Author's Note: Thanks again to Thegonk on DeviantArt for continuing to give me advice on how to improve the story.


It had been a few days since Skinner murdered poor Lisa Simpson, and he was feeling hungry for more. It was at this point that Skinner decided to murder random students of the school, his appetite for murdering school students was starting to get the better of him. His first victim under his new policy would be none other than 10-year old coward Milhouse Van Houten, who was Bart's best friend prior to his demise.

"I wonder what happened to Bart and Lisa?" Milhouse said curiously. Although usually a coward, Milhouse had determined himself to crack the case by himself, despite Martin offering to help.

"No thanks, I'm fine to do this on my own." He told Martin Prince, the only reason why Milhouse was doing this solo was so that Lisa would think he was cool after he found her. However unbeknownst to Milhouse, Lisa had already been murdered by Skinner.

He waited until lunchtime before digging further into the mystery. Checking to make sure no one was watching him, he snuck into the school building and began looking for clues. Little did he know though, was that Skinner had been monitoring the blue-haired boy over the school's security system. "Peek-a-boo, I see you!" Skinner said to himself in a sarcastic tone.

Milhouse had been wandering down the school hall when he spotted a paperclip on the floor. Picking it up, he got the idea of picking the locks on the two students' lockers. Bending the paperclip into the position which would allow him to pick locks, he quickly found Bart's locker and began picking at the lock.

Skinner was in the opposite hallway to Milhouse, looking for him. Just then, he heard a scream from Milhouse. "Big mistake, young man." Skinner said, capitalizing on Milhouse's scream to help locate him. The cause of the scream was due to Milhouse pricking himself on the finger with the paperclip.

"Dang paperclip!" Milhouse said, sucking his injured finger. Just then, he felt his body being grabbed by someone. Turning his head around, he realized that Principal Skinner had grabbed him by the stomach. "Surprise, Millhouse!" Skinner said to the young boy upon grabbing him.

"What are you doing?" Milhouse questioned. "I see you're picking the locks on the other students lockers." Skinner responded. "Uh, I was only trying to get back my books that I borrowed to Bart!" Milhouse said, trying to make up an exercise on the spot. "Bullshit!" Skinner yelled at the boy. "Usually, this sort of behavior leads to detention. But, I have something else planned for you…" Skinner told Milhouse.

Milhouse gulped. What was it Skinner had planned for him? His mind was processing all the possibilities of what Skinner was talking about. As the thoughts went through his mind, he failed to notice that he was in an unfamiliar room.

"Where are we?" Milhouse asked the Principal. "It's a special room secretly built by the Springfield Mafia and its purpose is to torture and kill the victim. Today, you're gonna be the victim!" Skinner said excitedly. Milhouse began whimpering as he heard Skinner say the last bit of that sentence.

Skinner had decided that this time, he would use one of his many death rooms to spell the end of Milhouse. All the doors were labeled with the name of a machine or a method of death. "Hmm… I think I'll go with this one." Skinner said to himself. The door was labeled "Suffocation". Milhouse gulped at the sight of the tag.

As the two entered the room, Milhouse saw another wall which had a glass window and a high-security door with a handle on it, there was a large control panel which could control the amount of air in the separate room. Being the principal, he was well aware of Milhouse's asthma conditions.

He then threw Milhouse into the air ventilation room and shut the security door and locked it tightly. Milhouse began banging the glass window, demanding to be set free. "Let me out!" He yelled, which was slightly muffled by the glass window. Skinner brought out a microphone which he could use to communicate with Milhouse and said "No!"

"I promise to not tell anyone about your chambers!" Milhouse continued to bargain with Skinner, but it was no use. Skinner slowly turned a dial and began to remove the air from the opposite room. Milhouse slowly started suffocating to death. As the seconds went by, Skinner started turning the dial quicker, which saw the air evaporate quicker. At this point, Milhouse was really struggling for air. "*COUGH* Turn it *COUGH* *COUGH* off! *COUGH*" after those words left his mouth, his eyeballs exploded, shattering the lenses of his glasses in the process. Milhouse was now dead.

"Woah! That was faster than I expected…" Skinner said to himself surprised. He slowly turned the dial back to return air to the room. Opening the locked security door, he approached Milhouse's dead body, with blood flowing out of his eye sockets. Skinner than did his usual clean up of storing the body in his morgue (this time storing it in draw 'No.4' of the refrigerated storage) and tampering with the tapes later on in the day.