had left them in his bag that was in his last class.
"Stand still so I can hit you! Chicken!" Kokoa laughed, mechanically.
"Note to self don't piss off the shrimp without being in shinigami mode. Otherwise will die." Ichigo noted into his brain.
"Kokoa stop!" Moka shouted, desperately trying to stop her younger sister. The school was going to be destroyed at this rate, from the mayhem the two were causing. All of the lunch room tables were smashed into tiny wooden splinter's already. The group flinch when Ichigo trips over a tree root, falling flat on his ass. Kokoa swung the hammer down hitting Ichigo smack dab in the middle of his forehead. Seeing Ichigo unconscious in a crater the young vampire was satisfied.
"Teaches you to mess with a vampire." Kokoa smirked, walking away. Kou turned back into a bat. He perched himself on his masters shoulder. Kou looked back worriedly at Ichigo.
"Ichigo I am so sorry about my sister." Moka cried, bowing.
Ichigo grumbled rubbing his forehead, where a nice sized goose egg formed. He ignored Moka walking past, going to his next class.
"It's alright Moka-San. Ichigo's just that way." Rukia sighed.
Moka nodded.
"Lets go back to class before we get in trouble for this mess." Rukia said, walking out of the cafeteria. The group nodded in agreement. Kokoa had completely trashed the place in her fit of rage.
Ichigo opened the door to his next class. There was a pair of strawberry printed panties right in front of him. Kokoa was bending over picking up her bag.
"What the-"
"You saw nothing!" Kokoa shouted, hitting Ichigo in the side of the head with her bag. She stormed over to her desk.
"Great yet another class with her." Ichigo sighed.
After School........
"God! I can't believe I have all of my fucking classes with YOU!!" Kokoa yelled, kicking open the doors to the school. Of course with her vampire strength the doors were broken off their hinges.
"Don't think your the only one that's pissed about this!" Ichigo shouted.
Moka heard Kokoa's voice behind her. "Kokoa?"
"Ichigo? What happened." Rukia asked.
"I have all of my classes with that.... That blood sucker! That's what!" Ichigo shouted.
"Ah is the married couple having a fight." Kurumu teased.
Ichigo glared daggers at the big boobed succubus.
"S-Sorry was just joking... Tehe..." Kurumu stuttered, hiding behind Tsukune.
"Rukia let's go on patrol NOW!!" Ichigo growled, using his badge.
"We'll see you guy's later." Rukia said, using her special 'chappy' pills to get out of her gigai. Chappy took Ichigo's body, and ran to find a safe place to hide.
"T-Two Rukia's?" Tsukune stuttered.
"That was 'Chappy' It is a brand of Mod Soul pills I use to release myself from my gigai. Ichigo also has his own, but refuses to use them." Rukia stated, showing Moka the candy dispenser.
"Kawaii!!" Moka said, stars in her eyes.
"Isn't it." Rukia nodded.
"I'm am not going to let my reputation be ruined by that monstrosity!" Ichigo shouted.
"You take that back. Chappy is not a monstrosity." Rukia glared, Shirayuki ready to freeze him.
"Yeah!" Moka agreed.
"Hai, Hai." Ichigo sighed. Rukia loved Chappy way to much, and it looks like she rubbed it off on Moka.
"I want to go on patrol to! Desu" Yukari whined.
"Sorry Yukari-Chan you'll only get in the way if a hollow attacked. It would be easier with just me and Rukia." Ichigo sighed. The two shinigami walked away from the group.
"Sniffle... I fell so weak when those two are around... Desu" Yukari sniffled.
"Your just weak altogether no boobs." Kurumu snickered.
"BONK!!"
"Grrr!! That's not funny! Desu" Yukari growled.
"Why you little... Come here I'm going to...." Krumu starts chocking Yukari. Starting their usual battle.
Ichigo patrolled inside of the school, while Rukia took the outside. He walked into the science room to see a skeleton walking around.
"Who's there?" Ichigo shouted, Zangetsu in hand.
The skeleton froze, turning it's head a clear 180 degree's. It had glowing yellow eye's, it's teeth clattering away. The skeleton raised its arm up, giving Ichigo the bird. Before Ichigo could do anything it disappeared.
"Get back here!" Ichigo yelled, jumping out the science room window. The skeleton was entering the woods in a sprint. It's head turned around like an owl. Ichigo was right on it's tail. The skeleton eye's glowed a brighter yellow, vanishing into the mist.
"Not this time!" Ichigo growled, shunpo'ing.
"THUD"
"Ow! Ichigo what are you doing." Rukia groaned.
Ichigo opened his eyes. He was hovering over Rukia. Her kimono loosened a bit from the impact.
"Ah... Sorry." Ichigo blushed, getting up off of her.
"What are you blushing for? Baka..." Rukia muttered.
A vein popped in Ichigo's forehead.
"What are you doing out here anyway?" Rukia asked, dusting herself off.
"Dammit! That skeleton tricked me again!" Ichigo shouted.
"Skeleton?" Rukia raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah there was this skeleton with glowing yellow eye's, and it flipped me off...." Ichigo began.
"I think it's time you got some sleep." Rukia sighed, patting Ichigo on the shoulder.
"I'm not delusional!" Ichigo growled.
"Sure..."
Ichigo argued with Rukia the rest of the way back to the dorms. Rukia went to the girls dorm. Ichigo went to the boys. The dorms were right next to each other, making it easier for students of the opposite sex to sneak into the others dorm....
Rukia walked up to her new dorm room futon in hand. This was where she would be staying for the rest of her time at Youkai Gakuen.
"Knock, knock" She already had a key to the room, but was to lazy to get it out.
There was a rustling sound as the attendant of the room came to the door. "Click." The locks on the door were unlatched, the door swung open, revealing a certain pink haired vampire in pink pajamas with bats printed all over them.
"Rukia-San?" Moka mumbled, wiping the sleep out of her eyes.
"I'm sorry to wake you, but it seems we will be roommates for the rest of the year." Rukia said.
Moka's mood immediately brightened up. "Come in, Come in. This is going to be great!"
Rukia walked int the room. There were bat stuffed animals all over Moka's dresser, and one large bat on her bed. The walls were painted a light pink color. There was a half kitchen on the east side of the room, and no bathroom.
"Ummmmm... It's a little small.. You could sleep in my bed for tonight." Moka said, looking down at her floor. She hadn't had time to clean her room so it was a bit dirty.
Rukia looked around the room to see a closet at the foot of the bed. She slid it open. The closet was the same size as Ichigo's. "Perfect." Rukia crawled into the closet. She laied her futon out, putting her bag of cloth's at the end of it.
Moka sweat dropped as she saw Rukia set her closet up as a place to sleep.
"This will be fine. I'm more used to sleeping in a closet anyway." Rukia said, hopping out of the closet.
"Why?" Moka asked, worried about Rukia's sleeping habits.
"When I first met Ichigo I had to sleep in his closet encase of a hollow attack. That way he would be at arms length." Rukia said.
Moka looked at Rukia with a puzzled expression. Couldn't Ichigo have been able to detect the hollows on his own, or Rukia be able to defeat the hollows without his help? Rukia noticed Moka's confusion.
"Let me tell you a story about how Ichigo and I first met, before Ichigo was a substitute shinigami." Rukia began...
Ichigo opened the door to his new dorm room. Tsukune was running around the room frantically, pant leg on fire... Ichigo saw someone out of the corner of his eye creeping through the shadows. A bat flying behind the small figure.
"Must be Kokoa." Ichigo sighed.
"Thank you for saving me..." Tsukune sighed in relief.
"No problem. So what happened." Ichigo asked, laying his futon out for the night.
"Ehehehe... Kokoa was being her usual self and well you can guess what happened next." Tsukune chuckled.
"Gotcha." Ichigo said. He unzipped his bag to see a quincy design on the back of a stuffed animal. The animal yawned, sitting up.
"ICHIGO!! Thank god I thought I Mmph!!"
Ichigo re-zipped his bag. Then threw it in a corner of the room. He yawned crawling into bed. It didn't take to long before sleep hit him. Tsukune sweat dropped when he saw the bag move, but he was to scared to ask Ichigo about it...
I've decided to have some romance in this story. So I'll being putting a poll up soon on pairings. If you have your own idea and it's not up please pm me and I'll see what I can do.
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