Sonic turned on the engine and flew to the site where the Eggcarrier landed, all the way in New Jersey. In the meantime, Bubsy was accompanied by Tails, playing COD: Modern Warfare 3.

"You see, COD went downhill after this game. They focus way too much on glitchy, poorly thought out gimmicks instead of refining the traditional experience even further." Bubsy critiqued after being shot by a camper.

"You are just bitching because you suck!" A ten year old on XBOX live chatted.

"Fuck off Jew." Bubsy stated.

Suddenly, Tails' phone rang. Tails smashed that call button like no tomorrow. He broke the phone.

"SHIT. OH SHIT OH FUCK." Sonic was screaming. He crashed onto the Eggcarrier, finding the dead body of Dr. Eggman. He creamed a little at the sight of his petrified geodudes, but the bullet in the head made him puke. Suddenly, a demon appeared within Sonic's peripheral vision, and he dashed silently, hiding from the demon.

The demon stalked towards Eggman's body. The demon unzipped his unworldly jeans, and his unworldly penis dropped to the floor like a slinky slinging infinitely down an escalator, however in this case, the escalator ended up being Eggman's head.

Sonic gagged at the sheer horror on display, but he was somehow intrigued. He walked towards the demon, who was not finished fucking Eggman. "You sure do have balls for fucking him. It makes me kinky. Now fuck me hard till the sun don't shine."

"What form do you want me to take?" The demon asked.

Sonic looked at him with fuck-me-eyes and replied, "a bobcat."

Suddenly, the demon shape shifted into that of Bubsy. "Woah, why's your skin purple though?" Sonic asked, softly speaking as to both flirt with him and to downplay any serious problems at stake.

The demon's longsword entered the hedgehog's ass. "Oh, right in my Labyrinth Zone!" Sonic orgasmed. "Now please, rub my quills while I lick your drumsticks!"

And the fucking commenced for what felt like days, until they were interrupted by a drone with a camera attached.

"You know, I was supposed to like do something to you, but you were so good I forgot." The demon admitted, when the drone crashed through a somehow intact window.

"Ahhh!" Sonic screamed, covering his testes from the drone.

"I'm out." The demon disappeared.

"What… what were you doing with that demon?" The drone asked, bearing Tails' voice.

Bubsy and Tails were watching from the beach house. Bubsy was crying, and ran away.

"You made Bubsy cry! WTF? Can you keep it in your pants for one second?" Tails' drone screamed.

"Its not what it seems…." Sonic softly replied. He started to tear up.

"Anyways, where's Shadow… IS THAT DR EGGMAN?" The drone looked over to the dead doctor's body.

Sonic chuckled. "Well that's a long story. Anyways, Shadow seems to have disappeared. He always answers my calls, and he always has reception. What could have happened?"

Shadow woke up from what felt like a long slumber. Demon-Amy picked him up. Shadow, now conscious, walked across transparent-blue series of roads. Shadow picked up his phone. No reception.

"Where… where are we?" Shadow stuttered.

Demon-Amy looked at him and chuckled. "You're in purgatory, bitch, where all ideas can transcend into reality."