One dry Earth morning later, lines of children were marching off to Skool in silence. A light rain poured down on a happy Miz skipping to Skool. Rain didn't affect Miz like it did affect all Irkens in general because rain, like everyone else, loved her and was her best friend.
One her way over, Miz was being followed. She was perfectly aware, but thought it was just one of her many fans. Or maybe a cat.
What Miz didn't know was that it was a cat. A blue cat. A robotic blue cat. Yes, Mimi was following Miz around. Or really, being sent to follow Miz around. Robots don't have free will, so Mimi's owner, Irken Janitor Tak had given her orders.
Where Tak was now was a mystery. Or why Tak was back. She had, after all, being sent flying into space with nothing but an escape pod. Why should she be back now? Miz, oblivious to Mimi, skipped into Skool not a minute early or late and sat in her seat next to Zim happily. Zim gave her a sloppy grin, which was totally in character. Across the room, Bid was stealing glances at Dib every few milliseconds. Dib had noticed and was repeating the gesture.
The daily chaotic activity of the classroom died down when Ms. Bitters entered and took her seat at the desk. Ms. Bitters, as usual, was in a foul mood, but today she looked particularly murderous.
"Children, I can only hope there's a mistake, for another wretched child has been stuffed into this horrible classroom."
The classroom's door flung open to revel Tak.
Dib gasped. This caused Bid to glare at him. Zim growled angrily. This caused Miz to glare at him. Other kids recognized Tak as well, and there was quite some muttering.
"Tak!" Said Miz, who had managed to suddenly know Tak despite having arrived the previous day, "what are you doing back here!"
Tak glared at Miz, obviously stunned by her beauty, "I don't know you. Anyways, I'm Ta-"
"I DO know you Tak!" Interrupted Miz, "We were rivals! Remember Tak! I mean, maybe you erased me from your memory because I always won in our rivalry, but still, remember!"
An enlightened look came upon Tak's face, "Miz?" she asked, trembling slightly.
"Yes Tak, Miz."
And then Tak fainted.
Tak woke up in the nurse's office. Circling her, forming a semi-circle in her vision, was Zim, Bid, Miz and Dib. They had all been chosen to escort unconscious Tak to the nurse's office. However, none of them looked happy with her.
"Tak, explain what you think you're doing here," said Zim with a snarl.
"Yeah," agreed Miz, Dib and Bid concurrently.
Tak tried to laugh, but she was still dizzy from being unconscious, so her laugh sounded more like she was choking. "You think I'm going to tell my plan to you?" She laughed like she was choking again, "My plan is so perfect, it's perfect!"
Tak stood up a bit too quick, but that kind of thing didn't faze her much. She activated her robotic appendages, and Miz, and Dib were almost knocked over as Tak started to out of the Skool's hallway.
"We have to stop that disgusting Tak! She has a plan for Earth's sake!" Yelled Dib.
"She is certainly evil. Tak is very evil!" Shouted Zim
"I hate that Tak, always ruining our plans!" Said Bid, forgetting she didn't know Tak and that this was the second time Tak had ever come to Earth.
"Yeah!" Said Zim, "don't you agree, Miz-soupfa?"
There was no response.
"Miz-nafrs?"
No response.
"Miz-drgts?"
That's when Zim, Dib and Bid realized Miz was gone. Tak had taken her, obviously.
WHO is Mimi and what role does she play?
WHAT will happen to poor Miz?
WHEN will I stop buying surgery treats?
WHERE in the world is Carmon Santiago?
WHY did Tak return?
(Nafrs, Drgtsand Soupfa are all terms of Irken affection, I think. I won't make Zim use them every time he says Miz, I swear! Also, this took awhile.)
