ANDDDDD.. I'M BACK! Lolz... Even I'm shocked by how quickly I'm updating.. I just wish that the 249 people who read my story would actually review... HEHEHEHHE... Lolz.. Anyway, I whipped out another SHAMAZING chapter out of my crazy mind.. and I have a question for you guys to answer in your reviews.

You ready? Here it is.

Jack and Will. Drunk. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JACK AND WILL GETTING DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND JUST.. HAVING THE GIRLS TRY TO KEEP THEM IN CONTROL? Hehe.. It would be EXTREME randomness.. maybe I should just make that a oneshot.. Idk.. Just tell me in your review or PM me or something!

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(): Thanks! I hope that you keep on reading!

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Mai: Hehe I loved Will's awkward fist bump too! Hehe... Okey dokey... I'll definitely try to make that more clearer in this chapter.. heh... SPIDEY SENSES! UTILITY BELT! WHOOOOOOO! Hehe

CookieMonster-Chick: Drea... hehehehe I laugh at the fat lady part and Will's fist bump.. hehehehehe.. Dude. THERE. IS. NO. WEDDING... well, at least not yet! Hehehe

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ON TO THE STORY!~

The girls dragged Will downstairs and led him to the room directly next to Sage's room. Andrea opened the door and led everyone inside. The room looked very much like the girl's rooms and the girls stood to the side as Will looked around.

"Look in the dresser," said Caity. Will nodded and opened his drawer. He pulled out a pistol and stared at it for a moment before giving it to Caity. She looked at it uncertainly.

"Take it. I don't want it," said Will. Caity held out her hand and looked at the pistol. Slowly, she began to smile. Sage dropped to her knees dramatically.

"NOOOO! You've created a monster!" she yelled at Will. He just looked confused.

"Er, alright?" he asked Sage. She stood back up.

"Why did you give the pistol to her?" Sage asked curiously. Will shrugged.

"She's the responsible one," Will said honestly. Sage began laughing loudly.

"Wait," she said, gasping. "You think that Caity is responsible?" Caity hit Sage's shoulder.

"I am responsible!" she said indignantly. Sage giggled.

"If you're responsible, then I'm... I'm normal!" Caity glared at Sage.

"I'm not afraid to use my new pistol," Caity said, moving the pistol from one hand to the other. Sage grinned widely.

"OI! I have sword fighting lessons! Now... I just need to find a sword," Sage said, disappointed. Caity checked her scabbard for her sword.

"Well, I'm keeping mine," Caity said, patting the hilt. Sage laughed.

"Unless I steal it," Sage said, getting an evil gleam in her eye. Caity looked thoughtful for a second.

"But I'll sleep with one eye open," Caity said. Sage grinned.

"I will shut your eye!" said Sage.

"Are you done?" asked Will. The two girls looked at him in surprise, as if they had forgotten that he and Andrea were there. Sage threw her long hair over her shoulder.

"Yes, we are done," she said, promptly sitting down on the floor. Everyone looked down at her. Sage blushed.

"Let's talk about something. I'm bored," she whined. Andrea rolled her eyes and sat down, dragging Caity and Will down to the floor.

"Only you, Sage. Only you." Sage grinned.

"So, what do you want to talk about?" asked Andrea awkwardly.

"SWORDS!" Caity yelled, her eyes lighting up. Sage looked at Caity, grinning.

"YES! So, when I was at that one camp that one year, the teachers taught us how to fight with swords and it was totally awesome 'cause on the first day I was really bad, but then I got better and better and then by the last day, we had a contest and the teacher was facing me and I was the only person in the whole class that could beat him and he gave me the 'most improved' award and I was so happy and proud because I had learned the basics of sword fighting in barely a week and it was really awesome!" finished Sage, taking a huge breath of air.

Everybody was shocked into silence for a few minutes after Sage's rant. Surprisingly, Will recovered first.

"Do you always talk that much?" he asked her. Sage nodded her head up and down really quickly.

"Yup. And I also get really hyper and crazy sometimes," she said. Will grinned slightly.

"Right. You hear voices. I remember now," he said. Sage looked shocked for a moment before laughing.

"You remembered!" she said, surprised. Will nodded. Sage turned to Andrea.

"See? Anybody can get used to me after a few minutes!" Sage said, and Andrea smiled evilly.

"Well, Will is special," said Andrea. Sage blushed deeply and avoided looking at Will during the silence after Andrea's statement.

"That was awkward," said Caity. Sage giggled and everyone stared at her. She looked at Will.

"Could you teach us how to sword-fight?" Will looked at Sage.

"Erm... I don't think... I'm not go-" He broke off when Sage looked at him pleadingly.

"Please?" she asked, making her eyes go big. Will hesitated and looked at the other two girls who were also making big, pleading eyes at him. Finally, he turned back to Sage and nodded once.

"Alright. I'll teach all of you how to spar." Sage jumped up and pumped the air with her fist.

"So when do we start?" she asked, helping Will to his feet. Andrea jumped on the balls of her feet.

"Yeah, when?" she asked eagerly. Will pulled out his sword.

"How about now?" he asked, grinning.

One hour later, the girls were filthy, exhausted, and sore, but triumphant and proud. Will had tested Sage and found out that she was quite good at sparring, so he decided that she would help teach the other two girls. After a while of telling Andrea not to drop the sword and Caity not to swing around like a crazed idiot, the two girls finally had the basics down and were able to hold up a fight before help could come. Sage yawned.

"Well, I'm tired so..." she trailed off, looking at Will. "We should probably get out of your room, huh?" Sage asked him, smiling.

"Yes, that would probably be best," said Will, walking to get the door for the girls. They walked through, saying 'goodnight' to him as they passed. Sage was the last one to leave and ran to the door to check if anyone was there. Then, she ran back to Will and gave him a huge hug. When she pulled away, Will asked her,

"Are you feeling alright?" Sage looked at him with a big grin on her face and squealed, running back to her room, flopping on her bed. Back in Will's room, Will smiled gently, shaking his head at Sage's antics before falling on his bed and going to sleep.

The next morning, Andrea woke up to the rising sun and yawned, sitting up in bed. After washing up a bit, she opened her door and went to the deck. Looking around, she went to the railing and leaned on it, staring into the crashing waves below.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" a voice said from behind Andrea. Andrea flinched and turned around, pulling her sword out. Jack was standing there, his hands up, looking at the sword point with apprehension.

"Don't hurt me?" he asked. Andrea giggled nervously and lowered the sword.

"Sorry... Just, don't sneak up on me like that." Jack nodded and joined her at the railing. Andrea sighed after a few moments of awkward silence and Jack looked at her curiously.

"Do you ever feel like just letting go of all your troubles and letting yourself go with the sea? Just... jumping in it sometimes and never coming back up?" Andrea asked. Jack looked at her curiously.

"Well, I suppose it depends on how rough the sea is that day. Also, it's not about letting go of your troubles, it's about embracing them with a smile on your face, your heart turned toward your troubles, accepting that they're part of what makes you a pirate," Jack said seriously. Now it was Andrea's turn to look at Jack.

"Is that how you deal with everything that you've done in the past? All of that looting and occasionally killing?" Andrea's voice broke slightly. Jack nodded.

"You've got to accept who you are. Because otherwise, you're never going to be able to look yourself in the mirror. And that, luv, is the first test that I gave you to determine if you can become a pirate." Andrea smiled.

"And did I pass that test?" Jack smiled until his lips were slightly above her cheek.

"With flying colors, luv." With that, Jack laid a small kiss on Andrea's cheek and walked away to make last minute preparations for leaving Tortuga. Andrea stood where she was, and reached up to touch where Jack had kissed her. Slowly, a huge smile broke over her face and she ran to go tell one of the other girls. She bumped into Caity on the top of the stairs.

"Caity!" squealed Andrea. Caity grabbed Andrea's shoulders and steered her into Andrea's room. Once the door was closed, she turned to Andrea.

"Tell me everything!"

"He kissed my cheek!" yelled Andrea excitedly. Caity rolled her eyes.

"I saw that. But... why? I mean... what were you talking about that made him want to kiss you?" asked Caity. Andrea eyes shone brightly.

"He was telling me that I had passed the first test to becoming a pirate! Oh Caity! This is awesome! Will and Sage seem to be getting a little comfy... if you get what I mean and now Jack.. EEEEEEEP!" Andrea yelled. Caity grinned.

"Well, I'm happy for both you and Sage. As for me, I need to focus on other things and not get distracted by any pirates.. no matter how hot they are," said Caity, grinning. The two girls went up on deck to help with preparations for leaving.

Meanwhile, Sage had just woken up, hearing Andrea's squeals. In the room beside her, Will had already gotten up, and was getting dressed. While she was getting ready, Sage put on the eyeliner that Jack had given her the previous night. Pleased with the effect, she walked outside, pulling on her boots. Will came out at the same time and as he passed her, he let out a hearty good morning. Sage blushed as she thought of her outburst from the night before and refused to look at him. Will grabbed Sage's wrist and turned her toward him. He studied her intently.

"You look different," he said, and Sage looked at him curiously.

"Your eyes look bigger," said Will, smiling. Sage shook her head.

"Yeah... I borrowed some stuff from Jack. Anyway, let's get upstairs, I wouldn't want to miss our breakfast," she said, grinning. The two made their way on the deck to eat.

After a quick breakfast, Jack, Will, Sage, Caity, Andrea, and Gibbs were lined up, staring at their new crew. Jack made a face at their appearance and Gibbs attempted to defend the crew.

"Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast, every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot," Gibbs said. Sage turned to Will.

"Crazy like Jack? Or crazy like... well, me?" Sage asked Will, whispering. Will chuckled and attempted to hide his laughter when Jack looked his way.

"So this is your well bodied crew?" asked Will. Jack went up to one of the men, Gibbs directly behind him.

"You, sailor!" The man looked straight ahead, with no expression on his face. He had a brightly colored parrot on his shoulder. Andrea looked at the colors with a mesmerized expression on her face while Caity tried to snap to fingers in front of Andrea.

"Cotton, sir," said Gibb when there was no response from the man. Jack nodded.

"Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?" Caity grinned and turned to Andrea and Sage.

"Oh god, I hate this bloody line. Where are the writers, I'm gonna kill them!" said Caity. The other two girls grinned and turned their attention back to the action that was happening. There was still no response from the man. Jack glared.

"Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!" Gibbs stepped up with a pitiful expression on his face.

"He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured out how." Jack nodded and began to move away but suddenly stopped and looked at the parrot.

"Mr. Cotton's parrot... same question!" Caity leaned over to Sage.

"He's absolutely insane to be talking to a parrot," she said. Sage laughed and everyone looked at her awkwardly.

"Go on, shoo! Look at Mr. Cotton's parrot," Sage said, making the universal 'shoo' gesture with her hands. Everyone turned back to Mr. Cotton's parrot.

"Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!" chirped the parrot. Everybody looked to Gibbs for translation.

"Mostly, we figure that means yes." Jack had a contented look on his face.

"Of course it does," Jack said, turning to Will. "Satisfied?" Will looked around with a disbelieving face.

"Well, you've proved they're mad," Will said.

"And what's in it for us?" asked a female voice near the end of the line. Jack walked over to the voice and pulled off the woman's hat.

"Anamaria!" The woman, Anamaria, raised her hand and slapped Jack's cheek. Jack let out a muffled 'hmph' and Andrea gasped. Will came up and looked at Jack.

"I suppose you didn't deserve that one either," Will said, and Sage grinned.

"No, that one I deserved," said Jack, turning his head back to Anamaria. Anamaria's fists were clenched tightly.

"You stole my boat!" she yelled angrily. Jack attempted to correct her.

"Actually-" Anamaria slapped him again and Jack frowned. "Borrowed. Borrowed without permission. With every intention of bringing it back to you." Anamaria glared.

"But you didn't," she said, raising her hand slightly to slap Jack again. Sage whistled softly.

"Dude, I would not want to get on her bad side," she said to Caity. Caity nodded.

"Yeah. That would be bad. Although I'm worse," she said, grinning. Sage smiled at her before turning back to Anamaria and Jack. Jack was trying to compromise.

"You'll get another one." Anamaria pointed at Jack.

"I will," Anamaria said. Caity stepped in.

"A better one!" Jack glared at her before saying,

"A better one." Will said his line.

"That one!" he said, pointing at the Interceptor. Jack glared at him too.

"What one? That one? Aye, that one. What say you?" he asked the crew.

"Aye!" they yelled, and Sage and Andrea shook their fists in the air.

"Anchors aweigh!" yelled the parrot. Everyone began moving around and getting the ship ready to leave the dock. Gibbs followed Jack nervously.

"No, no, no, no, no, it's frightful bad luck to bring a lady aboard, sir," Gibbs said, looking at Anamaria. Jack shrugged.

"We already have three women. Another one couldn't hurt," Jack said, nodding at the three girls.

"Anyway, it would be far worse not to have her."

Later that evening, a terrible storm broke out. The crew was struggling to keep the sails from ripping and Caity was bellowing encouragements while trying to tie up a rope. The wind was whipping through Sage's hair, and she was nearly blinded by the rain. Andrea was struggling not to slide from one side of the ship to the other. Will grunted as he pulled on a rope and Sage went to go help him.

"How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?" he asked frustratedly. Sage decided to steal Gibbs's line.

"Yeah, it's true that the compass doesn't point north, but we're not trying to find north, are we? Aye?" Sage asked Will. He looked at her thoughtfully before the storm distracted them again.

Gibbs struggled over to where Jack was.

"We should drop canvas, sir!" yelled Gibbs. Jack looked down at the compass and made a slight move to the wheel.

"She can hold a bit longer," said Jack. Gibbs looked at Jack as if he was mad.

"What's in your head that's put you in such a fine mood, Captain?" asked Gibbs, eyes squinting against the lashing rain. Jack smiled slyly.

"We're catching up."

WHOOOOOOO! DONE! So... tell me how you like it? REVIEW! Oh, and again, give me your thoughts on this:

Jack and Will are drunk one night and the girls have to try to keep them in control... EXTREME RANDOMNESS!

PEACE OUT!

~InheriGirl