CHAPTER 4:

The next day at school Sonic and Tails were sitting playing Alpha Bet but they didn't see Amy or Rouge which was not normal "I wonder what is going on" said sonic to tails questioningly. "They must be in a new class" said tails. Tails knew this because he is smart, and sonic is not as smart as tails but still smart. "Good idea" said sonic. "Let's go look at the class schedule on the wall". Sonic looked at the schedule on the wall and saw that there was a new class taught by professor eggman and amy and rouge were in the class. They were the only ones in the class, which probably made them special.

"Wow" said sonic. "I bet this class is good because amy and rouge are in it". Sonic saw the class was in room 69 so he walked to room 69 and sat down in the seat. Nobody else was there. "Where is everyone thought sonic" thought sonic. Tails followed Sonic to room 69 and on his way he saw a note on the door that Sonic missed because Sonic was going to fast to look at everything he ran by.

"Field trip today" said the sign, which was writtened hastily with red crayon. "They are on a field trip Sonic" said Tails to Sonic because Tails was also there in room 69 with Sonic. "I wonder where the field trip is" said Sonic to Tails, who used the mind prowers he had to locate the field where Professor Eggman and his class were on a trip. Suddenly a cage fell out of the sky and on to sonic and tails where they were trapped under the cage.

"Ha ha ha" said a voice Sonic did not recognize and Tails probably did not know it either even though Tails is smart.

"Welcome to the house of evil, death, and doom" said the voice. "Why here you're?" said sonic to this foe, who was there in the room with them. He was shaped like an egg but he was a man not an egg even though he looked more like an egg with a cool mustache that was not as cool as sonic but still cool enough.

"You may not know it sonic, but I am here to do an angry sex to amy and tails" said the man. "Just kidding, I am not a gay. I want amy only" said the voice. Sonic said to his mind that he was angry because he was angry. "Amy is mine!" said sonic angrily, like a nest of bees had caught on fire and then stung him while also setting him on fire.

Amy did not like the idea of her being some man's property, as Amy is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Sonic knew this because he had followed her tumblr blog for years and had seen all of her cool posts. He went on it every day and wrote about it in his journal which he did not want Miss Lesson to see because then he would be embarrassed, but not as embarrassed as he was when everyone knew about his bed wetting problem. But at this time Amy was wrong. She needed help getting freed from her cage which was in the closet on the other side of the room, but so did Sonic and Tails and Rouge who was also there in the cage with Amy. What would they do? Everyone was trapped in cages and could not escape because they were in cages that were locked and Sonic, Tails, Rouge and Amy did not have the key.

Just when Eggman thought he won, Knuckles and Shadow noticed their friends were gone from class.

Shadow said to Knuckles, "Knuckles, where are Amy and Rouge and those gays who play Alpha bet all the time" and Knuckles shrugged because he did not know where they went. "Lets look for them" Knuckles said respondingly.

Shadow said "I have a roofy so Miss Lesson doesn't know we're skipping class" to Knuckles, who said "Give it to her" even though Knuckles did not know what a roofy was but if it helped him find Rouge it was worth it. Shadow took his juice box and but his roofy in it and he said to Miss Lesson all innocent "Miss Lesson I can't finish my juice box. Will you drink some for me?" and she said to Shadow "Of course, sweetie". She drank the juice and started to look strange. "Now that Miss Lesson is drunk, we can escape and she won't know" said Shadow to Knuckles.

Shadow and Knuckles were walking out of the room when Miss Lesson said "Where do you think you're goING?!" Miss Lesson huffed and puffed big like when the three little pigs all had there first sex. Shadow and Knuckles turned around but Miss Lesson was screaming at that faggot Charmy Bee who was playing blocks by himself like a gay who can't find a boyfriend so he wanks himself to completion every night. Miss Lesson kicked the unsuspecting Charmy Bee and he went flying through the air and he hit the wall like a bug hits the car during Road Trip. Charmy Bee did not fall because he was plastered to the wall. He looked dead.

"Oh good she wasn't talking about us" said Knuckles, who was glad he wasn't flattened on the wall like that gay ass Charmy Bee. Shadow said "Let's go. I haven't seen enough bloodshed yet today, and I haven't dealt any myself." said Shadow all edgy and darkly like the goth he really is.

Shadow and Knuckles went to the room 69 where Eggman was yelling at Sonic and Tails and Amy and Rouge. Eggman screamed "I will have Amy and Rouge at the same time and we will do the Angry Sex because I hate them both but I love Angry Sex" said Eggman but nobody was listening because Sonic, Tails, Amy and Rouge saw Knuckles and Shadow come into the room 69 where Sonic, Amy, Rouge and Tails were in cages and Eggman was still yelling about Angry Sex.

Shadow said "Let me take care of this" and that's when Eggman noticed that Shadow was there, but Eggman did not see Knuckles because Knuckles was behind Shadow and Eggman's eyesight is not that good anymore even when he wears his glasses. Shadow ran up to Eggman, going fast but not as fast as Sonic but still pretty fast because Shadow is also fast but he's not as fast as Sonic because Sonic always wins The Race.

Shadow pulled out a knife from Shadow's pocket, where Shadow stores Shadow's weapons. Shadow got to Eggman and he stabbed Eggman in the heart but then Eggman popped like a balloon, because Eggman was a balloon. A loudspeaker said "I will be back, Sonic and friends!" said the Real Eggman, who Tails saw flying away in his EggMobile because Eggman was never really there. Sonic's brain hurt then because he wondered how eggman could do the angry sex to amy and rouge if he was a balloon. Tails did not wonder this because Tails is smarter than sonic.

"Now I will do the angry sex to amy" thought sonic and he did a sexy dance move. This time it was very cool and sexy so amy got a nerection and sonic saw and he got a nerection also. Sonic then took his balls out and they did the angry sex right there just like the airplane that flew into the empire state building and made a woman fall down the elevator shaft. Wow this is good, thought sonic who felt like a rocket was taking off inside of him but the kind of rocket that nasa uses, not the kind that you set off in your backyard.

But Sonic and Amy and Tails and Rouge were still in the cage so Knuckles took his turn to be Hero. Knuckles remembered seeing metal when Charmy Bee the gay got rekt by Miss Lesson. Knuckles ran back to Miss Lesson's Class, where Miss Lesson was crying in a corner, and the kids were playing like normal. Charmy Bee's corpse was still smeered on the wall but he is a gay so he can't actually die, so Knuckles went over there and got the keys from Charmy Bee's remains, which were still alive. It was clear Eggman had but the keys in Charmy Bee's ass and the fag liked it that's why he told no one.

Knuckles ran back to room 69 and unlocked the cages that held Sonic and Tails and Rouge and Amy, but where did Shadow go? Knuckles did a dance and tried to hug Rouge but she said "back off" so Knuckles did not get the Angry Sex like Sonic and Amy. Tails of course noticed and knew what Knuckles was up to, but he did not want to help Knuckles woo Rouge because Tails does not like Knuckles that much. Just then Miss Lesson walked in the room and looked them in a nice way, which is not normal since they had given her a Roofy. "Guess what kids" she said. "Preschool is over. It is now time for middle school".

"Wow" said sonic. "I can't believe it".

TO BE CONTINUED