Twilight: yay your first review is from me, jak!
Jak: YAY! alright no ones answed the question in chappie 3, but im still doing this chapter. okay, the review *looks at review* wow this is long. well time to re-
Twilight: MY COOKIE! *engulfs review*
Link: whydja eat the review?
Twilight: It was a cookie IM NOT PARANOID WICH 1 OF MI ENEMIES TOLD YOU THAT! WAS IT YOU?!?! *points at pizza crust* DIE 4 TELLIN EVRY1 I LIKE PIE YOU PIECA OF KILNDEJUAS! *f#%in NUKES crust, sumhow not killing everyone*
Everyone: *backs...away...slooooooooooowly.*
Jak: well without a review we cant do this chap-
Twilight: i can tell you my review. here it goes:
Yay! I'm a co-host! I never really thought I inspired someone. And because of your dilema I will help by reviewing an extra long review!
Link:
I want you to go kiss Zelda
Eat a live eel
Watch me burn down
your house
And tell everyone in the world you sleep in Zelda's
nightgown!
Zelda: When LInk kisses you take him in a closet
for a moke out session
Slap him when you hear him say he sleeps in
your nigthgown
And tell Ilia that horses are extinct
Ilia:
Go emo
Tell Midna to do the same because the look suits her
Get
my dragon Rianix to come and eat Link alive
And also let me stlye
your hair
Midna: Do you have a life?
If so why do you
INSIST on being Link's shadow? Do you like to look up it sometimes or
what?
And I shall now say this: ...Wait NO! I FORGOT!
Ok whatever ...LINK...i forgot what I was going to say...bye now!
Twilight: huff...huff...
Link: i can live with that first dare *takes zelda into closet*
Ilia:gonna rig it with a camra:
Jak: aleady did
Everyone: *goes and watches video*
Video: link and zelda are makin out. they both fall down *its a walk in closet* they both stop, look at each other and say "not bad" at the same time. thay were about to start again WEN AN ELEPHANT BARGED IN AND RUI-
Twilight: *whack* OW!
Jak: thats the last time i let you type while im in the can! now gimme the keyboard back!
Video:They kiss. They kiss like it was the end of the world, like it was their last chance to kiss.
Jak: how bout it?
Everyone: What the heck?
Jak: wha- oh no TWILIGHT STOP TYPING!
Twilight: *typing* and before she knew it she was unbuttoning his tunic and-*whack* *talking* OW!!!
Jak: *holds hand out*
Twilight: *gives keyboard*
Jak: thank you LINK AND ZELDA STOP WAT YOUR DOING AND COME OUT!
Link and Zelda: *come out exhausted, grins on their faces*
Jak: your not gonna grin when you see this *holds dare*
Link: *looks* do i HAVE to?
Jak: in short: yes. in long: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Link: fiiiiine. *eats eel*
Jak: *gags*
Everyone: *gags*
Midna: WAIT, ive learned from Twilights story. *gets umbrella* okay letterip
Everyone: *throws up on midnas umbrella*
Link: *shivers* gross *throws up on midna*
Midna: oh COME ON!
Link: i think it was an electr-*asplodes*
Jak: keyboard *types link bak to life*
Link: *gets strapped to a chair*
Twilight: yeeeeees *burns down his treehouse*
Link: YAY THANK YOU LOOOOOOORD!!!
Twilight: why so seriou-i mean-happy?
Link: i put navi in their before you burned it!
Navi: HEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo*trails off as she dies*
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Link: *looks at next dare* but i dont wanna!
Jak: keyboard *typetypetype*
Link: *megaphone that goes through every speaker in the world* i sleep in zeldas nightgown.
Zelda: *slap* Ilia, horses are dead.
Ilia: NOOOOOO! urge...to..cut...wrists..and...listen...to...linkon...park...
----------2 SECONDS LATER-----------
Ilia: *emo*
Midna: that was fast.
Jak: oya 1 sec *typetypetype*
Midna: *emo*
Twilight: *lmfao*
Jak: this is GOLD! but i gotta change it back. *typetypetype*
Everything: *back to normal*
Midna: *looks at truth* yes, i have a life, im links shadow to help him when he needs it, and i have no idea what the last part means so if you could elaborate, id be happy to tell you.
Jak: Sweet that wraps this chapter up. just got a couple announcements. first: just cuz me aqnd twilight are the hosts doesnt mean we dont like dares put on us, so if you gotta dare for me or twilight, post it. second, WELCOME TO THE FANFIC SARIA!
Saria: hi!
Everyone: *gives saria hug*
Jak: and.....thats it. bye!
