Chapter Four: Yazoo's Hair

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy. But as of today, I do own my sister's head…

Yazoo, Loz and Kadaj went back to their house, having finally come to the conclusion that mother was not at the school. Coming to the front door, they saw the neighbours coming home. A little boy got out of the car, crying, and whined at his father, "Daddy! I accidentally gave my valentine to a boy!" Yazoo groaned. He didn't want to be reminded of today's unfortunate events. The three went inside.

Later that night, Yazoo was whining. Again. "I wish people wouldn't mistake me for a girl!" he complained. "I bet it's because of my long hair! I wish I could just shave it all off and be bald." Suddenly there was a crashing sound behind them and they turned around to see, emerging from a cloud of dust… The Evil Amashi-ness!

Yazoo shuddered, thinking about some of The Evil Amashi-ness's previous antics. Kadaj shuddered, thinking about The Evil Amashi-ness's friend, The Evil Satori-ness. Vincent shuddered, thinking about The Evil Amashi-ness's friend, The Evil Emmie-ness.

Kadaj turned around. "Where the hell did you come from?!" he shouted at Vincent. Vincent shrugged mysteriously. Kadaj just got angrier. He pulled out his sword and Vincent pulled out his gun, and together they proceeded to smash the house.

Loz, who was watching them, heard a noise and turned around. Yazoo was standing there, giggling evilly. "What the hell?" Loz exclaimed. The Evil Amashi-ness took off her newly made Yazoo wig and moved so Loz could see the pathetic figure behind her. It was Yazoo. And he was bald. And he was crying. Loz couldn't have been happier.

"Don't cry, Yazoo!" he chuckled, and suddenly The Evil Amashi-ness turned around.

"Don't cry, Loz!" she teased. Then suddenly the room filled up with fangirls.

"DON'T CRY, LOZ!" said all the fangirls in sync, raising handkerchiefs at him. Loz fled the room in horror.

Vincent and Kadaj were still fighting, but stopped and shuddered when the room filled up with fangirls. This gave Vincent time to let The Evil Satori-ness out of his cloak so she could go and glomp Kadaj, rendering him unable to fight due to the fangirl on his back.

Suddenly the fangirls and Vincent were gone, leaving Kadaj and Loz to mock Yazoo for his sudden lack of hair. "She made it into a wig!!" he cried. By the end of the night, he had resolved to wear a paper bag over his head for the rest of his life.