Sasuke walked down the street extremely pissed off by everyone as usual. A mime started to imitate him. "You just crossed the fucking line you bastard mime!". He took a kunai out and disemboweled him, then stuck him in a REAL glass box. Then some people started to dance around him and yelled "You Got Served!" Sasuke's eye twitched involuntarily. It began to rain blood, does it ever even rain water there anymore? Anyway, Sasuke walked home, feeling better, and witnessed what appeared to be Rock Lee's hand glued to Jennifer Lopez's butt! "Jesus Christ, can there ever be anything normal around here?" J-lo farted and Lee's arm was stretching out, while Neji threw Akamaru at him.

"Hey, hey, hey," Kiba began, "Don't throw akeemortu at J-lo, I'll kill you!" He swung at him but tripped and fell and his beer spilled all over the ground. "Noooooooo, my flipel flapel."

If you can't tell he is very drunk.

Hours later after being stuck to J-Lo's ass, Rock Lee Joined up with WWE. Naruto walked in to watch rookies practice when Lee came up and hit him with a chair "Shizam bitch!"

"Owww, damn it Lee!"

"Woops, thought you were someone else."

"WHO THE HELL ELSE DO YOU KNOW WITH A YELLOW SPIKY AFRO AND A BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT"

"Well there is Spiky yellow afro having, orange jumpsuit wearing man". He pointed to someone who looked just like Naruto. Itachi burst out of his chest screaming "I WILL CATCH YOU NARUTO,"

"Why the hell are you chasing me?"

"Man, I don't even know anymore."

Several hours later… Putting down his cigarette, "And then I realized that clowns are dead inside," Itachi said as a clown held a gun to his own head. Naruto backed off out of a window. And landed on a soft patch of Gaara's sand.

"You're in my sand," Gaara said, "DIE" An explosion of sand surrounded Naruto and he was sent into a comatose state.