An American Genderbending Episode

"No, No NO!" America yelled as she woke up from a nightmare (obviously involving ghosts). America looked around her room, covered with pictures of football, baseball, and video game posters along with a Pokémon Poster and plush here and there. She sighed with relief and got up from her bed, not even noticing her new form until she reached the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

America looked into the mirror and gasped in shock. "I look hot." She said as she quickly put off the shock off her being a different gender from when she fell asleep yesterday.

"I know what to do today, I'll go annoy Iggy; I love annoying that grouchy bad cook!" America smiled with contempt, She walked over to her new Android smartphone and dialed in England's number. While the phone was dialing England's number, she put on her glasses then noticed that when she looked through her glasses that it was blurry and she took off her glasses and saw that everything was seeable; as if she suddenly got 20/20 vision when she was asleep.

"America, what the hell do you want it's 9 o'clock PM here." A feminized yet familiar voice snapped from the phone. "Hey Iggy, guess what happened to me today!"

"What?"

"I can see without my glasses and I got tits!"

"…America, you idiot you should know that every one on the world got turned into a girl."

"What about Ukraine, and Hungary, and Belgium, and-"

"They were turned into guys, now goodbye."

"But Iggy-"

"Goodbye."

Then America heard the familiar tone that means a call has ended.

"Well, who needs Iggy's constant grumpiness, he's just jealous that I got tits and he didn't!" America thought to herself and walked downstairs to go and eat her favorite breakfast.