Hey guys! I'm back with another parody! This one is more about mocking some of the authors and reviewers. Enjoy!

The Author Games

A long time ago, in ancient China, there was a fanfiction. It was actually a crappy fanfiction, but the author never deserved her coming fate. The author of this fanfiction was Nicki Hart, who had signed of for fanfiction dot net several months ago with the pen name of RedHound. This author had already published some fanfictions. To the best of anyone's recollection, the plot of the story was this: A modern day soldier gets transported to the world of KFP. Tigress falls in love with him, only to realize he is a jerk. Well, here is what how the author decided to summarize it: A modern day soldier enters the world of KFP to stop the rising villain. Will he succeed? TiPo.

Well, there are TiPo hints dropped, and it looks like TiPo might actually happen. However, there is another "author" by the name of Baker68 who is pissed about the misleading description. A few weeks later, Baker68 spams a chapter with a nasty message. Here it is:

Baker68:

You fucking piece of pig shit! You should go murder yourself! I can write better than this disgrace to pigs, shit, fanfiction, and humanity! Fuck off!

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Well, Baker68. You don't have any stories on your profile. So even if you hate a story, you really shouldn't be trashing other people and saying you're better without any proof to back it up.

Then, RedHound says the two had a PM conversation and he/she thought the issue had been resolved. We the readers can only imagine the conversation went something like this:

Baker68:

You bitch! Take the story down or I'll report it for being full of shit!

RedHound:

I followed all of the rules on the site.

Baker68:

YOU LIED IN THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION!

RedHound:

I did not. In the next chapter, Tigress will realize she made a mistake by loving Random OC. Then, she will turn to Po for comfort. See what I mean?

Baker68:

Oh, I see now. But hurry the fuck up!

RedHound:

The next chapter is in the works right now.

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So, yeah. Not pretty, but it's getting better. Or so RedHound thinks. Then again, you know what they say about assuming things.

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Come the next chapter, RedHound has almost made TiPo happen. However, Baker68 is not satisfied. He starts spamming each chapter with more disgusting comments.

Baker68:

You mother fucker! Change the description now or I'm gonna murder you in your sleep!

Baker68:

Dammit bitch! Get the fuck off this site and go throw yourself down a well! FUCK!

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Wow... Really gives you the warm and fuzzies, doesn't it?

Well, wouldn't you think fans would come to the defense of RedHound?

Yes, you are right. But some of them stoop just as low as Baker68.

They write some really nasty comments. Let's attempt to read them, shall we?

Baker68 (anon):

i hve a shity lif and am rilly stoopid becuz i played hookee instead of goin to school plz forgve me for beeing a jackass and takin it out on this amazin storee

Baker68 (anon):

my mother and father both raped me when i was a kid now i am a bitter asshole who has nothing better to do than make life miserable for people who are as talented as you RedHound

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Wow...

The best way to support RedHound is to say "We support you" and to report Baker68's reviews as abuse. Even if you support the author, it's wrong to stoop to that level. Right, people?

Then, Baker68 decides to fire back.

Baker68:

I am more fucking talented than all of you fucking trolls! Fuck off! Fucking RedHound is impersonating me trying to make me look bad! FUCK ALL YOU BITCH IDIOTS WHO DON'T SUPPORT ME!

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Well...

Why would you think RedHound is trying to impersonate you? BTW, if anyone felt sorry for you, you have now lost their sympathy. And again with the "talented" crap. If you think you're talented, Prove. It. To. Us.

We now are in a terrible author war. In fact, the war is so terrible that RedHound asks his friend and fellow author aka dragonwarriorfan2000 to post an author's note on his story. dragonwarriorfan2000 complies and tries to help his friend. Then, Baker68 demands the author's note be removed within three days. At this point, a group of three authors come up with a plan to stop the author war. They hack into the canon world of KFP. Then, they find a bunch of controls and set them so that it is impossible for the crappy fanfiction to take place in the canon world. Finally, they go back into their world and wait for the crappy fanfiction to come down. Eventually, a burst of Chi destroys the crappy fanfiction, along with the disgusting reviews that tormented the website. It also blows everybody up who made a hateful comment in this author war. Then, it blows up the houses of the losers who attacked others in such a vile manner. Finally, the author war is over.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, this wasn't a parody of a story. Still, I felt the need to parody the author war because it was just so nasty- I swear, it was worse than a Twitter war... PM me if you want to know more. You people who took place in this atrocity know who you are. And do not start a war in my review section. However, still feel free to review! :D