Zoro in wonderland
Crocodile: caterpillar
Zoro: (snoring) (random rock hits Zoro's face) ITAI! (Rubs face) Hey, that hurt! To narrator well those were the rocks, what now?
Narrator: eat them…
Zoro: WHAT?... I guess I'll take your word for this... (Eats a "rock, and rapidly starts to shrink) Hey, I'm shrinking! *********************
Two rocks later
Zoro: I guess one more might do… (Shrinks) There! Now I'll get his cane and get out of here! (Gets cane and runs out) okay, I'm out!
Brook: YOU RASCAL! (Throws rocks Zoro)
Zoro: I have to stop this! slices the air to get some space) KARASUMA GARI!
Brook: OUCH! Yoho…
Zoro: Phew! I had to get out of there! (Looks around, and notices a change in scenery) huh? How'd the grass get bigger?
Narrator: well, being big at the house was different than being here…
Zoro: that seems very confusing… anyway, how can I get bigger? (Sees someone) hey, can you help me?
Crocodile: who are you?
Zoro: I was Roronoa Zoro, but my size is not one that would not fit that name…I can't be myself for too long...
Crocodile: What do you want?
Zoro: I would like to get taller. 2.5 inches is a boring size!
Artist says: how do you know you're 2.5 inches?
Crocodile: 2.5 INCHES IS THE BEST HIGHT TO BE!(Really mad)
Zoro: well, I don't like it! Help me already!
Crocodile: okay fine… the mushroom, both sides have different effects. One side'll make you Big, the other side, the opposite!
Zoro: (grabs sides and breaks them off) okay, now, which side is which?(Looks and sees no one) hm? He's gone. Oh well. I'll take this side right (eats, and suddenly grows humongous) WHOA! Now I'm too BIG. I guess I'll take the other side then... (Shrinks to normal) There. (Places the mushroom sides in pocket) I'll just save these for later!
