A/N incredibleflan: haha, I guess you gotta wait a little longer, i plan to make Sougo and Shinpachi suffer a bit more with the mystery mehahaha! *_*, thanks for the review!

Currently-addicted-to-OkiKagu: first of all, your username is awesome \(^_^)/ . Also, glad you like the fic, I miss okikagu too,T_T . Don't worry there will be more of this huhu!


Sougo and Shinpachi had been following Kagura and Hijikata for a while now,

once the two had walked off, holding hands 'Blurgh!', Sougo had dragged a flabbergasted Shinpachi with him on their trail.

Sougo tried his best not to think about what he was seeing right now.

He couldn't recall Hijikata ever holding hands with anyone, even his sister, Mitsuba.

There was that time Sougo had handcuffed him with the Yorozuya boss, but that was involuntary.

Ahead of Sougo, he could clearly see that it was Hijikata leading the way, holding China's hand purposely. 'Blurgh!'

On a side note, Sougo planned already, after clearing this weirdness up of course, to double his attempts to kill that bastard vice chief

for making him feel disgusted so many times today.

"Hijikata-san ...Kagura-chan...hands...holding...pervert..." He heard Shinpachi mutter every once in a while.

Great, the glasses was broken, Sougo thought.

"Oy, get yourself together." Sougo told him.

"Bu-but Okita-san, this can't be 'that' can't it?" Shinpachi asked, clearly still panicking.

"Be what? Use proper words, idiot glasses." Sougo replied, though he already knew what the glasses meant.

"A D-d-d-date!" Shinpachi burst.

Sougo cringed, "Good job glasses, you've made me feel sick as well too to-"

But he didn't finish.

"AHHHHHH!" Kagura's voice came.

The two frantically tried to find her, they had lost sight of their targets during their talk.

No way, Sougo thought. Did that Hijikata-bastard do something?

But this is China we're talking about, that girl can probably kick Hijikata's ass if needed.

There! They spotted Kagura standing in front of a shop. Hijikata stood beside her, rubbing his shoulder.

"What the hell was that China? You nearly tore my arm off, dammit!" Hijikata growled.

"But look! it's assorted sukonbu!" Kagura exclaimed excitedly, her eyes sparkled whilst staring at a packet being sold at the stall.

Their spies face-palmed. Apparently, Kagura's sukonbu radar went off, causing her to shout in joy and run towards the shop with poor Hijikata in tow.

The two spies, whom, just a few seconds ago, seemed to be on the verge of panic, looking for what they thought would be a Kagura-in-trouble,

simultaneously sighed.

Shinpachi in relief and exasperation, Sougo in tiredness and slight irritation.

"I hope the sukonbu is poisoned." Sougo said nonchalantly.

Shinpachi flinched, "Okita-san that's too much!"

"No, Her sukonbu addiction is too much. She should also give some to Hijikata-san. Two bastards taken out at once, That would be a good day." Sougo replied.

Dammit, why was he wasting his time following these two? He should just go home and nap, then torture Hijikata-san later for the truth.

He couldn't take watching this idiotic pair anymore.

It has only made him sick so far and wasn't entertaining at all.

He was just about to tell Shinpachi the operation was over when-

"Hey..." he heard the China say, Sougo turned to look at her and felt his stomach churn again for another vomit: That Monster girl was blushing!

What came out of her mouth next though, really made him throw up the rest of his stomach's contents, along with a little blood.

"...You know I love you right?" China said.