Chris: *smiles at camera* Welcome back to TOTAL. DRAMA. SHARKTALE. ISLAND! Now, before we start the challenge, I would like to introduce the other campers we did not have time to introduce the other few campers. So, we'd like to say sorry and would like to introduce Angel Hale and Damien Black.
Angel: *Runs up to the camera and starts modeling* Hi guys! *she waves to the camera* I'm so happy to be on this game-show! I hope you root for me to become the winner of this show.
-Angel is wearing a black spaghetti strap-top covered by a white off-the-shoulder long tee-shirt. She has a black and grey plaid mini-skirt with black knee-high high heeled boots. She also i wearing a heart locked necklace and a charm bracelet. Her hair is to her waist, golden blond with icy blond-streaks. Her eye color ocean blue.-
Damien: *Pushes Angel aside so he can be in the spotlight*
Angel: HEY! WHAT THE HEL...- I mean... *coughs* What's wrong with you? Can't you be... nice?
Damien: *snorts* Bitch, when I say move, I mean it.
-Damien is wearing black EVERYTHING! Just like Raven, yet he has a long deep scar that goes through his right eye. His hair color is black with faded red blood kinda streaks. His hair is really long too.-
Chris: HEY! What you just say? This is MY show. And kids watch this too you know? You can't just going cursing off at people.
Damien: Then just make the show rated T.
Yuki: Um.. actually only videos games can be rated T. Shows and movies can be rated G, PG, PG-13, and R. But for TV shows there's...-
Damien: I don't give a crap about any of that! *Mutters* Nerd.
Yuki: Actually, I just play video games. Not all nerds play video games.
Damien: I don't care *walks into the crowd*
Chris: *shakes head* Great... another Duncan. Alright, Jake Grima. You're next.
Jake: *walks towards the camera* Hey. -His hair is black, all the way down to his shoulders and feathered. His eye color is bright blue. All what he pretty much wears is black. Black hoodie, black sneakers, black everything. He's a little pale, and a little thin. Not underweight though.-
Chris: Anything you want to say?
Jake: No. Except, one of the girls I know... where is she? I haven't seen her in forever!
Ashely: *steps up from behind the group* Right here! -Ashely has hazel colored-eyes and her hair color is bright red. It's cut into a bob with long, think bangs. She a normal weight, but just a little big around the waist. She is wearing a red skirt with a light pink tank top. Her shoes are black wedges, and most of the time she wears a silky white scarf. Like she is now.-
Jake: Hey Ash! *Runs up to her and hugs her*
Ashley: *hugs back* So glad I could see you again. *walks with Jake to the group of kids*
Chris: Next person we have is, Jada M!
Jada: Just Jada please!
-Jada walks up with a ton of bags that she got from the mall. She has brown eyes and brown that reaches mid-way through her elbow and shoulders. Her day clothes (which she's wearing now) is a nice, new, beige long sleeved shirt, black skinny jeans, and black shoes. She also has earrings, that are just studs. She mulatto and a little cubby.-
Jada: I got this new beige shirt at the mall. I was so happy to wear it for today! *walks over to the group*
Chris: Next is... Brian.
Brian: *walks to the camera* Hello there. I'm Brian... and I'm gunna destroy this island! But I really hope to make some new friends... and kill some in other words! Can't wait for the competition! *trots away*
Chris: Um... okay?
-While Brian is walking away, we can see that he's white, very fit, and tall in size. He's hair reaches his shoulders and is wavy and blonde. He wears a tee-shirt with a tiger face on it, a old vest with studs in the front of it and old frayed up skinny jeans. He also has glasses with emended skulls on them.-
Chris: Jon and Rayleen are the next two and last two. Where are you guys?
-A guy walks up with a girl slowly studding behind him. Jon has dirty blonde hair and his eye color is brown. He is wearing a green shirt, blue pants with white socks and brown shoes. His skin color is white and he's short + skinny-
Jon: I'm going to beat everyone here and win the cash! *smiles evilly at the camera*
Chris: Um... okay? Rayleen, you there?
Rayleen: Yeah.
Jon: *walks to the group and is about to step on a plant*
Rayleen: Oh, Jon! Don't step on that poor innocent plant! You could hurt the environment.
Jon: *steps on plant*
Rayleen: *covers mouth* Oh...
-Rayleen's hair color is long, curly and brunette that reaches her elbows. She has hazel eyes. She has an Amara skin tone and is skinny. She is wearing a gray short sleeved shirt crop top, with black shoes and black shorts.-
Rayleen: That wasn't very nice. Plants help the environment with all shorts of things. They help nutrient the soil we walk on and help us breath! It also provides food for vegetarians... like me!
Jon: *rolls eyes* You're a vegetarian? What about fish, do you like fish?
Rayleen: Oh I LOVE fish! Especially salmon. But I try to let the animals live free in the wild and the sea.
Chris: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! That's enough science for today, get in your teams and hush up people!
Rayleen and Jon: *walks to their teams*
Chef: *walks up to Chris* Are we startin' the challenge?
Chris: Yep! Luckily for them, it'll be easy.
Everyone: *smiles and sighs reliefs*
Chris: First things first, see those cabins over there? *points to the cabins* Well, one of those cabins are clean and have nice bedsheets with nice plumbing too.
Everyone: *nods and looks at the cabin approvingly*
Chris: Now the second one, *points to the one next to it* has cracked windows, torn up and blistered wooden beds and toilets that need scrubbing. Also there's no bathtub. It's just a bowl you'll have to bathe in.
Everyone: *shakes their heads, disgusted*
Chris: Luckily there will be NO ELIMANATION TONIGHT. The losing team will just have to learn how to live with the worst cabin. And you may ask yourself, "How do we get to best cabin"? Well, all what you have to do... *looks over at Chef* Drum-roll please?
Chef: *starts drumming two barrels that seemed to be next to him*
Chris: You have to empress me!
Chef: *stops*
Everyone: *start talking all at once* What do we say to impress him? How DO we impress him? DOES HE EVEN EVER GET IMPRESSED?
Chris: Settle down people! Stop the noise! My ears hurt! Now it's really simple. All what you have to do, is make a song that'll impress me, a video... or something, anything! And the team that wins earns the key to the nicest and cleanest cabin, and the other team... well... *pauses* You know what'll happen, just start making a song or something... and, also, before the competition starts, just letting you know that if anyone wants to say anything in the confession booth, it's just that porta-potty over there. *Points at porta-potty and then snaps his fingers and the challenge starts*
-RED TEAM-
Taya: Alright guys! I have a perfect idea. I think we should write a song about how amazing Chris is... even though he really ain't amazing.
Ashely: Why a song?
Taya: 'Cause I'm a rapper chick, that's why!
Angel: *standing next to them, listening to their conversation*
-Static-
Angel: So... my plan is to act all innocent and find the right people to trick into believe I'm nice, when really I'll back-stab them later in the challenge. If you didn't know, I'm Angel Hale, THE MANIPULATIVE BACKSTABBER, and I have to find the right person to trick into bringing them to the final four with me. Kinda like what Heather did, except I'm going to trick them more with style. And add more secret-ness into the backstabbing. So that's why I agreed with Taya's plan. So she'd think that we could be friends when actually I'm gunna let her lose at some point. I'm even better than Heather at winning. And people wish they were me. That must've been why everyone called me a bitch in high-school. *grunts* Whatever. I go at my own game.
-Static-
Angel: OMG girl! That is a really good idea. You can rap and I can be one of the main singers as well. We could do our own dances and songs. I'm a really good singer and GREAT at posing!
Taya: Great huh? *stares at Angel for a minute*
Angel: *stares back*
Taya: SURE! It's always great to have new friends. Just, let me work on the lyrics, kay?
Angel: *smiles fakely* Of course.
-Static-
Taya: I'm not real sure if I trust that Angel-girl, but for right now I guess she ain't a villian. Seems pretty nice to me anyway.
-Static-
-BLUE TEAM-
Grey: Do you guys seem to have any idea about what Chris like at all?
Zane: Honestly, all what Chris likes his himself. No one can impress him. No one has, and I highly dought anyone ever will.
Grey: *sighs* Well... we gotta do SOMETHING.
Pip: *writes in his journal and then gets an idea* Hey! Maybe we could write him a story or a poem or something?
Zane: *shakes her head* As much as I like writing and reading, Pip, that's a really dumb idea.
Pip: *ignores her comment and keeps writing*
Jada: Well, I might have something that'll impress him inside these bags I got from the mall. *she starts digging in her pile of stuff* I got a new chick bathing suit, a new really cute sweater with little diamonds and sparkles on them too! I can't wait to wear these.
Christy: I don't think that Chris is going to care about your diamond sparkling sweater, Jada.
-Static-
Christy: I think my team is really nice.. but, to be honest, I think they all have diffuculties. I mean, this is my first time talking to them... and they're kinda lacking strenth. I don't know if they are just tired or something... but really. Yuki has GOT to stop playing that annoying game. And Jada, well... Jada can sometimes talk too much til' she's annoying. I don't mean to complain but come on! Do we want good cabins or what? And I don't have an idea why Pip is writing in his stupid diary thing.
-Static-
Christy: Okay guys. We gotta impress him someway. If it kills us or not! I'd rather be sleeping in nice, clean beds... right guys?
Zane: Yeah... but what are we supposed to do?
Christy: Think about what Chris likes best.
Zane: *smiles* Torturing people... *laughs a little*
Grey: *laughs a little too* True.
Christy: Yeah, well besides that.
Casper: *puts on his goggles* He likes himself a lot. That spoiled man... annoys me to death.
Christy: EXACTLY! We've got... got to... *looks around like the answer is right in front of her face. Then she notices Pip's diary* Pip's diary!
Pip: *looks up startled* Wha...? This is a journal... NOT a diary.
Christy: Whatever Pip. *snatches his diary away from him* We should write him something. Like a poem on how awesome he is.
Pip: That's exactly what I was thinking. *snatches his "journal" back* I'll get started on it.
Christy: Alright Pip, great job.
-Red Team-
Taya: Okay people! You got what you gotta say and your moves?
Everyone: *smiles and nods their heads*
Taya: Okay guys! *she jumps in her place* Hit it Angel.
Angel: *sings in her high-pitched, but very good voice* CHRIS! He's the man! He always get's it right. Chris, GO CHRIS!
Everyone else behind her (the back-up dancers): CHRIS! THE MAN! CHRIS! CHRIS!
Angel: *keeps singing* YEAH! Chris, is the best guy in town!
Taya: YO! Chris is the guy who knows what's going up and down and al-round the town!
Angel: Chris! HE IS THE MAN!
Taya: Yeah, yeah, the man!
Everyone else: CHRIS! *They all jump into a pose*
Taya: Alright guys! That was awesome.
Chef: *Blows a whistle*
Taya: Oh, and look. Right on time too.
Chris: Okay people. I think that was a good enough time thinking about how to impress me. And you better impress me... CAUSE I'M BORED. *takes water from intern* Thank you intern... NOW GO CLEAN THE TOILETS!
*The intern quickly runs away towards the port-potty*
Chris: So, who's first?
Christy: *looks around for Pip* PIP! WHERE'S THE POEM!?
Pip: *walks over to Christy* Here it is. *Tears out a page from his "journal"*
Christy: *takes it* Thanks.
Taya: *walks up to Chris* I think we should go first.
Chris: Alright. Show me what you got.
*The whole red team gets in their positions and Taya whispers...* One... Two... Three... GO!
Angel: *sings* CHRIS! He's the man! He always get's it right. Chris, GO CHRIS!
Everyone else behind her: CHRIS! THE MAN! CHRIS! CHRIS!
Zane: *whispers to Grey* They're pretty good...
Angel: *sings* YEAH! Chris is the best guy in town!
Taya: YO! Chris is the guy who knows what's going up and what's going down and al-round the town!
Angel: Chris! he is the man!
Taya: Yeah, yeah, the man!
Everyone else: CHRIS! *they all jimp into a pose*
Chris: *looks stunned and amazed. He wipes a tear from his eye* That... was... GORGES! Just beautiful. *starts crying a little bit*
Grey: *whispers to Zane* Is he REALLY crying?
Zane: *laughs under her breath*
Chris: I would just give you the keys right over... but not right now. Let's see blue team. What do you got?
Christy: *slowly walks over to Chris and hands him the piece of paper* It's a um... a poem we wrote about you.
Chris: *unfolds the paper* October the 2nd, 2014. Where do I begin? My life sucks because of this annoy guy at school. The only friend I have is my sister... Raven. She doesn't talk much. In fact, she really never talks...
Pip: *looks up shocked and confused* OH NO! That's not it!
Christy: *looks over at Pip* What do you mean "that's not it"?
Pip: He's reading the wrong thing! *Runs to Chris and screams* PUT THAT DOWN!
Chris: *stops reading and jumps away from Pip* Whoa, whoa, kid... chill.
Pip: That's one of my journal entries I wrote about.
Chris: Journal? Sounds more like a diary to me.
Pip: *snatches piece of paper and gives him the poem* HERE.
Chris: *unfolds the poem* Chis is the best... Chis is the best... Chis is the best... Chis is the best... x21? What does "x21" mean?
Pip: It mean times 21 times. It means that I told you that you are the best 21 times!
Chris: *shakes head* Wow... this... really, really... SUCKS. Really? How are you even a poet? You even spelled my name wrong! You forgot the "R"s!
Pip: *looks back at the paper* Oh... *sighs*
Chris: Chef, burn this would you?
Chef: *takes poem and throws it into the fire.
Chris: Well... I'm pretty sure we found ourselves a winner. Red team, here's the keys to the nicest cabin.
EVERYONE ON TEAM RED: WHOO-HOO!
EVERYONE ON TEAM BLUE: GROANS and SIGHS
Taya: *takes the keys* COME ON PEOPLE! LET'S GET OUR CABIN.
Christy: *takes the keys for their cabin* Great...
-Once they leave, Chris turns around with a big smile plastered on his face.-
Chris: How do you guys feel about which teams got which cabins? Are you happy or totally angry? Do you think that Grey and Zane are becoming friends? Welp... thanks for watching this time and hope to see you guys next episode on TOTAL. DRAMA. SHARKTALE. ISLAND!
