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A/N: I'm sorry if this chapter isn't as funny but I need to put a bit of plot into it, I hope you like it. And thanks a ton for the reviews it really makes me want to continue with the story.
The way back was pretty much the same as the way in, minus the radio part, I didn't feel like risking my life twice in one day.
In went into the kitchen to grab something to eat as the maid started to quiz me about my first day at school. Typical French.
Hidan had gone straight upstairs. I was about to go up when he came down, obviously in a hurry, 'cause he nearly ran into me. For the first time I noticed he was wearing a ring, and, oh god, (not Jashin) was that nail polish? If I didn't know he had a crush on his math teacher, I would have thought that he was gay. Also, he had some sort of cloth tied loosely around his neck. It was black with red clouds lined with white.
So, if Deidara is going to a meeting with Kakuzu, Sasori, Itachi and Kisame, who probably all know Hidan, my guess is they're all going to the same meeting.
"Going for the meeting are you?" I ask casually studying his reaction: I was right cause he paled, of it's possible for him.
"What the- how the hell do you know?" He was visibly perturbed.
"Oh, I know" I say smirking widely. This sort of thing always works with him.
I now pronounce blackmailing open. I don't really like blackmailing, but considering I don't know anything and he thinks I do, well it's like a white lie, only it would be called 'white mailing'. Who cares anyway, this is Hidan.
"How the fuck did you find out?"
"Well, I heard something's here and there while I ran into Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi and Kisame." I wasn't sure about Itachi and Kisame but from the face he made, I was obviously right. I wonder how big this thing is.
"You better not tell anyone or I'll-"
"You'll what? I'm the one holding the cards here, Hidan." I love it when he's got that look on his face.
"What about if I get rid of you now huh, you can't tell anyone then." Whoops, I didn't think that one up, I don't know if really would kill me but I'm not taking any chances.
"If you come anywhere near me" I start getting my phone out. "I'll press this button which I'll send every thing I know to one of my friends." His eyes widened. I think I owe him, he's the one subconsciously taught me to bullshit.
"Fine, fine just don't tell anyone alright?" No swearing? He must be really worried.
"Sure, sure." I must have had a very smug expression on my face right now; he stomped out of the house.
The only thing left to do is to go through his room to see what I can find out.
After ten minutes of going through every cupboard and drawer, nearly throwing up in the process when I found some very disturbing stuff that looked like a leftover sacrifice, I finally gave up. I didn't really expect to find anything of interest, Hidan isn't the type that carries important secret documents, anyone who knows him in the least bit, scratch that, anyone who's ever laid eyes on him wouldn't give them to him.
I was going to walk out when my eyes rested on his computer. Damn, how could I be so stupid? I quickly turned it on, since I don't how far he's going and how long the meeting will last. Luckily he hadn't put a password on for login in, but there was one on his mail client. But I happened to know my brother had no imagination, or memory therefore it couldn't be complicated or original. I tried hidan, with and without uppercases, nope wasn't that. I thought about it for a few minutes then it hit me. Jashin. How could it be anything else? I'd just logged on when I heard a car pull up into the driveway. Fuck. I quickly turned the computer off, and scuttled to my room. At least now I know his password I can get his mail next time he leaves the house, but with him being the lazy ass he is, it doesn't happen that often.
I got bored, so I went downstairs with the hope of watching television. Unfortunately shithead was there already, taking up the whole-fucking couch too.
"Haven't you got some sort of sacrifice to do?" I asked hoping to get rid of him. No such luck unfortunately. He just looked at me and then back at the TV. I went over to the TV and changed the channel.
"Why the fuck did you do that you bitch?" He shouted as he pulled out the remote from under a cushion to change it back. The batteries had been flat for over a week. I sat in a chair to his right.
"Looks like you'll have to move shithead." He glared at me then looked at the TV I could tell he deciding if it was worth the effort. I don't know how he manages not to be fat. The TV was now on the news channel, I could see he was struggling to stay awake.
The last interesting thing that happened last night was that Hidan did fall asleep on the couch, and me being the caring sister that I am, tipped a bucket of iced water over him. It could be seen as 'I didn't want him to have trouble sleeping tonight' but truth was I was bored, he was asleep and there was cold water lying around. As he was suddenly and unpleasantly woken up, he strung together what I think is longest list of swear words I've ever heard. I even learned a few new ones.
After a pretty uneventful dinner, I took a shower and went to bed.
The next morning the alarm clock woke me up. I looked at it and it was half past eight. Shit! I'm half an hour late and still in bed!
I dashed to the bathroom as I went through the hall, I saw that it was dark outside. What the...? I looked at the clock in the bathroom it said 4:15. Hidan immortal or not, you are so dead. I went back to bed picturing the best ways to torture my brother; I'd just settled on breaking his fingers when I realized he's probably enjoy it.
Back to the drawing board.
I'd been asleep for like half an hour when the maid came in and woke me up. Great, I'm gonna be tired all day now.
I did the usual morning crap, still thinking about how to get revenge on the ass I live with. I couldn't think of anything, but I found a perfect way of bugging him until I think of something. I'm going to be nice to him, not just nice but unnaturally nice. That'll make him shit-scared of me until I get revenge.
I was sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Hidan to come down. It was raining so I wasn't going to wait outside, plus the earlier I see him, the earlier he becomes paranoid. As if on cue, he came downstairs.
"Good morning Hidan, you look really good today!" I said to him, he looked at me like I came from a different planet. It worked, although I hadn't planned how hard it would be to be nice to him.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" He asked, eying me suspiciously.
"Nothing, can't I be nice to my brother?" I said giving him a smile that said 'I'm planning your painful death'. He gulped.
"Let's go," he said as he proceeded to the front door. I followed; I knew it was going to be a fun day, or week, depending on how long it takes me to get him.
We got into the car, Hidan turned the radio on, and it was still tuned to his radio station.
"Did I ever tell you how much I love your music?" I swear I saw him flinch. I think I might just drag it on.
Hidan was doing the usual swearing on the way to school, I just sat there in silence, not criticizing him once, I think it's hardest thing I've ever done. But it is so worth it.
We got to school; I scanned the area for Dei, as Hidan went off. A few minutes later I spotted him. He was talking to Sasori. Oh well, might as well join in right?
"Hey!" I greet them as I walked up to the pair.
"You seem in a good mood today." Remarked Deidara.
"I have my reasons."
"Want to share?" asked Sasori looking less bored for once.
"I can't really, not yet anyway." It's true they know Hidan; I doubt they would tell him my plan but you can't be too careful.
Dei was about to say something when it started pissing down. We all ran for the covered bit before we got soaked. The only thing is there were probably 500 kids in the school and a very small roofed area. Therefore we were all cramped together, normally I would be complaining, but considering I was cramped together with Sasori I was quite happy about it.
They sent one of the teachers to tell us to go to class now for shelter, and that the lessons would start at the usual time. Obviously, since the teachers are nice and cozy in their heated staff room. Since they didn't specify which classroom we were suppose to go into, everyone went with their friends into random classrooms. I was about to get installed when I heard shouting, the sort a crowd does when they're encouraging someone. This one sounded like "Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!". Sounds promising. Deidara and Sasori bolted out of the room towards the fight and I followed them.
They managed to push through the crowd to get to center. I got close enough to see that the two fighting were Jirobo, a.k.a. fatso, and Kisame, a.k.a. fishy. Deidara and Sasori tried to stop the fight, as were Kimimaro and Kidomaru.
The thing is Kisame was very tall, and pretty strong, Jirobo was quite tall and very large and they both seemed to want to kill each other.
No one was getting anywhere until Kakuzu, Hidan and Itachi entered the scene. Kakuzu easily stopped Kisame, being even taller, and when Itachi told him to stop struggling he did. Sasori turned to the others who had finally manage to get a grip on their, soon to be, sumo wrestlers.
"I thought we agreed school was neutral ground." He sounded very pissed off.
"Don't go drawing conclusions, Sasori, he attacked us." Said Kimimaro seeming equally pissed.
"And this won't go without consequences as you know. You broke the rules and as soon as we're out of here you'll pay. All of you." Was Kimimaro threatening them? And what's all this nonsense about neutral territory?
"Don't be fucking ridiculous, you don't stand a fucking chance against us." Well, we all know who said that.
"Oh don't worry about us, we have some back up, but I happen to know something you don't." Kimimaro smirked as the six of them walked off.
Sasori waited till the crowd was almost gone, and then he turned to Kisame, who had subsequently been released by Kakuzu.
"Damn it Kisame, can't you stay out of a fight for more than five minutes?" He said in a disturbingly calm tone. Kisame cringed.
"Look, I'm sorry, guys. They provoked me, and I just couldn't let it go." The others didn't seem moved by his excuse; in fact, it seemed to have made it worse.
By now I was the only one still standing in the corridor with them.
"If they weren't going to fight us tonight, I'd kill you right now," growled Sasori.
The bell rang and they all departed for class. Deidara seemed to have just noticed that I'd heard their little exchange.
"What the-" He cut me off:
"I'll explain later."
