Merc with One Piece

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Chapter 4: Stupid Krieg (Preview)

Author: I'M BACK! It's been a VERY long time since I've updated, so I'm giving you guys a quick preview of what is to come next chapter. So far, the rest is in progress and this is as far as I can get. SO, ENJOY!


"Alright! Listen up!" Deadpool shouted while walking back and forth in a slow pace, glancing at the cooks while wearing a soldier helmet, "We're here to kick that old, purple mummy over there!" He pointed at Krieg, who glared at him. "So, who's ready to defend this restaurant!?" The cooks, except Sanji and Zeff, cheered and whooped.

"Let's get them!" Luffy cried with excitement and determination. Wade nodded in approval.

"This is gonna be an easy battle." Deadpool said in a calm voice, "So here's the plan: The cooks will deal with the pirates, Luffy will do the same, and I'll…." His sentence was interrupted by loud stomping near Krieg and his men. Everyone looked to see a giant man wearing silver armor plates on his stomach and hands, with pearls on his shoulders, on the top if his head, and his plates.

"Whoa…" Luffy gasped in amazement. The man's pearls then turn to flames, making some of the cooks shake in fear.

"Who the hell called Giant Gonzales?!" Wade yelled at Don Krieg, who simply smirked in reply, "Alright, new plan: Sanji, you take care of him." Sanji nodded. "Mustache, you can do whatever you want. I'll get Krieg."

"Men…." Krieg called to his arm, "Kill them all!" The pirates charged at them with a battle cry. Wade shook his head then looked at the cooks.

"Ready? Charge!" Wade yelled. He, Luffy, Sanji, and some of the cooks charged. The others stayed back and continued to shake in fear. Zeff simply shook his head in disappointment. Meanwhile, Gin looked in horror when Sanji started fighting Pearl and some pirates. Wade slashed his way through some pirates until he felt someone grab his head and held him up in the air.

"Time to die, 'Red'!" Krieg cackled before chucking Wade into his broken ship. Luffy noticed this and, using his stretched out arm, grabbed Krieg by his neck and nailed him in the face. Deadpool came out of the rubble and charged at Krieg, who was still dizzy from the hit.

"I'm gonna knock you out!" Deadpool sang while cutting through Do Krieg's armor, "Momma said knock you out! Oh wait, she's probably dead!" He finished his song by kicking him in the chin, sending the captain tumbling near the water. He then fanned himself with his hand. "Did it just get hot in here?"

"Look out!" warned Sanji. Wade turned around, but his face was met with a fire shield. Wade clutched his face and yelped in pain. Pearl laughed until a foot smashed into his face. Sanji started to beat on Pearl until Krieg let out a cry of frustration.

"You stupid masked freak!" He screamed, making Deadpool cringe at his volume, "I've had enough of your stupid jokes, your stupid stunts, and your stupid crew!" Hearing this, Luffy, who punched one of Krieg's men, glared at him. "I can't wait to kill you! I'll have your head up on my captain's quarters." Wade chuckled before rolling his eyes.

"So, wait, you're gonna have my head up your ass?" He asked, making Don Krieg growl loudly, "Listen pal, I don't swing that way. Maybe Giant Gonzales over there, who is currently getting his ass beat…" He pointed at Pearl, who was getting beat by Sanji. "…Nailed it didn't I? Anyway, Giant Gonzales over here might like that." Don Krieg let out a battle cry before pulling out his guns. "Here we go, again!" BANG! BANG! BANG! Deadpool blocked the bullets with his swords and took out a pistol and fired.

"Is that the best you can do?" Krieg cackled when Wade's bullets bounced off his armor. Deadpool teleported in front of Krieg and was about to pull the trigger until he was suddenly swiped away by Krieg. "I've got something for ya!" His shield then grew a spike on top and grew a handle from the bottom of it.

Gin gasped, "That's Don Krieg's ultimate weapon: The Great Battle Spear!"

Wade laughed, "Please, I have a bunch of those at home." Krieg growled and swung the weapon, but Wade dodged it. To Wade's surprise, the impact created an explosion. "Oh damn, that was close…"

"Got ya!" Krieg cackled.

Wade blocked the point of the spear with his swords before sighing, "Oh fu-" his sentence was cut off by the explosion that came along with the impact. Deadpool yelped before his burnt body hit the floor, leaving a smoke trail in the air. CRACK! The sound of wood cracking startled Sanji and Luffy and they turned around to see Gin put a gun up to the now kneeling Zeff. The cooks cried out in shock and horror while Sanji went wide eyed.

"Mister Peg Leg guy…" Wade managed to cough out, noticing the broken peg leg scattered to pieces. "…Well, not anymore…"