sorry, soooo sorry i haven't updated in a long time...just never really found a chance to write...and also cause i got kinda lazy...sorrry (_ _) ;A;well, since it's Spring break...i think i'll be writing moreand also...if i butchered the characters and you don't really like it, just tell me and i'll try to stop my butchering of them...Enjoy~sorry about grammar and stuff..= =;;
AT KUROKO'S HOUSE...
Nigou set his master down on his bed and looked at the serene sleeping face. He then put his head on Kuroko's chest and listened to the gentle beating of his heart. Nigou felt very at peace and decided that maybe he should go to sleep too. So he took his clothes off (except for his underwear of course ;P) and thought he should do that for Kuroko too since he knew that humans don't go to sleep in their day time clothes. Once the clothes were off, Nigou crawled into bed besides Kuroko and fell asleep wrapped around his owner.
GOM
The GOM at the time were frantically running to Kuroko's house knowing that that was the most likely spot the man "Nigou" would take Kuroko to. Finally, once the out of breath GOM reached the front door, they broke the door down as silently as possible *coughyeahrightcough* and ran up to Kuroko's room. When they opened the door they...
KUROKO'S DREAM
Kuroko was sleeping peacefully, dreaming happily of vanilla milkshakes. He tried to grab one to drink, but then for some reason it grew red hair and began throwing scissors around in a mad frenzy. Another milkshake grew dark blue hair and had a dark aura surrounding it while also bleeding from somewhere, maybe it's nose. A yellow haired milkshake was on the ground with all of it's vanilla milkshake contents spilled and it's spirit leaving it. Suddenly a huge green haired hello kitty came flying at the maniacal red haired milkshake and tried to stop it by using it's hello kitty flower power attack. It seemed to only make the red haired milkshake madder, so it threw the green haired hello kitty into a pit of vanilla milkshake and it drowned. There was then a slurping sound coming from a purple haired vanilla milkshake as it was angrily trying to drink itself. As Kuroko watched the different colored milkshakes, he saw Nigou (dog version) sitting next to him. Kuroko bent down to pet Nigou but suddenly the milkshakes (and hello kitty), who had stopped their crazy outburst and had turned their attention to the dog, they charged after Nigou, each filled with an enormous amount of killing intent. Nigou tried to run away, but couldn't get away fast enough. He was caught by the weird milkshakes (and hello kitty) and was being harshly beaten. Nigou began whimpering and Kuroko tried to move to his beloved dog but couldn't, so he called "Nigou! Nigou!" this action only angered the milkshakes (and hello kitty) more but the beating seemed to have stopped. All the milkshakes (and hello kitty) just surround the dog and the poor dog was being swallowed by killing intent.
REALITY
The GOM had the man surround and were trying to not kill the whimpering man in front of them. "What should we do with him?" asked a glaring Kise. "Smash him" answered a looking-as-though-ate-about-a-billion-bags-of-cand y-and-is-high-angry face Murasakibara. "Naw, that's going too soft on him." smirked Aomine. "Humph, too bad this person doesn't have his lucky item, I bet he needs it." said a placid(so angry face froze) face Midorima. Crack. Smash. Silence. Akashi smiled with such huge killing intent that everyone in the room (excluding Kuroko cause he's special) died for a millisecond, then came back to life after saying bye to their ancestors who came to meet them at a "pretty river".
"Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Since we are all CIVILIZED MEN we shall talk IN A CIVILIZED MANNER WITH NO RUDE LANGUAGE OR ACTIONS." stated a very monotone spine chilling voice.
Everyone looked towards the captain of the GOM and saw that Akashi Seijuro would kill all of them right now without any hesitation if they made anymore noise. Suddenly, there was the sound of blankets rustling and a soft yawn. Everyone looked towards the bed in time to see a Kruoko with extreme bed head and milky body. A slight blush and tears glimmering at the corners of his eyes only added more to Kuroko's innocent looking too cute moe face. The sight was too much for all of them...
kise/Nigou=nosebleed and faints
Midorima=glasses crack and faints
Murasakibara=bag of snacks drop and faints
Aomine=blushes, stutters, then faints
Akashi=clam but falls to the ground (faints)
Kuroko sleepily looked at all his guests wondering what brought them all to his room and why they were all sleeping on the floor. He quickly got dressed, made a breakfast of boiled eggs then left for school.
It was 3:20 pm when the intruders in Kuroko's house came back to life and by that time, the that time, the extra boiled eggs that Kuroko had made had gone cold *coughdisgustingcough* the six people in the house could feel their stomachs rumbling and saw that nothing but boiled eggs were in the kitchen. They didn't know that it was their beloved Kuroko who had made them so when they took a bite...
Kuroko had finally gotten home after a long day at school (basketball practice had been cancelled because Riko said she was going in search of some prince thing person) He sighed as he reached his front door due to his now crazy weird life, and when he opened it he saw...
There were six people on the floor of the people were gasping for air and throwing up, also whispering (cause they were throwing up and choking) "WTF was that crap I just ate?!" Kuroko saw these people were his five old Teiko teammates and his now human dog. He quickly ran to them, worrying (not showing on his face though) about their health and whether or not he should call an ambulance. The closest of the bunch was Aomine, so Kuroko quickly bent down (but not too quickly) and asked Aomine "what happened, did you guys get sick? need a doctor?"
"Ah, Tetsu...that you? I can see my Obaa-chan waving at me, she's saying something...I think she wants me to cross that river so I don't have to eat those horrible oval round white things with yellow in the middle...Tetsu...before I cross the river I want to tell you something...Tetsu...I lo-" SMACK...
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK "ORAAAA! TETSU! THE HELL YOU THINK YOU-" SMACKKuroko looked towards Aomine, tears running down his now flushed strawberry red cheeks.
"Ahomine...AHOMINEEEEEEE!"Kuroko sprinted from the kitchen and ran outside to Maji burger where he indulged himself with vanilla milkshakes, trying to shake off the insult that he had just gotten...it hurt his pride for someone to say that his boiled eggs tasted bad because that was the only thing that he was good at making (food wise).
BACK TO KUROKO'S HOUSE...
Aomine laid on the cold tiled floor with an extremely stupid bewildered face that was swelling up due to the slaps that Kuroko had just brought upon him. What had he don't wrong? He had only stated that he had eaten some pretty disgusting crap that looked like hard boiled eg- "OH SHIT SHIT CRAP CRAP OH HOLY MOTHER-(censored) OH MAN DAMN JUST KILL ME! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID AS TO TELL TETSU THAT THE HARD BOILED EGGS HE MADE WERE DISGUSTING AS HELL!? FFFFFUUUUUUU-(censored)! ok ok...Aomine...just calm down..just need to appologise to Tetsu and say that i ate a clove of garlic, that's why i felt like dying...yeah...just tell him it was such a disgusting clove of garlic that everyone fell to the grou-" Amoine stopped talking as he felt something gripping his ankle. His eyes widened and nearly fell out of his head when he say that the thing gripping his ankle was his dead obaa-chan.
"Daiki~ Daiki~ Come here my good wittle Daiki-chan~ come live with grandma cause grandma is so lonely without her wittle Daiki-chan. The nice red hair boy over there said that he would give you to me~ so wittle Daiki-chan, we can play house and dress-up again~"
Aomine by this point was so scared that he didn't know what to do. He stared at Akashi who had such an enormous amount of killing intent it was choking everyone."Daiki, your gonna pay for making Tetsu cry."
Aomine watched in horror as the others got up (including Nigou who didn't know what was going on but just knew that the tanned blue-haired guy had just made his owner cry) and surrounded him chanting "We'll make you pay. We'll make you pay. We'll make the aho pay!"
(by the way...Aomine's obaa-chan was happily singing in a corner of the kitchen saying she was gonna make lot's of pretty princess dresses for her precious Dai-chan to wear)
KUROKO AT THE TIME...
Kuroko looked up from his 105th milkshake because he thought he heard a scream. "Meh, it's probably my imagination..." and returned to drowning himself in milkshakes (his poker face was already destroyed...just saying...).
ok...i hope you guys enjoyed this chapter...maybe it was too messy and confusing cause i was typing kinda fast and wanted to get the story updated cause i haven't updated in moths and i felt bad...sorry...but anyways...i kinda decided that this story will have no real pairing...cause that's just my prefrence...but if you guys don't want it to be like that, then please tell me...Reviews are welcomed ^~^
