A Day in the Life...
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Warnings: Slight Cursing
Clint being Clint while running errands.
"Listen kid, I've saved your privileged ass more times than you'd care to know."
"I'm so sorry Mr...Hawkeye-sir, I can't just give you a discount."
Clint narrowed his eyes at the short, red haired teen boy behind the counter. He had volunteered to pick up extra things that members around the tower needed, including tampons for ladies. Those things were expensive though, and Clint be damned if he was gonna spend 8 dollars on a box of cotton blood absorbers.
"I have ID."
"Mr. Hawkeye, I can't give you a discount."
"That's Mr. Barton to you."
The teen was flustered and began digging behind the counter in search of some kind of cue cards on what to say in this situation.
"Listen, kid, have you ever had a period?" The teen stopped in his tracks and stared up at Clint, terrified.
"No-no sir."
"Neither have I, but I hear they're shit. So I'm not asking for a discount on anything else, but the tampons, okay?"
"I can't do that sir," the teen said, shrinking. Suddenly Clint get a sharp slap against the back of his leg and turned to see a a short, older lady holding a cane and a coupon book. She held the book out to Clint.
"Now find what you need and leave that poor boy alone." Clint grabbed the book and began hastily flipping through until he found what he needed.
"Thanks sweetheart," He said, handing the book back to her and kissing the old woman on her face. In response he got several smacks on the side with the wooden cane.
The teen rang up the merchandise and coupons without saying a word. As Clint gathered his belongings, he looked at he boy with a mischievous look in his eye and hand him a twenty dollar bill.
"That wasn't so hard, now was it."
Of course, when Clint returned to the Tower and told how amazing it was that some stores offered discounts to members of the Avengers, he left most of the details of his escapade out.
