When we last left Monika and her friends, they were being stopped by yet another monster. This time, it was the actor who played Michael Cromwell in Jungle 2 Jungle. Natsuki was confused. "Why are we fighting Tim Al-" She couldn't finish that sentence due to content guidelines. The voice of Buzz Lightyear let out a mighty AEUGH and started throwing wrenches at them. They dodged all of them. Monika laughed. "Is that all you got?"Santa Claus in The Santa Clause shook his head. "To infinity and beyond!" he said. A laser cannon came out of his wrist. He fired at Sayori and Natsuki, knocking them out. He aimed the laser at Monika. Monika quickly pulled out a knife that she somehow had, and threw it to Yuri. "Yuri! Deus ex Machina!" she yelled. Yuri grabbed the knife and started swinging it around like a madman. She sliced off part of his hair, and since I don't really want to kill this particular comedian, he surrendered.
"Well… that was… a letdown.. Pretty... short too.." said Yuri. Conveniently, at the same time, Sayori and Natsuki woke up.

They continued up the mountain and finally reached the Noosemaster. The Noosemaster simply said "Cute panties, Natsuki." and gave Sayori a new golden noose. The girls returned to I guess Japan and had chicken nuggets.

The End