Any whatsits, onto my story!
"On your mark. Get set..." BAM!
It had been a week since Naruto started school at Ryou'o High, and already she was pretty well known. Everyone who knew of knew how weird she was. Whether it be her eccentric personality, her verbal tick (ie. dattebayo) or her unhealthy obsession with ramen. Also, the fact that every guy who asked her out got knocked on his ass wondering "What the hell just happened?", and she refused to change in front of anyone.
It even got to the point that rumors where flying around about her being yuri.
Now it was P.E. class, and Naruto once again proved that she was faster than Konata. She would run at olympic speeds, while not even breaking a sweat, and deny any requests to join track.
"Wow, Kona-chan, Naru-chan," Tsukasa said, holding a clipboard and a stopwatch, "both of you are so good at athletic. Why don't you join any spots teams?"
"If I joined up with any sports, I'd miss all my prime time anime shows." Konata said.
"If I joined up with any sports, I wouldn't be able to read as much fan fiction." Naruto said.
-Later at lunch-
Naruto, Konata, and Tsukasa were sitting in the class, eating thier respective lunches, when Konata looked up at Tsukasa and said, "Hey, Tsukasa, which end of a choco cornet do you eat first?"
"I usually start with the head." she replied.
*munch*
"So which end of this thing is the head? The thin end or the fat end?"
"I alway thought it was the thin end. Which do you think is the head?"
"I always thought it was the fat end. What about you, Naruto?"
"I'll hafta agree with Konata-chan on that one."
*munch*
"Why do you think it's the thin end?"
"I always thought it looked kind of like a sea shell. Why do you guys think it's the fat end?"
"I always thought it looked more like a caterpiller." Konata replied, getting a shocked reaction out of Tsukasa.
"I see your reasoning, but I kinda saw it like someone with a fat head, you know, one of those people that think too damn highly of themselves." the blonde replied. Again, Tsukasa was shocked at thier thoughts.
"I can see where your comming from, although now that I think about it, a seashell leaves a much better image."
As Konata took another bite out of her choco cornet, the cream on the bottom leaked out, causing her to get annoyed and lick it. After that happened two more times, Miyuki, who had just walked in, and said,
"You know, you could always tear off the thin end and dip it in to the cream on the fat end."
"Urk!"
"Huh, never would've thought of that." Naruto commented.
After drinking some milk, Konata looked up to her friend and said, "It figures you'd know that, your so smart Miyuki-san."
"Oh no, everyone has thier own way of eating things."
"How do you eat cream puffs?" Konata asked.
"I like to take off the top, and dip into the cream on the bottom, and after the cream is done, eat the bottom. I find that if I do it that way, none of the cream will spurt out."
"What about the ones with custard and cream?" Tsukasa asked. "Do you have a system for eating those? Do you mix the flavors toghether?"
"I don't have a system for those persay... Wait, how exactly would one mix the flavors toghether?"
"Ah, just asking."
"When do you eat the strawberry on top of a strawberry shortcake?" the chibi continued, "or the chestnut on top of a mont blanc?"
"What the hell's a mont blanc?" Naruto cut in, reciving stares from Konata and Miyuki.
"Umm... I kinda don't know what one is either." Tsukasa said, comming to the blondes defence.
"Well," Miyuki started, "A mont blanc is a dessert made primarily of whipped cream and chest nuts. The name comes from the largest moutain in the Alps, due to the fact that the dessert itself looks like a snow capped mountain.
"Wow," Naruto said, shocked at the explaination, "did you read that word for word from something? It sounded like you were lookin' at wikipedia while talkin'." This of course shocked Miyuki a bit. Never had she been compaired to a search engine.
"Nah, that's just the way she is." Konata said.
"Back to the topic at hand..." Miyuki continued. The girls spent the rest of lunch talkig about how they eat certain foods. Other than some input from Naruto, you could just watch the anime to find out how they eat.
A/N and done. ugh, the bad thing about having free time without access to your computer is that when you write this stuff of paper, its a huge pain in the ass to type it all out. that said, read, review, and have fun waiting for the next chapter of Saitama no Kitsune!
