A/N: Hello! Another chapter TWO WHOLE DAYS AAFTER? I'm way too good for you guys. Anyway, I'm going to do an alchemy-confusing happy ending.

Words: 2,427

Warning: YAOI INCEST. THERE IS SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER. MY APOLOGIES. Elricest, Almei, one-sided EdWin. Roy is going to become Parental!Roy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Mrs. Meyers. Steal her and die.


Ed's Point of View

By the time I got to the station that night, I was seriously regretting my decision. Maybe I should've just stayed with Winry, married her, and had kids.

But while I had to account for her happiness, what about mine? Didn't I deserve to be happy too?

I laugh at myself as I buy my ticket home, earning a stare from the ticket master. She hands me the ticket slowly, and I let out soft growl. She drops the ticket into my hand and gives me a smile.

"Always were a feisty one, eh Ed?"

I just blinked at her. I had no idea who she was, and this was kinda weird. "Ummmh?"

She gave me a smile. "Don't you remember? I used to bring your mother flowers every Sunday."

My eyes lit up. "Mrs. Meyers! It's so good to see you! I didn't recognize you at all! How have you been?"

She laughed and looked me in the eye. "Just fine and yourself?" She pauses for a minute. "And how is dear Alphonse? The last time I saw him he was 6 feet tall and was bound to that suit of armor. Did you restore your bodies yet?"

I laughed again. Mrs Meyers was smarter than she looked. She was also an alchemist, but she was more into the agricultural side of alchemy. "I'm doing great. Al's back in his rightful body, and we're living in Central. I actually just came to see Winry."

Mrs. Meyers raised an eyebrow. "Why isn't Alphonse with you?"

Nonchalantly scratching the back of my head, I looked down. "I came to spend some "special" time with Winry." I figured Winry would tell Mrs. Meyers about our "break-up" later. Everyone in Risembool figured Winry and I were gonna get married. Were they in for a surprise or what?

Mrs. Meyers just chuckled. "But why? You don't love Winry."

I blankly stared at her. "I-uh.."

The train whistle blows in the distance. She straightens up and looks at me, her soft gray hair framing her wrinkled face. "Your trains her Edward, you should hurry and get on it."

I bade her farewell and start to walk away. Halfway to the train I stop. "Mrs. Meyers..?" I ask turning around.

She looks at me from her ticket booth. "Yes?"

"How did you know I wasn't in love with Winry?"

She smiles warmly at me. "It is quite obvious Ed. You're in love with your brother instead."


When I got back to Central a day after I left, Al was surprised. No, more like angry.

"NIISAN YOU IDIOT!" Is the first thing I hear when Al swings the door open at our apartment.

"Hey Al…"

"Winry called me last night! She said that you showed up, acting all flirty like, than you told her that you were in love with someone else!"

"Heh… It's not as bad as it seems Al… "

He glares at me, grabs my shirt, and throws me inside. I roughly land on the floor, and he jumps on top of me and grabs my shoulders. "Not as bad as it seems? Are you serious? She's shattered! She was sobbing hysterically because you chickened out on telling her how you feel and made up some stupid story on how you love someone else!"

Color rises to my cheeks when I realize how close Al is to me. I can feel his hips resting on mine, his pelvis grinding on mine in a completely non-sexual way, except I wish it was the sexual way.

He lowers his face so his nose is centimeters from mine. "Why niisan? I can't stand to hear her cry." He lowers his face so he's even closer to me.

My breathing starts to quicken, along with my heart rate. Holy crap, is he going to kiss me? At the last possible second, just when I think he's gonna press his rosebud lips onto mine, he presses his lips to my cheek.

I'm slightly saddened by this, but ecstatic all the same. I wrap my arms around him, forgetting about the awkward position we are in.

We lay there in peace for a minute before Al speaks again. "Do you love someone else niisan?"

I pause momentarily. "Yeah."

Al pulls off of me, straddling my hips. "Who is it?"

I blush lightly and shove him off. "None of your business!"

He grins at me. "Awh come on, we tell each other all our secrets!"

I feel a little guilt pinch at me. "No, not this one. I will tell you when the time comes."

He sighs and frowns. "Alrrright." He stands up and brushes himself off. "I'm going to take a shower, than we'll go out for dinner, okay?"

I nod in approval, and return to my book.


20 minutes later I look up from my incredibly interesting book on alkahestry that Al left laying out. The water had stopped running so I assumed Al was done with his showering.

"Al? Hey Al? I need to pee! Hurry up and finish!" I waited for a minute and upon hearing silence I knocked again.

No sound.

A bit of worry fills me as I pound on the door, hearing no movement on the other side.

Shit!

I slam into the door, breaking it off its hinges. It slams on the ground with a bang, and a sound of splashing water fills my ears.

"Niisan!"

I turn into the direction of the bath, to see Al standing stark naked in the middle of the hot water.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck shit.

I blush deep red, and am not hugely surprised by the sudden rush of blood to my groin.

Al sighs and glares at me lightly, still naked. "Niisan calm down, I was just sleeping in the bath is all."

I turn away from him and fill my mind with images of a naked Mustang to try and destroy my erection. "Al, put some clothes on geez…"

He glares at me some more before speaking. "I wouldn't be naked if you didn't barge in! At least I was done with my bath when you barged in. Geez niisan, have some manners."

He shooes me out, and frankly I'm happy to take this opportunity.

"I'll be in our room Al."

He calls something out about coming out in 10 minutes and I quickly alchemize a new door for the bathroom, slip it on it's hinges and rush to our bedroom.

As soon as I arrive at my destination, I flop onto my bed, discarding my no extremely tight jeans. As soon as they are laying on the floor, I slip out of my boxers exposing my throbbing erection to cool air.

Shit.

I slowly grasp my penis in my left hand and start to stroke quickly. I haven't excactly seen Al naked since I brought him back, and I was too excited/worried/scared/upset/estatic to look at Al's nakedness.

This image, however, was going to be permanently burned in my brain.

As I feel the semen bubbling in my shaft, all my thoughts are on Al. His smooth body, closer, his beautiful face, closer still, his amazing sweetness, almost there, his- my body shudders- erect penis… And I'm there. My body shudders and I moan in release as I come hotly over my fingers.

"Ahhhl!"

After I clean up and Al and I are dressed again, we leave the house to go grab a bite to eat at a local café.

Al's blabbing about some story of him and Mei on their recent travels but I brush it off. Not like I want to hear about Mei anyway.

When we finally arrive at our destination, Al looks at me with a tired expression. "Ready to go in?"

I shrug, the location of where we eat is indifferent to me as long as I can spend time with Al.

Just as we are going to set foot inside, I hear someone screech Al's name and the sound of car tires skidding.

Al and I whirl around and stare at the black car that's pulled up on the curb outside the café

Who else should step from the car than the lovely Roy Mustang?

"Alphonse." Did his voice have a hint of distress behind it?

"Yes Colonel? May I ask why you're here?"

Roy sighs and looks at me. "We need you to go on a mission. It's incredibly important, and we need your skills." He gives us a distressed look. "This mission could prevent a war."

As soon as Al's mouth opens to speak I cut him off. "Hell no. I'm going in his place." No way in hell was I letting Al go! If he got hurt….

Mustang sighs. "That's fine."

Al punches me on the shoulder. "Niisan! I can take this mission! I'm not six anymore, so stop acting like it. I'm going."

Mustang raises an eyebrow. I shove Al away and walk towards Mustang. "No Al."

"Niisan!"

I climb into the car and slam the door shut, not looking at Al's angry face.

Once Roy climbs in, he starts the car to drive away. I roll down the window to wave to Al and apologize. As soon as I stick my head out the window I wish I hadn't because the last thing I hear Al say is:

"NIISAN! I HATE YOU!"

So many times in my head had I imagined Al saying that, whether it was because he hated me condemning me into a metal shell for so many years or whether it was because I had somehow fucked up and kissed him. I just never imagined he'd actually say it.

Sure I felt numb but hey, I had a country to save. Mustang looked at me through the driver's mirror before sighing.

"I'm sorry about this Fullmetal." He sighs again. "But we are going to need you to, umh, disguise yourself. This isn't exactly a normal mission. The reason we selected Alphonse was because of his, ehm, feminine looks. Normally we would have had Mei do this but she's out of town."

I sat up, suddenly interested. "Woah woah woah, what does my brother's feminine-ness have to do about anything?"

Mustang looks at me and sighs, again. "We were sort of going to ask Al to dress as a girl and infiltrate using his feminine charm."

"WHAT?" I'm leaning of my seat and am glaring daggers at Mustang. "YOU WERE GONNA MAKE AL INTO A GIRL?"

Mustang chuckles. "You handled that better than I thought you would. We were gonna send you pictures of it though.."

I couldn't help but imagine what Al would look like as a girl. That was irrelevant though. I can't believe that BASTARD was gonna make Al dress as a girl!

Mustang sighs and hands me a list. "Change your hair color to black and braid it like Mei's. You're being deployed in 10."

Isn't military life grand?

(A/N: WAYYY TO LAZY TO WRITE MISSION SCENES. IF YOU WANT, I'LL DO IT AS A SEPARATE FIC)

8 weeks later I was on a train home to Central. According to the note Mustang gave me, Mei was on a mission solo, and Al was training young alchemists in Central.

By the time I arrived home it was pitch-black and I was extremely excited. I was finally going to see Al again!

When I unlocked the front door, I heard someone mumble a greeting from Al's room.

I dropped my bags on the ground and ran towards the sound. "Al! Alphonse!" I didn't even notice I was still using my girl voice.

I ran into the room, breathless and sweaty. I was still dressed as a girl, but unfortunately I had forgotten that fact.

"Mei?" Al hiccuped from inside the room. When I stepped inside, my shoulders drooped. Al was drunk. Al only drank when he was so emotionally torn up inside that he couldn't stand it anymore. Did he and Mei fight? Even if Al did break up with Mei, it wasn't worth it to see Al in that state.

"Mei? Ish dat you? Whyre you back sho soon?" He hiccuped again and stood up, wrapping his arms around me. "I mish niishan."

As soon as I opened my mouth to respond when I felt a pair of lips smash onto mine.

HOLY SHIT!

I placed my hands on his shoulders to push him away when I felt his tongue slip into my mouth.

Oh god. I was so not letting go now, even though I'd regret it like hell later. I feverishly kissed him back, fighting with his tongue in a mock-battle. He easily won, and he pulled me onto the bed with him. I was too damn happy to even care that he thought I was Mei right now, seeing as I had unfortunately forgotten that fact.

When i felt a hand slip inside my shirt, I pulled closer. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention I had to transmute boobs onto myself? No? Well I did. And to be honest, I had never touched them. I felt too awkward about it. SO when Al gripped one, I cried out in pleasure.

Our tongues fought some more, and Al roamed my body with his hands. After our pitiful foreplay was done, he began to unbutton my skirt. That's when I realized that this had to stop. I flung myself away from him and quickly pulled my clothes back on. He fell onto the bed and looked at me. "Whash wrong?"

I sighed and kissed his lips lightly. "Not tonight, sweetheart." Using my best Mei-voice possible. He raised his eyebrows. "Whay're you actin sho weird?"

"I'm not acting weird..." I said, slowly backing away.

Al groaned and pulls off his pants. "Geez, that's not fair. I'm sho hard I hurt..." He places a hand on his erection and lightly srokes it.

And that's when I lost my self control.

Flinging myself onto the bed I slammed my mouth onto his erection and sucked him so hard he came within seconds.

"Meeh-Mei!" He called, fisting his hands in my hair. I swallowed his release greedily, making sure not one drop escaped my greedy lips. As soon as he finsished, he mumbled something softly and fell asleep.

Just. Like. That.

I cleaned him up, dressed him, returned to normal Edward, laid on the other side of the bed, and cried.

I cried and cried and cried.

Why?

Because I just raped my brother. And the last thing he said to me (Edward, not "Mei") was I hate you.