The Master has returned. He's trying to bring back Gallifrey. If he does, the world will end. It won't be good. Wilfred, also known as Wilf and Donna's grandfather, is traveling with us. He got stuck in a box that channels radiation.
The Doctor went in there to save him.
He got radiation poisoning. He's dying and this time there's nothing I can do.
We went to see everybody. We saw Donna, marrying Matthew. Hmm, I didn't see that coming. Wilf came to say goodbye to us.
He was falling out of the TARDIS. I reached for him, but things were exploding and it was hard. We managed to get him back inside. The new him. It was all still so weird to me.
There was fire everywhere and we crashed. Hard, into the ground. I landed in the wardrobe room. I got quite a few cuts from the hangers. I had no idea where the Doctor landed. I pulled on the rope in front of me. Once I was close to the entrance of the TARDIS, a hand reached down for me. It was the Doctor.
"Rose!" he yelled excitedly. "All I can think about is apples! I think I'm having a craving! I've never had a craving before!"
"Liar," I told him. "You eat bananas six times a day."
"I don't like bananas," he said. There was a little girl in front of him.
"Where did you come from? Are you here about the crack in my wall?"
"The Library," he answered.
"Why are you wet?"
"I was in the swimming pool."
"I thought you were in the library."
"So is the swimming pool." The introduced himself with his typical rules. Of not asking stupid questions and not wandering off. Oh and to do as he says.
I break all of those rules all of the time.
He kept tripping on our way to the house.
Amelia Pond, the little girl, gave him an apple. He spit it out.
"That's disgusting. What is that?"
"That's an apple."
"Apples are rubbish. I hate apples." I took it from him. I, too, spit it out. I apparently don't like apples either.
"What about yogurt? Yogurt's my favorite." He spit it out on the floor. I thought it was gross as well. Then he tried bacon. He spit that out too. As did I. He also tried beans. Apparently beans are evil. I agreed with him.
Amelia gave him bread and butter. He threw that outside without even letting me try it. Then, he had fish fingers and custard. That he actually liked. I thought it tasted good as well.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"I'm Rose. I'm this idiot's wife."
"Now, let's see about that crack." The crack was creepy, I'll give Amelia that. The Doctor broke it open and there were words.
Prisoner zero has escaped.
We figured out that Prisoner Zero escaped through here and the Doctor started to freak out about something. He was running around saying he forgot something. Then he ran back to the TARDIS. I followed. We jumped in after telling Amelia we'd be back in five minutes.
"Geronimo!" he yelled.
When we returned, it was daylight. Crap.
He figured out what was wrong, but Amelia wasn't there. I was upstairs when he got hit with the bat and chained to the heating system. I walked downstairs laughing.
"What did the idiot do this time?" I asked, still laughing. A red haired woman in a police uniform was standing over him.
"Amelia?" I asked.
"Amelia hasn't been here in six months."
"Bullshit. I know it's you. How long has it been?"
"Twelve years."
"Will you help me prank this idiot?"
"Do you always refer to him as an idiot?"
"It annoys him. I'm his wife. I do as I please." She smiled and agreed.
The Doctor stirred.
"Where's Amelia? Where's Rose?" he sounded scared. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea. Oh, well.
Amelia went up and was being cryptic.
"How many rooms are in this floor of the house?"
"Five!"
"Six." She found the door and went in it.
"What's wrong with me? Do I just have a face that nobody listens to? Is my screwdriver in there? It must've rolled under the door."
"It rolled under the door, alright. And then jumped up on the table." My eyes widened.
"Get out of there! Get out! Don't look at it! If it knows you've seen it, it will kill you!" I ran toward the Doctor as Amelia came out.
"Rose?" I unlocked him with the sonic. I grabbed his hand and Amelia's. The alien was out of the room and it looked human.
"Attention, Prisoner Zero, exit the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated." It was alien. We ran.
He licked the shed and he found out about the fact that it had been twelve years. Stupid oral fixation.
Then he licked my cheek.
"Don't lick me."
"I've licked every inch of you, Rose." Amelia/Amy made a face
"Yeah, but you just licked wood. I don't want wood germs on my face."
"It's been twelve years. Why did you say six months?"
"Let's go," she interrupted.
"You said six months!"
"You said five minutes!"
"Your Amelia."
"I'm Amelia."
"You've changed."
"Twelve years and four psychiatrists."
"Four?" I asked.
"I kept biting them." The sound was on repeat and coming from everywhere. The Doctor ran us into some lady's house. Amelia knew her. They were all calling her Amy.
"Doctor! The human residence! Earth!" I yelled.
"How long do we have?" Amy asked.
"I'd say twenty minutes." He tried to get the Prisoner to reveal itself, but it didn't work.
There was a nurse who also figured out something was wrong. His name was Rory and he was Amy's boyfriend. He convinced Amy and Rory to help us and they ran to the hospital. The Doctor and I went to the house we were at earlier.
We got some guy to span everything for the number zero. He used Rory's phone to do it. Then, the two of us raced to the hospital. In a fire truck. I thought it was funny and laughed, the Doctor thought it was funny too.
"Text Amy." I sent one word. Duck. Then we smashed through the window.
He explained about the photos and the forms and the virus. Then, he yelled something about 'Who the man!' and then he said he'd never say that again.
So, it took over Amy.
It looked like the Doctor. I pointed out that he'd been busy and hadn't seen himself yet.
The alien thought it was the Doctor because Amy was dreaming about him. But she could hear him. So, she defeated the alien.
The Atraxi took him and left. So, the Doctor called him back. Rory yelled at him for it. We ran to the roof.
The Doctor took off his shirt and put on another. He also quickly changed his pants and added suspenders. He grabbed approximately six ties and we walked up onto the roof.
"Come on, then! The Doctor will see you now!" It figured out that he was an alien. He tried ties.
"What do you think, Rose?" he asked. I shook my head at each one. He grabbed a bowtie. That worked.
"Is this world a threat to you?"
"No…"
"Is it endangering the Atraxi in any way?"
"No…"
"Is it protected?" I saw flashes of everything we'd faced and some things we hadn't. "What you've got to ask yourself is: what happened to them?"
"I'm the Doctor and this is Rose. The Oncoming Storm and Bad Wolf. Basically: run." It left and we ran to the TARDIS.
"Oh, hello, you sexy thing," he said to the TARDIS. It remodeled itself. We entered it and left on a quick trip to the moon.
When we returned, it was night again.
Amy came out to see us.
"You kept the clothes?"
"I saved the world. Yeah, I kept the clothes."
"Even the bowtie?"
"Bowties are cool." We both said.
He offered for her to come with us. We'd talked about it.
"All that stuff at the hospital, with Prisoner Zero…"
"That's just the beginning."
"That was two years ago!"
"So fourteen years since fish custard?"
"When I was a little girl, you said there was a swimming pool. And that the swimming pool was in the library."
"Still is. Well, not sure where's it gotten to now, but it'll turn up. Come on then."
"No."
"You wanted to go fourteen years ago."
"I've grown up."
"Don't worry," I said with a smile. "He'll soon fix that."
