After about another 2 hours, I was ready to enter the "Female Zone".
"…guys I still don't think this will work." I said, scratching my newly shaven legs, and glittered eyes.
"See, told he would look MUCH better, with shaved legs and glitter." Shadow said.
"O.o…before he looked like a transvestite, NOW he looks like a transvestite that is also a hooker." Silver said, looking over me.
"I'm so gonna get you guys!" I yelled.
"You can get revenge later, right now you gotta get in there and crash that party!" Sonic said.
"..But won't they know it's me??" I asked.
"No way, your costume is FOOL-PROOF!!" Eggman bellowed.
"You think EVERYTHING you do is Fool-Proof, remember the Egg Danish -_-?" Tails, retorted sarcastically.
"I don't wanna remember that -_-" Eggman said, having war-like flashback.
"Besides…can't women smell fear?" I asked, my knees shaking.
"No….unless, you crap your pants." Silver said.
We all nodded to that.
"Also keep your voice high, your voice is VERY Baritone, Tooth." Tails told me.
"I will, and should I do an accent too?" I asked.
"OH, do a Valley Girl accent!" Silver called out.
"Like OMG, Derrick is super dreamy!" I said.
They all clapped, to the eerie accuracy.
"Good, now remember your name is Latifah!" Sonic said.
"LATIFAH!!! What kind of name is that?" I pouted.
"My mother's name, that's what!" Knuckles said, cracking his namesakes.
"O_O'….Latifah it is! And such a lovely name also!" I said, dashing out of the room.
"….you don't have a mom Knuckles." Shadow said.
"I know, but Tooth doesn't know that." Knuckles chuckled.
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I was having a panic attack at the door.
"You can do it, you can do it….ok…..GO TEAM!!" I chanted to myself.
I then knocked on the door.
The giggling stopped, and Amy called out.
"Who is it?" she asked.
"House keeping." I said, in my Spanish accent.
They were obviously confused, and murmured.
I slapped my own head.
"House Keeping, WTF?" I said under my breath.
I leapt outta the way, just in time, to not get caught.
"…..It was probably one of the guys." She said closing the door.
I got back my courage and got my Valley Girl voice.
I knocked the door once more.
"Who is it?" this time Blaze asked.
"uh….like I'm here for the super cool party, yay!" I said, scared by Blaze.
I indeed heard someone go "Who the fuck could that be".
Blaze answered the door, to see my monstrous form.
"O.O WTF IS THIS!!!!" She yelled pointing at me.
All the girls then crowded around the door and started laughing.
"What is that thing?" Amy laughed.
"It looks like a bear took shit on Eggman's mom!!!" Blaze laughed.
"OMG, I think it JUST shaved it's legs" Mina laughed.
I slinked away, embarrassed like hell.
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I was sobbing on the chair, and the others were patting my back.
"Ouch, girls are mean." Silver said.
"(sniff) They kept' making fun of my looks, and not in the joking around way…..in the REAL way….now I know how it feels to be a teenage girl...besides belching out blood through my doors." I sobbed.
Rouge then walked in, without being noticed by us, and she walked in.
"Hey Rouge where's my emerald!!" Knuckles yelled, after hearing the door slam.
"I ain't telling, knuckle head!" Rouge chuckled.
Knuckles' head literally blew out steam.
"Don't fret guys, this ain't over….WE JUST GOTTA TRY MORE COSTUMES!!" Silver yelled, placing one foot on a nearby stool.
"YEAH!!" everyone called out.
"Fuck…." I murmured under my breath.
Aw man I got off easy last time, hope next one is an even better costume! I like this little plot right now, I always wanted to right one of these soon ^^
